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Sunday, March 27, 1988

Wrestlemania 4 (3/27/88)



Wrestlemania 4
March 27, 1988
Trump Plaza
Atlantic City, New Jersey


Commentators: Gorilla Monsoon and Jesse "The Body" Ventura

Ring Announcer: Howard Finkel



There was no way Vince McMahon could top Wrestlemania 3 in terms of ticket sales and a main event that could come close to topping Hulk Hogan vs Andre the Giant so he had to come up with something different. He decided that, similar to The Wrestling Classic, that the night should be centered around a tournament to crown a new WWF Champion. To do this he had to get the title off Hulk Hogan who had it for 4 years running. The LONG backstory to this was they used the long two count in the opening minute of the Wrestlemania 3 match as an angle to say Andre the Giant should have been champion. Hogan and Andre hooked up at Survivor Series but that resolved nothing. In the winter of 1987, new top heel “Million Dollar Man” Ted Dibiase wanted to buy the WWF Championship from Hulk. Hogan famously shouted “HELLLLL NOOOOOOO!” as a response to Dibiase’s purchase attempt. At the 1988 Royal Rumble, an official re-match between Hulk and Andre was signed for The Main Event. Before that match, Andre promised Dibiase that after he won the title, he’d hand it to him. During the Main Event match, everything was going hunky dory until Andre got the upperhand on Hogan and covered him. Hogan raised his shoulder at one but referee Dave Hebner kept counting to three anyway. Everyone in the world was shocked as Hebner handed the belt to Andre and proclaimed him new WWF champion. Suddenly another Dave Hebner ran to the ring and confronted the one reffing the match. It was revealed that this wasn’t Dave reffing the match but rather his “evil twin” Earl (who had been working for the NWA up to this point) who ran away laughing with Andre, Virgil and Ted Dibiase. The fans were completely confused as to what just happened. Later on, sure enough, Andre handed the world title to Dibiase. Soon after, WWF president Jack Tunney announced that Andre had officially defeated Hogan for the championship, but the title exchange to Dibiase was illegal and the championship was vacant. There would be a 14 man tournament at Wrestlemania 4 to decide a new champion. It was 14 and not 16 because Hogan and Andre had byes in the first round so they could open the Quarterfinals against one another. So Hogan and Andre were going to lock up for the second year in a row but in an entirely different situation. This presented the fans a whole list of candidates to root for and who could possibly be the new champion. Joining Hogan and Andre in the tournament would be Dibiase, “Hacksaw” Jim Duggan, Dino Bravo, “The Rock” Don Muraco, Ricky “The Dragon” Steamboat, Greg “The Hammer” Valentine, “The Natural” Butch Reed, “Macho Man” Randy Savage, One Man Gang, Bam Bam Bigelow, Jake “The Snake” Roberts and “Ravishing” Rick Rude. That literally was the best in the roster not on a tag team at the time or involved in another feud. Other matches included a showdown between powerhouses Hercules and Ultimate Warrior making his ppv debut. The Intercontinental title was on the line as Honky Tonk Man defending against Brutus “The Barber” Beefcake. Finally the tag team belts were on the line as Strike Force defends against Demolition. To give everyone else something to do, a 20 man battle royal was booked with the winner getting a 7 foot tall trophy. So with this unique Wrestlemania format in place, they wouldn’t be able to top Wrestlemania 3 but they were trying something different. Say what you will about Vince McMahon but he was always willing to try something new.

Before the show starts we get a Coliseum Video exclusive segment with Craig DeGeorge who had lost his voice the night before, isn’t that too bad? Mean” Gene Okerlund greets the crowd to open the show and sends it over to Gladys Knight for a wonderful rendition of America The Beautiful. She gets a well deserved hand from the crowd as the show begins with the huge trophy being brought to the ring. The winner of the opening match Battle Royal gets the trophy. We go to Gorilla Monsoon and Jesse “The Body” Ventura who run down the card as the battle royal entrants make their way to the ring. Monsoon asks what Jesse thinks of Bob Uecker and Vanna White and right on cue, Bob joins the broadcast booth. Bob isn’t too happy to see Jesse and vice versa. Monsoon sends it to ringside but not before Jesse makes a fist at Uecker, hahaha.


Match 1


20 Man Battle Royal

The participants are Bret Hart, Jim Niedhart, Jim Powers, Paul Roma, Sika (making his PPV debut), “Dangerous” Danny Davis, Jim Brunzell, Brian Blair, Bad News Brown, Sam Houston, Jacques and Raymond Rougeau, Ken Patera, “Outlaw” Ron Bass, Junkyard Dog, Boris Zhukov, Nikolai Volkoff, Hillbilly Jim, “King” Harley Race and George “The Animal” Steele. Before the match starts Bob somewhat breaks Kayfabe by saying Vince McMahon called and asked him to repeat his performance at Wrestlemania. Vince was presented as just the babyface announcer 99% of the time in those days so for Bob to mention Vince had any sort of pull was a rarity. The bell rings and everyone goes at it. A host of guys gang up to try to dump Sika while Bob Uecker says this reminds him of the final day of cuts during Spring Training in baseball. Sam Houston and Danny Davis go at it as the Harts doubleteam Hillbilly Jim. Bob Uecker says Billy Martin has to be there somewhere. You’re 3 years late Ueck. It should be noted that George Steele doesn’t actually get in the ring, he’s just chilling outside. Gorilla mentions Jesse will be doing some baseball commentary as Ron Bass whips SAM HOUSTON into Davis who shoulder dips him over the top and gone. First guy out 41 seconds into it. Moments later Hillbilly Jim, Brian Blair, Junkyard Dog and Nikolai Volkoff team up to dump SIKA out. Ventura says Houston went out first because he’s too light and Gorilla counters by saying Sika is certainly not light and he’s gone. Blair hits an atomic drop on Davis but is nearly tossed out by Nikolai. The Rougeau’s double team Niedhart for a bit. Jesse finally notices Steele outside and Monsoon says he never got in. Ventura says George is smarter than anyone thinks if that’s his strategy to chill outside and let everyone tire themselves out. Junkyard Dog goes at it with Race, shades of last year. Brunzell saves Patera by ramming Bass and Davis’ heads together. Bob asks if anyone’s seen Vanna White because he’s supposed to meet her there. Monsoon says she’s definitely there. Jesse scoffs and jokes that she’s in love with him, not Bob. Bret comes off the top and nails Raymond. Niedhart starts swiping at Steele outside the ring as Jacques backdrops Blair over the top rope but Brian catches himself on the apron. Suddenly Steele grabs JIM NIEDHART by the goatee and pulls him out. Once again, great strategy by George. Bret is steaming mad as Monsoon says George is already out (he’s not). Jacques stomps away trying to get rid of Blair and Bad News joins in. Jesse says if Vanna has great taste than she’s less filling. Gotta love a beer joke on a family show. Bad News nails BRIAN BLAIR with a chop to the throat and he crumples off the apron to the floor, he’s gone. Ken Patera matches up with Bret as Brunzell tries to dump Raymond in retaliation for Brian. Brunzell does manage to dump RAYMOND ROUGEAU but Jacques sneaks up from behind and JIM BRUNZELL is tossed out. Bob on commentary says the Bees are gone. Boris Zhukov matches up with Hillbilly Jim as JYD hits a headbutt on Ron Bass. Race tries to dump Patera as JYD tosses out RON BASS as Steele comes up and pokes him in the eye, hahahaha. Bob and Gorilla think Steele is out while Jesse correctly points out he never got in the ring. Bret nearly dumps Jacques as the Bolsheviks double team JYD. Jesse randomly makes fun of Uecker’s lifetime batting average in the big leagues but Ueck is a good sport about it. Zhukov dumps out HILLBILLY JIM as Uecker said that was his pick to win the battle royal. If you pay attention outside, referee Jimmy Korderas more or less disqualifies GEORGE STEELE and sends him to the showers without ever getting into the ring. The real reason he never got in the ring was that he was nursing a knee injury suffered at a house show prior to Wrestlemania. Paul Roma picks DANNY DAVIS up in a fireman’s carry and dumps him out to the crowd’s delight. Unfortunately for Paul, Bad News dumps his partner JIM POWERS on the other side of the ring. Uecker says the guys that went out early got their per diem money. Monsoon says he’s gonna have trouble with Jesse and Bob tonight as JYD stares down his old nemesis Race. Harley headbutts him and sells it like HE got hit with a chair. Jesse mentions the only tag team intact at that point is the Bolsheviks. Right on cue Ken Patera shoulderdips NIKOLAI VOLKOFF out. Patera then dumps out BORIS ZHUKOV as Uecker says “USA IS IN, YES SIR!” Unfortunately for Bob, KEN PATERA is dumped by Bad News. We’re down to 6 men left…make it 5 after JACQUES ROUGEAU is dumped out by Race. Roma is in the corner with the Hitman as JYD fends off Bad News and Race JYD then nails HARLEY RACE with a right hand that sends the King over the top and out. Roma unloads on Bad News but an eye rake stops him. Bad News dumps out PAUL ROMA and its down to Bret and Bad News against JYD. All three of them represented Stu Hart’s Stampede Wrestling at one point so this must have been fun to see for the Stampede fans. Bad News drops Bret with a clothesline by accident. Dog headbutts Bad News down and does his Doggie headbutts on the ground to both Brown and the Hitman. JYD stops to rev up the crowd which allows Bad News enough time to collect himself. He and Bret double team JYD until he goes down. Bret and Bad News high and low five each other and Bad News whispers in his ear to set up a strategy. Jesse says its like talking to the third base coach before dropping down a bunt, but in Uecker’s case he’d have to make contact for that to happen. Once again Uecker runs with it in a hilarious fashion. Uecker was pretty lousy but nowhere near the worst baseball player of all time even though that was his gimmick that he claimed to be. Bret and Bad News continue to work over JYD. Bret and Bad News try to dump JYD as Jesse says this is Bad News style of match since he’s a loner anyways. Another attempt by Bret and Bad News succeeds and JUNKYARD DOG is gone. Bret and Bad News celebrate as Monsoon reasons that Bret and Bad News are going to split the purse money. Jesse correctly asks how they’re going to split the trophy? Just wait Jess. Bret and Bad News continue to pose for the crowd as Monsoon says one keeps the trophy for a year and then hands it to the other. Jesse says they’re going to have to tell the referee to call it off and right on cue, Bad News nails Bret with the ghetto blaster out of nowhere. Uecker says that’s the last time he’s going to listen to Gorilla and Jess because he thought they were friends. Bad News goes to town on Bret and Jesse says when money is involved, there are no friends. Bad News whips Bret sternum first into the corner as Monsoon says its like running into the centerfield wall. Bad News finally tosses BRET HART out and there’s your winner. Bad News dumped Brian Blair, Jim Powers, Ken Patera, Paul Roma, JYD and the Hitman to win it. The triophy is legit 7 feet high and its brought into the ring. Ring announcer Howard Finkel declares Bad News the winner as Brown holds up the black gloved fist. I always thought that was an awesome gimmick that should have been taken to a higher level in the main events. Bad News taunts the irate crowd as Jesse says this is going to propel him up the ranks. Suddenly Bret sneaks back in the ring and dropkicks Bad News out of the ring. What a sore loser! Then again, he got double crossed. Bret then smashes the trophy must to Bad News’ dismay. The crowd pops for the Hitman as Bret destroys the trophy and throws it at him. Bret holds up pieces of it in the ring as Bad News bails. Uecker says he’s glad he never won MVP for reasons like that. Hahaha I would have loved to have seen Bob win the 1964 National League MVP instead of his teammate Ken Boyer only for Boyer to attack him in the clubhouse, destroying the plaque. Jesse says that’s why he hit .200 in his career. The battle royal win DID somewhat help Bad News on his quest for title shots against the Mega Powers depending on who had the belt. Honky Tonk Man once said in a shoot interview that Vince could have saved so much money by having Bad News as the black power world champion back when racism was more rampant than it is now instead of having to waste millions of dollars on Ultimate Warrior. He’s right in a sad sort of way. Imagine the anti-white Bad News standing over the body of a defeated Hogan or Savage, holding up the black gloved fist in one hand and the WWF Championship in the other. To be fair, even Bad News wasn’t really broken up about it. He said in his own shoot that he was never in wrestling to win “fake wrestling belts”, he was in it to make money. He didn’t understand that being world champion gave you a chance to make more money in private appearances, endorsements and main event money. Then again, he wasn’t a personable guy anyway so its not like you could market him as such. Still, Bad News had his Wrestlemania moment…even if it was ruined by a pissed off Bret Hart.

Time of match: 9:44

Winners: Bad News Brown



Bob Uecker hightails it out of the announce booth to find Vanna White. We then go to a Coliseum Video exclusive interview with Craig DeGeorge and Ted Dibiase. Dibiase is in the “plush” locker room which is probably Donald Trump’s suite at the Plaza. Ted says you’ll never see him in a “stinky, dingy locker room with a bunch of bubbling buffoons”. Ted predicts he’s going to be WWF Champion. DeGeorge asks about Hacksaw Jim Duggan. Ted says Duggan is the lowest form of scum and he’ll plow through him. He tells DeGeorge to beat it and we cut back to ring side. Obviously Dibiase was one of the favorites otherwise he wouldn’t get this kind of interview. We go back to The Fink who introduces Robin Leach of the popular tv show The Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous (for you youngsters, think MTV Cribs or Vanderpump Rules). Robin reads a proclamation from a golden scroll to let the tournament begin. Really? I know it was a big deal to crown a new champion but a golden scroll? Well he IS Robin Leach and he does know why. Finally we get to our first tournament match.



WWF Championship Tournament First Round Match 1 (Match 2 overall)

Hacksaw” Jim Duggan vs “The Million Dollar Man” Ted Dibiase (with Andre The Giant and Virgil)

Ironic as these two Mid-South Wrestling stablemates would be competing to open the tournament on WWF ppv while their former comrades in Mid-South would be working for Crockett that same night at the first ever NWA Clash of Champions. Monsoon instantly bitches about Andre being at ringside with Dibiase as Ventura speculates what would happen if Dibiase beats Duggan and Andre beats Hogan later. Monsoon correctly points out Dibiase would have to face the winner of Don Muraco and Dino Bravo before he’d meet Andre. Ventura says suppose Ted wins that one, then what? Monsoon says Andre would step aside as Ventura says Dibiase may. Yeah right Jesse. Andre tried to hand him the belt once and President Jack Tunney said no way. Both men are in standard attire as the bell rings. Duggan backs Dibiase in the corner as Jesse says we got a contrast in styles, Dibiase the classic mat technician and Duggan the brawler. Duggan was a pretty good amateur in his home state of New York but he made his career brawling. They lock up as Ted breaks clean while Duggan says “HOOOO!”. Duggan unloads with right hands as Jesse says he saw it coming. Dibiase tries to go toe to toe with him but Duggan ducks under a punch and delivers an atomic drop that sends Ted over the top to the floor. Duggan poses for the crowd as we get a panoramic view of the crowd. Ted regroups with Andre and Virgil before getting back in. Jesse asks if Gorilla scalped his comped tickets for money for the tables at the Trump Plaza the night before. Ted backs Jim down with chops but Jim ducks under one and clotheslines him down. Duggan pounds on Dibiase in the corner as Jesse says he’s not a Rhodes scholar. Jim charges but eats a boot from the Million Dollar Man. Dibiase unloads on Duggan before whipping him in the corner. Dibiase drops Duggan with a clothesline as Monsoon says whoever wins the tournament will have earned it having to face 4 opponents. Dibiase floors Duggan again, drops the Fistfull of Dollars Punch and covers for a 2 count. Duggan rallies with right hands but an eye rake stops the momentum. Dibiase whips him but Duggan sunset flips him for a two count. Jesse can’t believe Duggan was capable of a technical move, ha. A knee to the gut drops Hacksaw as Jesse says it would be a disgrace if Duggan won the title. Duggan blocks a suplex and delivers one of his own. Dibiase hops on the second rope but eats a punch to the ribs on the way down. Duggan rallies with right hands and a clothesline. Monsoon says we may see the three point stance soon as another whip by Duggan ends with a body slam on Ted. Duggan goes for the 3 point stance clothesline but is tripped up by Andre on the outside. Duggan reaches through the ropes and eats not only a right hand from Andre but a knee to the back by Dibiase. Referee Jack Kruger was looking right at Andre too, logically that should have been a disqualification. Duggan drops like a dead deer and Dibiase lands the Fistfull of Dollars Punch. Monsoon bitches as Dibiase covers for the 1…2..3 and Dibiase wins the match. Horrible officiating by Kruger as he was looking right at Andre but whatever, Dibiase advances to the next round. Virgil and Andre get in the ring to celebrate with Ted as the crowd is irate. Duggan grabs the two by four as the heels bails to the back. Jesse says its too little too late and Dibiase moves on. We get shown the replay where Duggan is blasted by Andre and Ted at the same time. Most of these matches are going to be short due to a tournament night so no sense squawking about the length of any of them. The contrast of style worked to tell the story of Dibiase trying to evade the brawling tactics of Duggan long enough for the equalizer outside (Andre) to help him win. Some would call this a bad match but I say the hell with em. This would be a recurring theme throughout the night with Ted, Andre and Virgil watching each other’s backs as Dibiase advances to the second round with Hogan and Andre already there.

Time of match: 5:02

Winner: Ted Dibiase by pinfall



We cut to “Mean” Gene Okerlund who interviews Brutus “The Barber” Beefcake on his upcoming Intercontinental Championship challenge against Honky Tonk Man. Brutus says you don’t get his tights on the boardwalk. “When its all said and done, I will be the new championnnnnn.” Gene asks what about Jimmy Hart? Brutus says he’s gonna give him a haircut. That would be fun wouldn’t it? Brutus “It could happen to YOUUUUUUU” Back to ring side.



WWF Championship Tournament First Round Match 2 (Match 3 overall)

Dino Bravo (With Frenchy Martin) vs “The Rock” Don Muraco (with Superstar Billy Graham)

The battle of the powerhouses with the winner facing Ted Dibiase in the second round. Back in those days that’s a dead giveaway Muraco wins it. Let’s see what happens though. Muraco is in the light blue trunks and Bravo in the green for this one. Before the match starts Jesse says Billy Graham is rubbing off on Muraco since Don wears the tie-dye t-shirts to the ring too. Also the 39 year old Muraco was in much better shape than he was 2 years earlier during Roddy Piper’s face turn. Ventura bitches that he invented tie-dye and taught Graham everything he knows. Monsoon scoffs and says Graham is a former WWF champion and Jesse is not. Jesse takes a shot at Bruno Sammartino by saying Graham beat an easy champion. Frenchy and Billy leave as Monsoon points out that Muraco is in better shape than he was as IC champion. Gotta love steroids. Ventura teases that Graham is thinking of making the big comeback as they lock up in the ring. Bravo gets the upper hand as Monsoon says if it wasn’t for Muraco, Graham would have been in a wheelchair at the hands of the One Man Gang and Butch Reed. That was the kayfabe reason Graham became a manager as the real reason was his artificial hip left him a shell of himself and couldn’t work anymore. Bravo shoulderblocks Muraco in the corner but Muraco whips him into the other corner. Murao hits a clothesline and a scoop slam then goes up to the second rope. He goes for a Vader bomb but switches to a forearm smash at the last second and covers for a deuce. Don backdrops Dino then takes him down with an armdrag. Muraco goes for a second one but Dino drops it and he drops a couple of elbows. Dino hits a gut wrench suplex and puts the boots to Muraco. Bravo rams Don into the buckle then whips him to the other one. A charge eats knee and Don kicks the left leg. He goes to work on the left leg with a toe hold as Graham on the outside chases Frenchy away. Dino kicks Muraco away but again Don goes back to the leg lock. Dino kicks Muraco off and he gets his head caught in the ropes. Bravo takes advantage with a piledriver and poses for the irate crowd. He covers for two and goes for a second piledriver, only to be backdropped. Don ducks the line and they wipe each other out with a double clothesline. Muraco rallies with a forearm to the chest and another scoop slam. Muraco goes for another running forearm but Bravo pulls the ref in the way, Muraco wiping him out instead. Dino gets the sidewalk slam and covers but the ref just taps him. Finkel announces Muraco has won by disqualification as Ventura asks why. Bravo protests in the ring as Monsoon says he pulled the referee in the way. We go to the replay that does show Bravo pulling the ref in the way and Ventura has to admit that's what happened. Big hoss match here and Vince wanted the face to advance without Bravo losing too much heat. Modern fans wouldn't like it but nobody cares what they think.


Time of match: 4:54

Winners: Don Muraco by DQ


We cut to Bob Uecker who says he’s going to take a walk with Vanna White after the interview. Jimmy Hart and Honky Tonk Man crash the party and Bob says Hart is gonna get a haircut. HTM makes fun of Uecker’s lifetime batting average. Uecker “You guys ain’t ever comin to my house! Back to you Gorilla and Jess!”


WWF Championship Tournament First Round Match 3 (Match 4 overall)

Greg “The Hammer” Valentine (with Jimmy Hart) vs Ricky “The Dragon” Steamboat (and "Little Dragon" Richie Steamboat)

Yes, this began the ridiculous process of Ricky bringing his infant son to the ring before his matches. Jesse jokes that Ricky will tag out to the baby. Jesse “He’s got cheeks fatter than Bundy.” Ruh roh, you're not supposed to mention guys no longer in the company! Anyway a lot of people at the time picked Ricky to win the whole thing after he was IC champion the year before. Fans also wanted a Savage/Steamboat re-match from last year, just have to get by Valentine first. Tie ups go nowhere to start but Ricky slides under Greg before catching The Hammer with a hiptoss. Ricky gets in an armdrag and locks in an arm-ringer. Valentine gets dropped three times with shoulderblocks and near falls after. Ricky gets thrown over the top but skins the cat back in. Steamboat dropkicks Valentine in the back but Greg falls on top of Ricky to negate the schoolboy. Instead Ricky gets a lateral press for 1...2..nope. Jesse Ventura gives a shoutout to Barry Blaustein by saying he predicted Steamboat to win. Monsoon picks Hulk Hogan. Valentine gets some forearms and a big elbow to drop the dragon. Valentine chops Ricky down and chokes him with his boot. Valentine drops Ricky on the external occipital protuberance area as Jesse says "The WHAT?" Ventura drops a forearm and covers for a deuce but Ricky rolls out of a back suplex. Ricky rams Valentine into the buckle who falls backwards down. Ricky drops a knee and gets in an arm-ringer, but Valentine counters with an inverted atomic drop. Valentine levels Steamboat with a clotheslines then delivers elbows right between the eyes. Valentine elbows Ricky on the apron and hits a series of left jabs. Donald Trump is shown in the crowd as Steamboat chops Hammer down. Ricky covers for a deuce and goes for a scoop slam but couldn't hold him. Valentine lands on him and gets 1...2...nope. Valentine hits a stomach breaker and delivers a headbutt to the midsection. Valentine goes for the figure four but Ricky kicks him off. They trade blows in the middle of the ring and Valentine lands a forearm. Ricky hits a huge running chop and Valentine does the tree flop face first. Ricky covers for a deuce but gets a thumb to the eye. Valentine hits a shoulderbreaker and covers for 1..2....nooo. Valentine goes up to the top rope and hits the big forearm. Valentine taunts the irate crowd but Ricky blocks the figure four attempt. Ricky slams Greg's head into the mat three times. Ricky catches Valentine with a back elbow then goes up to the top. Ricky hits the top rope chop to the head and covers for 1..2...noooooo. Steamboat rams Valentine's head against the buckle 11 times but referee Earl Hebner pushes Ricky away and Ricky shoves him to his knees. Ventura says "Wait a minute!" Ricky goes up to the top and hits the flying crossbody....but Hammer rolls through and hooks the tights for 1....2....3..to win the match. So much for Ricky going all the way as Valentine pulls off the upset. That was a great match and people are stunned. Ricky waves goodbye to the fans as the reason why he didn't win it all....was that he was leaving. This would be the last we'd see of Steamboat until his various appearances in WWE nearly 20 years later.


Time of match: 9:10

Winner: Greg Valentine by pinfall


We go to Mean Gene who’s with The British Bulldogs, Matilda, Koko B Ware and Frankie. Davey boy says Matilda is on a weasel hunt. Koko says he smells a weasel hunt. He wants Matilda to eat Heenan’s lunch. We go to a Coliseum Video exclusive where Craig DeGeorge tries to snoop into a package being delivered to Bobby Heenan’s dressing room. The courier tells DeGeorge to get lost and he doesn’t know what’s in the package. Heenan tells the camera crew to get lost and says its none of Craig’s business what’s in the box.



WWF Championship Tournament First Round Match 4 (Match 5 overall)

The Natural” Butch Reed (with Slick) vs “Macho Man” Randy Savage (with Miss Elizabeth)
With Valentine in the second round, conventional wisdom has Macho Man taking this one. The Peacock overdub of Jive Soul Bro during Butch's entrance is downright criminal if you choose to watch that version. Ventura says Monsoon is drooling over Elizabeth so much that he looks like Matilda. Savage and Elizabeth enters with matching blue outfits with Savage in the beige trunks. Ventura says he was on the Macho bandwagon 2-3 years ago which is true. Ventura says Reed is more powerful and Slick is the better manager compared to Elizabeth. Savage ducks a line to start but Reed backs Savage into the corner. He gets some knees in then delivers a snapmare. Reed drops a fist and rams his head into the buckle. Savage rams Butch into the buckle and kicks him in the ribs. Reed blocks a vertical suplex and executes one of his own. Reed drops an elbow and covers for a deuce. Butch punches away on Randy as Monsoon says so far the Quarterfinals are Andre vs Hogan, Dibiase vs Muraco and the winner of this faces Valentine. Butch snaps Randy off the top rope and he falls to the floor. Reed stomps away at Randy and drops him with a back elbow smash. Butch goes up to the second rope and drops the forearm to the head. Reed drops his head and gets kicked for it. Randy rallies with left jabs. Reed misses a charge in the corner but lands a clothesline. Butch starts taunting Elizabeth by saying its all over girl as he slowly goes up to the top rope. Savage slams Butch off the top, goes upstairs himself and hits the flying elbow drop. Savage covers for 1..2....3 to win the match. Ventura says he was wrong about Elizabeth as she distracted Reed long enough for Savage to take advantage. Crash style match with Reed dominating until the Savage rally at the end. 
Much like Steamboat, this was Butch Reed's last match with the WWF as he would go back to the NWA soon.


Time of match: 4:09

Winners: Randy Savage by pinfall



We go back to Bob Uecker who’s holding the Wrestlemania 4 program. He's happy that Vanna and him are in the progam next to each other. Bobby Heenan and The Islanders walk in and Uecker taunts them all. Best line is Uecker saying the ASPCAKGBY will be after Heenan. Heenan scoffs and cuts his own promo saying he's got the Islanders and he's not afraid of the miserable mutt Matilda or the bird. Bob Uecker says Matilda will have a smorgasbord with Heenan and the Islanders.



WWF Championship Tournament First Round Match 5 (Match 6 overall)

One Man Gang (with Slick) vs Bam Bam Bigelow (with Sir Oliver Humperdink)

The battle of the super heavyweights and rematch of the Survivor Series was the dark horse match of the first round. All eyes were on Hogan, Andre and Dibiase but nobody was talking about Bam Bam or Gang. Monsoons says Bam Bam is not too far from his hometown. Gang attacks at the bell and clubs away in the corner on Bam Bam. Gang continues to club away with forearms and right hands into the other corner. Gang whips Bam Bam into the corner and Monsoon says his highest weight was 440. Gang clotheslines Bigelow in the corner and whips him in the other. Gang misses a charge and 
Bam Bam drops him with a shoulderblock. Bam Bam does a cartwheel and does a terrible splash. He covers for 1...2...no. Bam Bam had no air on that and Gorilla says he can't beat Gang that way. Bigelow ducks under a clothesline and hits a crossbody for 1....2...no. Bigelow works over Gang as Ventura says Vanna White won't have to worry about being chased around by these two. Another cover gets a deuce and Bam Bam goes to town with forearms to the side of the head. A headbutt and a clothesline drops Gang as Ventura says this match will come down to who has the most endurance. Monsoon said he could go an hour when he weighed 440 as Ventura says Slick won't be happy if Gang loses because Butch Reed already lost. Another headbutt drops Gang and Bigelow lands a diving headbutt. Instead of covering Bam Bam tells the crowd one more is coming....uh oh. Bam Bam goes off the ropes but Slick pulls the top rope down in plain view of referee Jack Krueger. Krueger starts counting while Bam Bam makes it to the apron. Gang pummels him yet Krueger is still counting. Bam Bam headbutts Gang down, kicks Slick off his leg and gets in the ring as Krueger STILL COUNTS HIM OUT AS HE'S ALREADY IN THE RING! Bam Bam cartwheels and Gang bails as the bell rings. Ventura and Monsoon was too busy yapping to notice anything that just happened. Fink gets on the mic and says Bam Bam has been counted out. Good grief did Bam Bam attack Jack Krueger when he was still an active wrestler? That was one of the worst ref performances ever. Still, Gang goes over and that was a pretty bad big man match. Oh well.


Time of match: 2:55

Winner: One Man Gang by count-out


We go to Mean Gene who’s with the former champion Hulk Hogan himself. Hulk cuts one of the weirdest, asinine promos ever. Basically saying how he’s going to slam Andre so hard that Trump Plaza will sink into the ocean and Donald Trump will have to forgo his riches to dog paddle his family to safety, and if he can’t swim anymore Hogan will dog paddle everyone to safety. This is why you don’t script interviews, nobody could have POSSIBLY wrote something that hilariously stupid. Still though, Hogan was Hogan for a reason and he's ready for Andre. We cut to Trump himself signing autographs in the front row and the replay of Slick pulling the rope down. On to the next match.



WWF Championship Tournament First Round Match 6 (Match 7 overall)

Jake “The Snake” Roberts vs “Ravishing” Rick Rude

With the Gang winning his match, the natural set up would be Roberts winning this one. Rude gets on the mic and says all the little boys are taking a gamble by letting their women see his ravishing body. He says the odds are in his favor as Jake makes his entrance. They tie up to star and Rude pushes Jake into the corner, posing for the irate crowd. Another tie up has Jake throwing Rude face first to the ground. Ventura says Jake has more experience but Rude has the size. Rude scoop slams Jake and clocks him with a series of rights. Rude scoop slams him a second time but Jake blocks the third attempt. Jake hits two scoop slams of his own and Rude begs off in the corner. Jake drops him with a right hand and Rude crawls right onto Damien's bag causing him to crawl away. Jake gets in an arm-ringer and ducks a big right hand. Jake continues to work over the left arm while ducking right hands. Jake turns it into a wristlock as Ventura says he's been out of the ring for two years & can still go. Monsoon says he'd buy a ticket to that. Jake continues to work over the wristlock but Rude shoulderblocks him in the corner to break the hold. Rude props him on the second rope but runs right into a knee lift. Jake gives the sign for the DDT but Rude slides out of it and regroups with Heenan on the floor. Rude slides back in and Jake locks in another left arm-ringer. They criss-cross and Jake catches Rude with a scoop slam. Jake goes for the knee lift but Rude gets out of the way. Rude takes advantage and stomps on him as Heenan says don't waste any time. Rude drops Jake with a clothesline and poses again. Rude covers for a deuce then locks in a chinlock. Ventura says there's only 15 minutes in the match so wear down holds aren't the best decision. Hmmm, they haven't mentioned time at all until this match, what's the implication here? Jake gets to his feet but Rude yanks the hair to get Jake back on the mat. Referee Jimmy Korderas tells Heenan to get lost as Jake finally powers out of it with an arm-drag. Rude goes up to the second rope and decks Roberts with a forearm. Heenan yells at Rude to hurry up as Rude clobbers Jake with right hands as Monsoon again brings up the time limit. Rude clotheslines and covers for a deuce before going back to the chinlock. Someone in the crowd shouts "BORING!" as right on cue Jake elbows out of it only to be face planted on the mat by Rude. Rick goes to the top rope and lands a flying fistdrop. Rude covers for 1..2...nope. Rude goes for another chinlock as the crowd starts to chant "weasel". Jake goes for the back suplex but Rude held on to the chinlock. Rude rolls over on top for 1...2...nope. Rude kicks Jake against the bottom rope and covers again for a deuce. Rude goes back to the chinlock as the "boring" chant gets louder. Jake grabs the hair but it doesn't work as the crowd continues to chant boring. Monsoon and Ventura bicker out of boredom as Jake tries to rally the crowd with a comeback. Jake hits a jawbreaker and rallies with left hands. Jake hits a backdrop and hits the short armed clothesline. Jake signals for the DDT but Rude drives him in the corner. Rude whips Jake in the corner but a charge eats knee. Jake hits a stomach breaker and covers for 1...2....nope. Ventura says they gotta be getting close to the time limit and you know where this is going. Rude hits a back suplex and covers for a deuce. Rude ducks the line but they clothesline each other down. Jake goes for a DDT but Rude scoops the leg for the Flair Pin for 1.....2....DING DING DING. Monsoon says he didn't see a three count but the bell rang anyway. Rude thinks he's won but the Fink announces the time limit draw, both men are gone. One Man Gang has a bye into the semi-finals. Jake grabs Damien and chases Rude & Heenan away. That match was brutally boring even by 1988 standards and its mostly due to the booking. They were supposed to go the full 15 so they worked the chinlock for half the time.


Time of match: 15:00

Winners: No one (Time limit draw)



We go to Mean Gene who’s with Vanna White to check out the updated brackets. Hogan and Andre received byes in the first round so they will kick off the quarter finals. After that Ted Dibiase battles Don Muraco. Greg Valentine takes on Randy Savage and One Man Gang has a bye into the semi-finals. Pretty straightforward here as Vanna says she loves the Hulk, Randy & Elizabeth.


Match 8

Ultimate Warrior vs Hercules (with Bobby Heenan)

Power vs power as rising star Warrior takes on the perennial mid-carder Hercules. Funny how Heenan just left with Rude and had to come back with Hercules. Warrior sprints down the stairs at Trump Plaza and gets a big pop. Bell's gone and they circle to start. A shoulderblock goes nowhere and a second one is ineffective. Hercules and Warrior shove each other then tie up. Warrior backs Herc in the corner but Warrior clubs away with punches and chops anyway. Herc ducks a line and it takes three clotheslines to drop Warrior. Warrior lands a left arm clothesline then does another one. Warrior tries to drop Herc on the top rope but misses so he sends him off the ropes. Herc runs right into a chop but dumps Warrior over the top to the floor. Warrior pulls Herc out and they brawl on the floor. Warrior rams Herc into the ring steps then rolls him inside. Herc punches away at Warrior and hits an elbow. Warrior punches the back of the neck then chokes him in the corner. Warrior does 10 punches in the corner but Herc hits an inverted atomic drop. Herc rams Warrior into the buckle but gets whipped into the corner. Warrior misses a charge and backs right into the full nelson. Warrior kicks off the ropes and Herc turns it into a German suplex bridge for 1.....2....Warrior gets the shoulder up....3 to end the match. Monsoon notices right away Warrior got the shoulder up as Herc and Heenan think they've won. Referee Earl Hebner says Warrior has won it. Herc attacks after the bell and grabs his chain. He wraps the chain around Warrior's neck but Warrior uses his strength to pull it off and chase Hercules away by swinging the chain wildly. Ventura says the rivalry is far from over but Warrior gets the duke this time. That match sucked as Ted Dibiase once said Hercules and Warrior both could work if they had someone to lead them, but against each other they were lost. It showed here.


Time of match: 4:29

Winner: Ultimate Warrior by pinfall


We show Sugar Ray Leonard in the crowd as Ventura said Marvin Hagler won that fight....don't get me started. We go to a highlight package of the events leading up to Hogan vs Andre starting the previous year where Andre turned heel to challenge Hulk at Wrestlemania 3. We get a highlight of Wrestlemania 3 then to Ted Dibiase saying he's going to buy the world title. Hogan says HELLLL NOOOOOOOOO! Then Andre attacking Hogan on Saturday Night's Main Event leading to Andre promising Ted Dibiase he'll deliver the world title. Then we cut to The Main Event where Andre pinned Hogan due to the crooked referee. We cut before the twin ref angle and we're back at ringside for the next match.



WWF Championship Tournament Quarterfinal Match 1 (Match 9 overall)

Andre The Giant (with Ted Dibiase and Virgil) vs Hulk Hogan

The monster match of the second round would pretty much set the tone of the remainder of the tournament. After all, if Hogan won, logically that would mean he’d face One Man Gang in the finals. If Andre won, that would mean logically taking on Randy Savage in the final. Why have Andre beat Hogan just to lay down for Dibiase? Virgil and Dibiase accompany Andre to the ring and Monsoon scoffs there's too many guys. Monsoon says he had "Wild" Red Berry as a manager as Hulk makes his entrance. Hogan runs to the ring and Andre kicks him at the bell. Hogan didn't even take his shirt off as Andre rams him into the buckle. Andre chops him and hits a big roundhouse right. Andre chops and hits the big headbutt. Hogan rallies with running forearms but Dibiase hops up on the apron. Hogan chokes Dibiase then grabs Andre for the double noggin knocker. Hulk chops Andre until he's tied up in the top rope. Dibiase and Virgil free Andre as Hogan punches away at the giant. Hogan fires away and finally Andre goes down. Hulk drops an elbow but Andre snatches him by the throat for the blatant choke. Andre does the seated splash and puts the boots to Hogan. Andre grabs Hogan and chokes him again. Andre locks in a nerve hold and Hogan goes down to one knee. Hogan's arm drops twice but Hogan revives and rallies with a knee to the ribs. Hogan punches away at Andre, runs off the ropes and clotheslines Andre in the corner. Hogan calls for a slam but Virgil distracts the referee. Dibiase clobbers Hogan with a steel chair but Hogan chases Dibiase away. Hogan grabs the chair and goes to hit Andre but Andre blocks it. Hogan kicks him in the ribs and nails him with the chair. Ventura correctly points out that's a disqualification but Andre grabs the chair and waffles Hogan with it. The ref calls for the bell....oh NOW you call for the bell? Hogan nails Andre with it a third time as Hogan chases Dibiase and Virgil away. Dibiase throws Virgil to Hogan and runs off. Hogan hits a vertical suplex on Virgil and goes back to the ring. Monsoon says double disqualification is the official rule as Hogan slams Andre again. Ventura says both men are gone so the winner of the next match gets the bye to the Finals. Ventura scoffs at Hogan posing for the crowd since he didn't win. People want to say it was a bad match but considering they had five minutes, it served its purpose. Hogan poses and poses....and poses some more.


Time of match: 5:22

Winner: No one (Double DQ)



Mean Gene Okerlund is with Randy Savage and Elizabeth. Okerlund says he's surprised that Hogan & Andre are gone as Savage says "Hogan is a cheated man not a defeated man." Gene asks Savage about his chances and Savage says nothing's going to stop the Macho Man now. Elizabeth says she believes Randy will win it all. Savage "ALL THE WAY, YEAH! DOIN IT YEAH!" On to the next match.



WWF Championship Tournament Quarterfinal Match 2 (Match 10 overall)

The Rock” Don Muraco (with Superstar Billy Graham) vs “Million Dollar Man” Ted Dibiase

Muraco comes out looking cool, calm and collected while Dibiase comes out in just his tights, looking distraught without Andre and Virgil. After Hogan manhandled Virgil, Dibiase is going for it alone. That actually is a cool set up considering he needed both Andre and Virgil to beat Duggan in the first round. Muraco also has Billy Graham in his corner so actually Dibiase is the underdog here. Monsoon and Ventura points out the winner of the match is in the finals. Muraco grabs him onto the apron and rams his head into each buckle as the bell rings. Muraco slams Dibiase in the ring and clotheslines him. Muraco drops an elbow and hits a powerslam, covering for 1...2..nope. Muraco unloads on Ted and drops him with a back elbow smash. Muraco hops on the second rope and drops a fist then covers for a deuce. Dibiase is sent into the buckle and snap mared. Muraco does a neckbreaker as Ventura says Graham isn't above bending the rules. Muraco hits a dropkick and covers for 1...2...nope. Dibiase bails to outside and Graham threatens to hit him with his cane. Back inside Muraco nails him with a series of right hands. Muraco whips Ted into the corner and Dibiase slingshots The Rock into the ring post. Ted stomps away on Muraco and goes for the blatant choke. Ted stomps Muraco and rams his head into the buckle. Dibiase hits a left armed clothesline as Ventura says the favorite to win is One Man Gang with Hogan & Andre gone. Dibiase does his million dollar fistdrop but Muraco's foot is on the rope. Ted goes back to the blatant choke and a headlocked punch. Ted chops Muraco but puts his head down, eating a boot. Dibiase recovers and goes for the eye rake followed by a scoop slam. Ted misses the second rope elbow and Muraco unloads in the corner with right hands. Muraco clotheslines Dibiase and Ted begs off. Ted sends Don off and eats a shoulderblock. Ted catches a charging Muraco with a stun gun and covers for 1...2....3 to win the match. Dibiase is in the Finals. Today's fans hate the match but I dug it. Muraco was just a fading mid-carder but the fact Dibiase was in distress and didn't have Virgil gave the illusion Don could win. We go to the replay of the stun gun as one half of the Finals is set before the second round is even over! That leaves the Macho Man the only babyface left.


Time of match: 5:44

Winner: Ted Dibiase by pinfall



We go back to Bob Uecker who’s nervous that he can't find Vanna White. All of a sudden Demoltion and Mr. Fuji walk in. Smash in baseball you get hit in the head with a bat, you go down. Strike Force is going down. Ax says they're grabbing the golden goose in Atlantic City and ringing its neck. Uecker says it must be October 31st already. "I've never eaten sushi either!" Ha. Before the next match starts, One Man Gang is in the ring with Slick. Howard Finkel announces Gang advances to the semi-final via a bye and the ref raises his arm for the obligatory victory pose. He makes his exit as we begin the next match.


WWF Championship Tournament Quarterfinal Match 3 (Match 11 overall)

Greg “The Hammer” Valentine (with Jimmy Hart) vs “Macho Man” Randy Savage (with Miss Elizabeth)

Valentine had defeated Steamboat who defeated Savage the year prior, if there was a kayfabe reason to go with Greg, that would be it. Otherwise Savage is now the only babyface left in the tournament. Savage and Liz come out with matching pink outfits. Savage is in the orange trunks this time as the bell rings. Ventura says this is a nightmare as the winner faces the One Man Gang. Valentine clobbers Savage and rams him into the corner. Valentine forearms Savage and Randy turns it around with an elbow. He takes Hammer over with a snapmare and covers for a deuce. Hammer goes upstairs and nails Savage with an elbow. Hammer drops a conventional elbow and covers for a deuce. Valentine executes a shoulderbreaker and covers for 1...2..nope. Monsoon scoffs at the nonchalant cover. Valentine heaves Savage over the top to the floor and drops another elbow to the back of the neck. Ventura says he's giving Savage a taste of his own medicine. Greg chops Randy twice and sends him into the barricade. Greg grabs Randy and elbows him twice in the chest on the apron. Hammer stomps away on Randy and drops an elbow on the apron to Randy. Valentine does a blatant choke as Ventura says to get back in the ring. Valentine starts going to work on the right leg but the figure four attempt is blocked when Randy grabs the rope. Greg hits a vertical suplex as Monsoon goofs by saying "The ravishing one took a lot out of him" Ventura "Who??" Ventura "You mean Butch Reed?" Monsoon "Oh, what did I say? I'm sorry, The Natural" Greg hits a backbreaker and covers for a deuce then fights back in the corner. Elbow drops Valentine with a back elbow smash and a scoop slam. Randy goes upstairs and hits an axehandle then covers for 1...2...nope. Greg gets a chop to the throat and hits a back elbow of his own. Savage hits a vertical suplex and goes up a second time. This time Valentine catches Randy with a shot to the ribs but falls down anyway. Randy goes for the knee to the back but Hart pulled Greg out of the way. Randy crashes into the ropes and Greg goes for the figure four in the middle of the ring. Savage turns it into a small package for 1..2.....3 to win the match! Heads up play by Savage puts him in the semi-finals. Great match for what it was, Valentine was CRIMINALLY underrated and his matches with Savage & Steamboat proves he could go. Savage goes on to the next round.


Time of match: 6:06

Winners: Randy Savage by pinfall.


Back to Mean Gene and Vanna White to check out the updated brackets. 
Vanna White says she has no idea who Bob Uecker is. With Hogan and Andre gone, Dibiase is in the finals. The semi-final match to determine his opponent will be One Man Gang against the Macho Man. Gene sends us back to ring-side for the next match.


Match 12

Brutus “The Barber” Beefcake vs Honky Tonk Man with Peggy Sue and Jimmy Hart for the WWF Intercontinental Championship

In case you didn’t know, Peggy Sue is actually Sensational Sherri in a blonde wig. Honky Tonk had dethroned Ricky Steamboat nearly a full year earlier and Beefcake was the next in line for a title shot. Why do you ask, because he's Hogan's best friend. Brutus enters second without his goofy, catchy entrance music and he threatens to cut Peggy Sue's hair off. That would be easy since Sherri aka Sue was just wearing a wig. Ventura delivers his classic Honky line "What he doesn't have in ability, he makes up for with luck" Luck runs out on everyone Jesse, could this be the night he's dethroned? Ventura says he's playing the piano in Honky's theme as Monsoon scoffs. The commentators commentate on the unusual wrestling attire on Beefcake as the bell rings. They do nothing at the start so Ventura gives a shout out to his kids at home, then they lock up. Honky goes for a chop but Beefcake runs underneath and catches the foot on the way back. Brutus spins him around and delivers an atomic drop before messing up Honky's hair to psych him out. Beefcake punched him down before Honky bails to the outside to regroup with his entourage. Back inside Honky begs off as Beefcake makes the cutting sign until they lock up again as the commentators discuss the rules of a championship title change. Ventura says its a good thing because "you could have a biased referee make a garbage disqualification call"....and I can't count how many times we've seen that in the damn near forty years since Wrestlemania 4. Beefcake rams Honky's head into the top turnbuckle 10 times before delivering his High Knee.....but doesn't make the cover. Honky bails to the floor and regroups with Jimmy/Peggy again. Beefcake pulls him to the apron and delivers forearm smashes to the back of the head, finishing by snap maring him inside. Beefcake sends him off and puts his head down, then moves when Honky goes to kick causing Man to fall on his back. Brutus misses a jumping elbow drop so the champ goes to work with boots. Jimmy says to Peggy "We got him now" as Monsoon says we may see the Shake Rattle N Roll...the same move that put Beefcake away at the first Survivor Series. Honky delivers sloppy looking right hands and delivers a fistdrop then taunts the crowd. Honky delivers a headlock/punch combo then stomps away again. He distracts the referee so Jimmy Hart gets in a few cheap shots. Honky teases the Shake Rattle N Roll but instead delivers a knee to the sternum. Honky brings him near the corner and Shakes....Rattles....but Beefcake grabs the top rope so Honky rolls himself down. Beefcake rallies with right hands and delivers a backdrop, causing the champ to beg off. Brutus sends him off and catches him with THE SLEEPER.....Honky flails about trying to make it to the ropes but gets caught in the center of the ring. Honky begins to fade as Peggy tells Jimmy to do something, so he hops up on the apron. Referee Jimmy Korderas tells him to beat it and turns around, which Jimmy takes the opening to clock him in the back of the head with the megaphone. Beefcake puts Honky to sleep and celebrates thinking he's won the title. Brutus turns around to see the ref out cold and points the finger at Jimmy. Brutus goes to cut Honky's hair but Jimmy swiftly grabs the barber bag and takes off. In a comical spot, Brutus catches Jimmy and cuts HIS hair instead. Jimmy flails away but Beefcake holds him down to give him a haircut, Ventura "This is horrible" Inside the ring, Peggy Sue and 2 referee's try to revive the unconscious Korderas to no avail. Peggy grabs a water bucket and douses Honky with it, waking him up. Beefcake gets the hedge clippers and gets in the ring but the refs cut him off. Jimmy and Peggy roll Honky out of the ring as Howard Finkel announces that Brutus Beefcake is the winner by DQ. Its kind of funny how the original referee is still knocked goofy so apparently Hebner interjected himself into the spotlight again by awarding the match (but not the title) to Beefcake. Honky still remains champion but Brutus has humiliated both the champ and his manager, everybody wins in this instance. I don't think Honky Tonk Man did 2 technical wrestling holds the whole match, how Vince kept him as champion for so long and still be able to draw was a testament of how over Honky was.

Time of match: 8:58

Winner: Brutus Beefcake by DQ (Honky retains)


We go back to Bob Uecker who’s nervous since we’re getting close to the main event and he hasn’t found Vanna White. Andre The Giant crashes the party with his hand on Bob's shoulder. Andre says he's still undefeated and he got paid to keep Hulk out by Dibiase. Andre says Hogan is the ex-champion HA HA HA! Andre says don't worry about Vanna White because Hulkamania is over. Uecker says to get his foot off his shoulder and Andre hilariously throttles him. We cut to a Coliseum Video exclusive interview where Craig DeGeorge interviews a hysterical Jimmy Hart, Peggy Sue and Honky Tonk Man. Hart says he looks like Little Lulu with his haircut which is a reference that would be completely lost today but HILARIOUS for its time. Honky covers up Jimmy's head and says no one will ever see him like this. He vows revenge on Beefcake....ha!


Match 13

Bobby Heenan and The Islanders (Haku and Tama) vs Koko B Ware and The British Bulldogs (Dynamite Kid and Davey Boy Smith) with Matilda and Frankie

The Islanders actually have music? I didn’t remember that at all. Heenan’s surprise package was an attack dog suit worn by animal trainers and Bobby looks ridiculous in it. Still, Ventura pointed out that Bobby used his brains to negate the effects of Matilda. Dynamite doesn't wait for the bell to slingshot Tama into the ring. Haku charges but eats a hiptoss. Dynamite gets sent off and he shoulderblocks Tama. Dynamite hiptosses Tama and hits a backdrop before Tama wants a handshake. Dynamite chops Tama in the throat and slingshots him over the top rope to the outside. Back inside Davey Boy tags in as Tama slides back in. Davey scoop slams Tama but msises an elbow drop. Haku tags in but the shoulderblock goes nowhere. Davey hits a crossbody on Haku for a two count. Davey scoop slams Haku then hits a crucifix for 1...2...nope. Davey Boy snap mares Haku and goes to the chinlock but Haku escapes with an arm-ringer. Tama tags in and he chops away at Davey, but Smith hits the hanging press slam. Tama tags out to Haku who clubs away at Davey before dropping him with a back elbow smash. Haku and Davey exchange forearms but Davey flips out of a sidewalk slam attempt to tag in Koko. Ware dropkicks Haku then nails Tama in the corner. He does a head scissors takedown to both Islanders then tags in Dynamite. Kid hits a left arm lariat to Haku but a charge in the corner eats foot. Ventura says Heenan looks like a Chinaman in that suit as Bobby tags in. He stomps away on Dynamite but Dynamite hits him in the ribs. Tama tags in and backdrops Dynamite before taunting the irate crowd. Tama slams Dynamite but misses the Vader bomb as Dynamite got the knees up. Dynamite tags Koko and he backdrops Tama. He headbutts Haku then whips the Islanders into each other. Koko puts his head down and gets kicked in the head by Haku. Haku clotheslines Koko and rakes the face. Tama tags in and goes upstairs. Tama comes off the top with a chop and Heenan tags in. Bobby hits a knee lift and kicks him in the ribs. Bobby punches away at Koko and gets in a blatant choke. Koko breaks Bobby's grip and punches him in the head. Heenan rakes the eye but Koko whips him in the corner. Koko dropkicks Bobby into the ringpost. Heenan begs off but Koko gets attacked from behind. Everyone gets in for a pier six brawl. Tama slams Koko and both Islanders slam Bobby on top of him. The ref counts 1.....2....3 and the heels win. Heenan pins Koko but  the Bulldogs rally to drop the Islanders. Davey Boy grabs Matilda and chases Heenan, Davey sicks Matilda on Bobby but according to Heenan, Matilda was so scared with all the people around it wasn't moving. Bobby had to roll around with the dog to make it look like he was being attacked. Anyone who knows dogs know they HATE loud noise and most likely Matilda got freaked out by the roar of the crowd. Either way that was not a formulaic tag match and Heenan got the pinfall much like Danny Davis the year before.


Time of match: 7:30

Winners: Heenan and The Islanders by pinfall


Just to kill time, Howard Finkel points to the announce booth where Jesse poses for the crowd for a few minutes. We cut to a Coliseum Video exclusive with an irate Bobby Heenan who doesn’t even allow DeGeorge into camera view. He says they threw him to the wolves or in this case the dogs, but he's still standing and talking. Nobody is going to shut him up. He was right, only throat cancer could stop him, not anyone from Matilda to Monsoon. Back to the Fink with Ted Dibiase in the silver suit in the ring. Ted gets the obligatory hand raise as he's announced as going to the Finals. Ted leaves and we go to our semi-final match.



WWF Championship Tournament Semi-Final Match (Match 14 overall)

One Man Gang (with Slick) vs “Macho Man” Randy Savage (with Miss Elizabeth)

Before the match even starts Monsoon and Ventura speculate the severe disadvantage the Macho Man has considering Gang had a relatively short match with Bam Bam while Randy had two knock down drag out affairs with Butch Reed and Greg Valentine. Not to mention the 200 pound weight difference. Ventura admits normally he’s a Savage fan but the smart money would be on Gang. Kayfabe wise that does make sense, logically it makes zero sense because who the hell would want to watch a Ted Dibiase vs One Man Gang final? Randy and Liz come out to matching black outfits with Randy back in the beige trunks. Bell rings and Gang rolls around with Randy to start Gang misses a big right hand and Savage goes to work with right hands. He bites Gang and grabs him by the beard. Savage snaps him off the top rope but Gang shoulderblocks him into the corner. Gang chops Savage in the throat and elbows him in the back of the neck. Gang elbows Savage into the corner and avalanches him. He steps on Savage and scoop slams him. He covers for 1...2..no, foot on the rope. Gang drops an elbow in the center of the ring an covers for 1...2...no. Gang scoop slams Randy but misses the big splash. He charges in the corner and misses. Savage punches Gang into the ropes and Randy hits an axehandle to send him through the ropes to the outside. Savage hits the axehandle from the top rope to the floor. Slick rolls Gang back inside but Savage foolishly goes for the scoop slam. Gang choke bombs Savage as Slick chases Elizabeth away. Elizabeth hops on the apron to get away and referee Jack Krueger tells her to beat it. With the ref distracted, Slick hops up on the apron but Savage grabs him. Slick tosses the cane to the One Man Gang and Gang clobbers him with it. Gang keeps trying to hit Savage with it but Savage keeps rolling out of the way. Krueger finally notices it and calls for the bell. Gang waffles Savage through the ropes to the outside but is disqualified, Savage is in the Finals. Gang and Slick hug in the middle of the ring but Savage goes upstairs and axehandles Gang in the back. Gang falls on top of Slick and Macho Man hightails it out of there. Not much they could do with 4 minutes but the design was to get Savage to the Finals. Its Dibiase vs Savage for the WWF Championship.


Time of match: 4:05

Winner: Randy Savage by DQ


Back to Mean Gene and Vanna White at the brackets and there’s nothing to it, its down to Dibiase and Savage in the finals. Vanna leaves to get ready and Uecker runs in, just missed her. He says some guy named Vance White has been calling him all week. Okerlund says VANNA White is here. He apologizes to Bob then sends up to Gorilla and Jess for the next match.


Match 15

Demoltion (Ax and Smash) with Mr. Fuji vs Strike Force (Rick Martel and Tito Santana) for the WWF Tag Team Championship

Demolition enters first to their kickass Rick Derringer theme while Strike Force enters to their cheesy Girls In Cars theme. Demolition had run rough-shod on the babyface tag teams of the WWF for about a year and they would get their shot at Strike Force tonight. Ventura predicts Demolition is too big and strong for Strike Force. Bell's gone and Smash starts with Martel. Smash beats him down instantly with axehandles but Martel ducks the line and goes for the crossbody. Smash catches him and Santana dropkicks him on top. Ax runs in and beats down Santana but the double whip has Martel hitting Ax with another crossbody. Strike Force chases Ax away and hits a double clothesline on Smash. Martel covers for a deuce and locks in an arm-ringer. Monsoon and Ventura start bickering as Santana tags in to keep the arm-ringer. Santana arm-drags Ax as Monsoon says he doesn't think the Boston Crab will work in either one of Demoltion....which makes zero sense since Jim Niedhart is as bulky as Smash and Ax. Martel tags in and continues to work the left-arm but Ax headbutts him. Smash tags in and Martel hits a hiptoss before tagging to Santana. Ventura says Strike Force needs to keep Smash isolated. Santana leapfrogs Smash but Tito gets caught and clotheslined by Ax. Demoltion double-teams Santana in the corner and Ax rams Tito face first into Smash's boot. Smash tags in and he unloads in the corner before tagging Ax back in. Ax powerslams Tito and covers for a deuce. Ax kicks Tito in the head and rams him into Smash's boot again. Smash tags in and steps on Santana's throat. Martel tries to help Santana out but the ref gets rid of him allowing the double team to continue. Smash hits a snap suplex and covers for 1...2...nope. Smash "Hey come on that was" and starts clapping his hands. Smash slams Tito but misses the big elbow drop. Ax tags in and sends Tito off but Santana hits an elbow to the head. Smash pulls Santana back into the corner and Ax unloads with right hands. Santana hits THE FLYING JALAPENO out of nowhere and both men are down. Ax tags in Smash and Martel gets the hot tag. Martel unloads on Smash and hits a backdrop before punching Ax. Martel dropkicks both members of Demoltion and locks the Boston crab on Smash. Santana clubs away on Ax but the ref tries to get him out of there. Mr. Fuji hops up on the apron and Tito nails Ax with the flying jalapeno to knock him off the apron. Tito then decks Fuji on the apron and he drops the cane. Ax slides in the ring, grabs the cane and nails Martel in the back with it. Ax leaves with the evidence as Santana knocks the referee into the center of the ring. Smash covers Martel with Santana busy beating up Fuji for 1....2...3 to win the match. We got new tag team champions as Santana's haste to beat up Fuji costs Strike Force the match. Demolition gathers the belts and Fuji and walks to the back. We go to the replay with Santana hilariously smashing Fuji's head into the mat. Good match for what it was and the era of Demolition had begun.


Time of match: 8:02

Winners: Demolition by pinfall (New WWF Tag Team Champions)


We go to a Coliseum Video exclusive interview with the new champs conducted by Craig DeGeorge. Shockingly good editing by Coliseum as Ax and Smash literally look like they just came through the curtain. Ax and Smash say they knew they were going to win and they did it. Before we get to our main event we have the obligatory hooplah. Robin Leach brings the new WWF Heavyweight Championship belt to the ring on a red pillow. We know the belt as the winged eagle design that lasted for 10 years. Vanna White is introduced as special guest timekeeper and Bob Uecker is the special guest ring announcer. Bob swings and misses as he enters as Jesse scoffs and says he can’t even hit an airball. Finally, after two months, its time to crown a new champion.


Match 16  (WWF Championship Tournament Finals)

Ted Dibiase (with Andre The Giant) vs “Macho Man” Randy Savage (with Miss Elizabeth) for the vacant WWF Heavyweight Championship

If there were two heirs to the top heel and top babyface mantle to supplant Hogan and Andre, it was definitely Savage and Dibiase. Savage was wearing the same tights he wore against Valentine and they lock up to start. Dibiase backs Savage in the corner but Randy elbows his way out only to be tripped up by Andre outside the ring. Referee Dave Hebner was looking at a slot machine or something because he missed it. Savage locks in a headlock-go behind combo before they reverse each other. Dibiase sends Savage off the ropes then ducks down and when Savage bounces off, he's tripped up again by Andre. Gorilla scoffs as Savage points at Andre and shouts at the big guy. The crowd starts chanting for Hogan as Dibiase goes back to work and the announcers say the advantage goes to the million dollar man. Dibiase chops Randy in the corner then elbows the back of the neck. Dibiase delivers a left armed clothesline and covers for a near fall. Savage sends Dibiase off the ropes but Ted sunset flips only to be punched in the face for his troubles. Savage executes a left armed clothesline followed by a pinfall attempt for a near fall. Dibiase goes over strategy with Andre until they lock up again. Dibiase gets the upper hand with heel tactics then delivers a back elbow smash. Dibiase riles up the crowd before continuing to work over Savage. Ventura says the 3 matches have taken too much out of Savage and right on cue Randy ducks under a clothesline to deliver a running elbow to the head. Savage does the over the top guillotine that snaps Dibiase backwards into the center of the ring. Randy delivers a running knee to the back that sends Dibiase spiraling over the top rope to the floor. Savage goes upstairs but Andre stands in the way. Savage goes over to Elizabeth and whispers something to her and she takes off to the back. The crowd cheers as they know what's about to happen and start chanting Hogan. Dibiase nails Savage from behind and does his trademark Fistful of Dollars Punches as Ventura says he's seen Miss Elizabeth run off before. Dibiase covers but only gets a 2 count as Monsoon says "She may be gone too long, Jess." Dibiase locks in a rest hold as the crowd chants for Hulk Hogan until finally he appears with Elizabeth in the entrance. The crowd goes nuts as Hulk and Liz walk down to ringside as Ventura speculate that neither Dibiase or Andre know he's coming. Dibiase finally spots him and drops Savage to protest at Hogan being here. Hogan grabs a chair and....WAFFLES ELIZABETH WITH IT!!! Just kidding, he just sets it down in Savage's corner and sits to watch the proceedings. Ventura says that Hogan's got Dibiase's attention which could distract him from the bout. Dibiase attacks Savage in the corner until he distracts the ref allowing Andre to strangle him. Hogan comes over and nails Andre before Savage rallies with right elbows. Dibiase sticks a thumb to the eye then executes a clothesline. Dibiase covers but only gets a near fall. Ted delivers a suplex and covers for 1....2...nope. Dibiase executes a gut-wrench suplex and covers for 1...2..nope. Dibiase scoop slams Savage then goes upstairs. Savage recovers and throws Dibiase off the top. He quickly goes up to the top but misses the flying elbow drop attempt. Dibiase locks in the million dollar dream and leads Savage over to the ropes where Andre takes a swipe at him. Hebner leans through the ropes to scold Andre which allows Hogan to slide into the ring with the chair. Hogan cocks and WHAM...nails Dibiase in the back as Ventura has a heart attack at the thought of Hogan cheating. Savage recovers and goes upstairs to progressively louder cheers. Randy delivers THE FLYING ELBOW DROP. Savage covers for 1....2....3..WE GOT A NEW CHAMPION! Hogan runs in and gives the new designed belt (which would last exactly 10 years) to Savage. Dibiase and Andre protest in the isle as Savage hugs the belt in the corner. Ventura protests the cheating as Savage shakes Hogan's hand then celebrates with Elizabeth and the Hulkster. Monsoon says he's the undisputed champion as Savage says he couldn't have done it without Hulk's help. Savage puts Liz on his shoulders with the belt on her shoulders.


Time of match: 9:14

Winner: Randy Savage by pinfall (New WWF Champion)


Monsoon and Jess sign off after running down what just happened. Wrestlemania 4 was doomed to be a let down no matter what the card was after the previous year. Still, it was a landmark event for "Macho Man" Randy Savage as he became the new WWF Champion. It would have been nice if Hogan wasn't THAT involved in it but the Mega Powers are the Mega Powers for a reason. This was only the beginning for Randy as he finally got his due as one of the best in the business. This would also be the last pay-per-view appearance for a lot of guys for years including Bam Bam Bigelow, Sika and Ricky Steamboat. Butch Reed also quietly left shortly after this. Bad News Brown put himself on the map winning the battle royal although Bret Hart isn't too happy about it. Honky Tonk Man remains Intercontinental champion and Demolition are the new tag team champs. The question now was could Randy Savage carry the load as WWF Champion the way Hogan had for years. Unlike Hogan, he'd have to share the spotlight with the almighty Hulkster. The next show after this would be the yearly overseas tour which would eventually be called "UK Rampage". The first stop would be in Switzerland on April 1st in Lugano. I'll see you there.

Sunday, March 31, 1985

WWF at Madison Square Garden: Wrestlemania (3/31/85)


This is going to be a different kind of post because the first Wrestlemania was actually the March 1985 Madison Square Garden show.  There’s a lot of backstory that went into the making of it and I’ll try to do the best I can to piece it all together. It started when Vince McMahon Jr purchased Georgia Championship Wrestling from Jim Barnett in May of 1984. GCW had been broadcast on Ted Turner owned TBS “The Superstation” for a decade and it featured classic NWA wrestling. In what would later be called “Black Saturday”, on July 14, 1984 Vince McMahon appeared on Georgia Championship and switched the programming from NWA wrestling to re-runs of WWF matches. The predominantly southern fans revolted as the difference in product between the NWA and WWF was severe. Instead of classic wrestling they got cartoon wrestling. The ratings hit the toilet almost immediately and Turner was pissed. To get back at Vince, Ted allowed a half hour timeslot for Ole Anderson’s Championship Wrestling From Georgia featuring anyone that refused to go to the WWF when first bought (among those were Jake Roberts, Gordon Solie and Ted Dibiase). Vince was pissed and felt that only he should be allowed on the Superstation. Turner told him to improve the ratings or get lost. Vince then sold his timeslot to Jim Crockett Promotions for a huge chunk of cash. What did he do with that cash? That’s the second part of the story. While all this was going on, in his own company, Hulkamania was running wild. Hulk Hogan was a huge ratings draw wherever he was booked and was starting to get national attention. Something was missing though, Vince knew if he wanted to hit the big time, he needed to be in the mainstream. That’s when a lucky plane ride changed the course of wrestling history. Captain Lou Albano just happened to be on the same plane as rock star Cindi Lauper and the two struck up a friendship. Cindi then asked Lou to play the role of her father on her world famous video “Girls Just Wanna Have Fun”. Soon after Cindy began popping up at WWF events which led to MTV taking notice. In what would become the “Rock N Wrestling Connection” 9 days after Vince started airing his crap on GCW, MTV aired “Brawl To End It All” which launched WWF into the national spotlight. This was followed up by “War To Settle The Score” which featured Hulk Hogan taking on top heel “Rowdy” Roddy Piper (who was stolen from the NWA a year prior). Now with the mainstream attention and a huge chunk of change from the GCW sale, Vince needed a home run show. Supercards were nothing new, Starrcade 83 had been the most successful for the NWA. Vince knew he needed something bigger. Something that would revolutionize the wrestling business and how supercards should be run. TV tough guy Mr. T had befriended Hulk Hogan and Vince decided to run a supercard featuring a tag match featuring his top heels (Piper and Paul Orndorff) and Hogan/T. He had the venue set for Madison Square Garden and he had the finance, he just needed a name. Howard Finkel…yes, The Fink himself suggested “Wrestlemania” and Vince ran with it. Shown on closed-circuit television, Wrestlemania 1, the first of what would become the pinnacle of wrestling events was held on March 31, 1985 and it featured the biggest showdown of the year with television superstar Mr T along with WWF Champion Hulk Hogan taking on the biggest heel in not only the WWF but in wrestling as well "Rowdy" Roddy Piper and "Mr. Wonderful" Paul Orndorff. I'm not kidding about the heel line, even though Flair was a heel as a part of The Horsemen he was loved in his role and over in the AWA did anyone give a damn about Stan Hansen? Piper was definately the number 1 heel in wrestling at this point so to see him get his possible comeuppance from the Hulkster was something everyone wanted to see.  Also included was the famous 15,000 dollar slam match where if Andre slammed Big John Studd he'd win 15 grand but if Studd won Andre would retire. Plus we get a tag team title match between the original Un-Americans Nikolai Volkoff and Iron Sheik against the US Express Barry Whindam and Mike Rotundo. Now before I go any further I must point out to anyone reading this NOT to judge this card like a modern day Wrestlemania. Back in these days the monthly MSG, Boston Garden and Philadelphia Spectrum shows would feature 2 or 3 good matches with cucka filling the undercard. Even though this was the first Wrestlemania, Vince still booked the show as a monthly MSG show only with a bit more pizazz. Judging the show by 2020's standards is a waste of time. This event started it all so let’s get right down to it. Vince McMahon's voice appears and runs down the card before we get sent to Monsoon, Ventura and Gene Okerlund who sings the national anthem (ugh).

MARCH 31, 1985
MADISON SQUARE GARDEN
NEW YORK, NY
            
Commentators: Gorilla Monsoon and Jesse "The Body" Ventura


Match 1

Tito Santana vs The Executioner

  You know.....I think its really dumb they had to hide "Playboy" Buddy Rose (The Executioner) like this, but since this was a one time appearance I guess it was justified. I still get a kick how Mean Gene Okerlund would interview both participants in the matches mere seconds after the other departed the screen...and this was back when kayfabe was still a big deal. Executioner (who clearly looks and sounds like Buddy Rose) says he's gonna go after Santana's leg while Tito says he's gonna win....arriba! Bells gone and they run the ropes adjacent from each other before Santana hits a backdrop and a dropkick on The Executioner who falls through the ropes to the outside. Ventura utters his famous "Woodstock was to rock n roll what Wrestlemania is to wrestling" line. Well put. Back inside Santana hits a headlock who walks up the rope and turns it into a headlock takeover. Executioner and Santana trade blows before Executioner takes over in the corner and hits a knee to the solar plexus. Executioner goes for a figure four but Santana blocks it, then he goes for a step over toe wrench which Santana counters into a cradle for a near fall. Santana fires away in the corner and goes for a piledriver, but Executioner counters with a back drop. He hits a bodyslam and goes upstairs but Santana catches him with a slam off the top. Santana goes for a big splash but Executioner gets the knees up just in time, then he works over the left leg on the second rope before Tito kicks him over the top rope into the time-keeper's table. Tito hits a power slam from the apron to the ring and hits the flying forearm out of nowhere. Tito drags him to the center of the ring and locks in the figure four as Executioner submits quickly though the time keeper's asleep and takes forever to ring the bell. Howard Finkel gets in the ring with the official word as Santana takes the first match in Wrestlemania history. Now for judgement sake, keep in mind this was March of 1985 so expecting Rey Mysterio vs Juventud Guerrera or Chris Benoit vs Chris Jericho is a waste of time. For its time it entertained the crowd and established Tito as number 1 contender to Greg Valentine's Intercontinental championship.

Time of Match: 4:40

Winners: Tito Santana by submission

 Alfred Hays in the aisle way shills the upcoming King Kong Bundy/SD Jones showdown who sends it to Okerlund who interviews Jones first. SD "I'm gonna get down with the biggest man in town" and 5 seconds after Jones leaves in walks Bundy and Hart.....like I said earlier, this was back when kayfabe was a real big deal so we're supposed to believe Bundy let him stand there and say all this stuff? Bundy says he's gonna avalanche the poor guy and get the 5 count. Back to ringside....



Match 2

King Kong Bundy (with Jimmy Hart) vs Special Delivery "SD" Jones

  SD Jones was your basic mid-card face at the time while Bundy was a rising monster heel, fresh from being a member of the Legion of Doom in the NWA. Jones runs into Bundy at the bell and Kong catches him in a bearhug then rams him into the corner. Jones crumples to the floor then gets up as Bundy hits the avalanche followed by the big splash for 1...2....3 and its over just like that. Monsoon and Ventura can't believe it as Howard Finkel gets on the mic. "Time of the fall....9 SECONDS...your winner King Kong Bundy" Um, what? I specifically counted 23 seconds (which Monsoon ironically says is the previous record) so this was all just hooplah to get Bundy over as Hogan's future opponent. My guess is SD wasn't supposed to fall to the floor after the bearhug in the corner so they went with 9 seconds as per plan anyway. Bottom line is Bundy is established as a mean looking fella.

Time of match: 23 seconds

Winner: King Kong Bundy by pinfall

     Back to Alfred Hays who shills the upcoming match as Bundy makes his way back to the locker room. Mean Gene interviews Borne first and he says Steamboat's too nice of a guy and he's gonna beat him up then Ricky comes in and scoffs at Borne for basically calling him a wuss and says he's gonna take him out.


Match 3

"Maniac" Matt Borne vs Ricky Steamboat

   This could be the sleeper as match of the night because Borne was more talented than he looked (and this was 8 years before he became Doink the Clown) and we all know how great Steamboat was. Borne was competing in both Portland and Mid-South when he was brought in for the match. Ventura hypes Matt's father "Tough" Tony Borne who wrestled many moons ago including an encounter with Gorilla himself. They tie up to start before Steamboat leapfrogs over Borne and goes for the double chop but Matt catches himself, then runs into the double chop anyway. Steamboat hits a snap mare and a headlock as Monsoon hypes up him and Jimmy Snuka as possible tag team title contenders. Steamboat rolls through an atomic drop attempt and hits one of his own, then mocks Borne's selling of the maneuver. Steamboat goes back to the side headlock before Borne hits an inverted atomic drop and a knee lift. Borne fires away in the corner but Steamboat hits a boot to the head (yeah yeah!) and a chop from the second rope. Steamboat hits another double karate chop as the announcers shill Ricky's physique and Borne's intelligence. Borne backs Ricky in the corner and hits a series of knee's to the mid-section followed by a BtB suplex. Matt hits a snap suplex and covers for 1..2...nope, they trade blows in the ring before Steamboat gets the upper hand with karate chops. Steamboat hits a back suplex, a reverse neckbreaker and 2 knee drops for a cover of 1..2...nope. Steaboat leapfrogs over Borne and hits some sort of double punch to the face, then he goes upstairs and hits the FLYING CROSSBODY for 1...2....three and we have a winner. Short and sweet....so much for my match of the night prediction. Then again, that's judging it by today's standards when every match was supposed to be 10 minutes because there were so many of them packed into one show. Still good for what it was.

Time of match: 4:38

Winner: Ricky Steamboat by pinfall

   Back to Alfred Hays who hypes up the upcoming David Sammartino/Brutus Beefcake showdown before sending it over to Okerlund with the pre-match interview. David says he and his dad Bruno have been training hard and he's gonna avenge Hillbilly Jim by taking Beefcake out. Hillbilly Jim got hurt a few months earlier and  Bruno says if Johnny V interferes he's gonna knock him out.  Beefcake and Johnny enter WHILE DAVID IS STILL ON SCREEN....are you kidding me? Verne Gagne would have a heart attack if he saw this going on in the AWA. Anyway Johnny V cuts a funny promo saying he'll stick his schnozz wherever her wants. Its funny how Johnny Valiant became a manager for WWF while kayfabe brother Jimmy was still competing for Crockett at this time.


Match 4

Brutus Beefcake (with Johnny Valiant) vs David Sammartino (with Bruno Sammartino)

    Poor David, the old man's shoes were too big to fill and even when matched up against someone like Beefcake, he STILL gets laughed at. There's no referee in the ring so they stall for a while as Monsoon and Ventura discuss the possibility of Beefcake being "Luscious" Johnny Valiant's son. They exchange tie-ups after the bell before David hits a drop-toe hold as the camera pans to Bruno outside. They exchange go-behinds and takedowns before Brutus slides under the ring and regroups with Valiant. Back inside David hits a series of old school takedowns and goes to the front headlock, a Sammartino trademark. Beefcake threatens to pound the ref before David counters a scoop slam with an arm-bar. David drops a leg on the left shoulder before Beefcake gets up and hits a high school style headlock for 1...2..nope. Brutus hits a shoulder-block and an arm=drag but Sammartino nips up and catches Beefcake with a double toe-hold. Beefcake powers out of it but David catches the leg and applies a step-over. Brutus counters a figure four attempt but Sammartino continues with the leg lock as Beefcake doesn't even sell it....seriously, he adjusts his arm pads and barely looks like he's in pain. Beefcake gets a thumb to the eye and hits a backdrop before hitting a series of forearms to the sternum. Beefcake hits a scoop slam and goes back on offense with elbows in the corner. Beefcake hits a hard irish whip into the corner, poses, then hits a series of knees to the mid-section. Bruno gets the crowd to chant for David as Beefcake runs straight into a back body-drop. Sammartino rallies with clubbing right hands and jabs before hitting a weak looking boot to the mid-section. David hits a big knee to the head and a snap suplex then covers for 1...2..negative. Beefcake throws David out of the ring where Valiant pounces and slams him on the concrete floor...causing the old man to toss Valiant in the ring for an ass kicking. Bruno waffles Johnny with a series of forearms before Beefcake pounds away to stop the momentum. David comes over and all 4 men go at it as the ref calls for the bell before the Sammartinos clean house. The crowd erupts but then boos when Finkel announces the match is a draw. The first and last appearance of David Sammartino on any major WWF event as Beefcake was just getting started. For those wondering why a Wrestlemania match ended in a draw, see previous explanations.

Time of match: 11:40

Winner: No one...double DQ

    Back to Alfred Hays who shills the upcoming IC title match before sending it over to Gene Okerlund for the pre-match interviews. Valentine says he's the master of the figure four and he's gonna hammer JYD before Dog comes in and says he's going to get his hands on Jimmy Hart. Back to ringside with Gorilla and Jesse.


Match 5

Junkyard Dog vs Greg "The Hammer" Valentine (with Jimmy Hart) for the WWF Intercontinental Championship

    JYD, one of the most popular black athletes in wrestling history, gets a title shot here. JYD had come over from Mid-South wrestling (damn near crippling the promotion as he was the top star) for this one. Valentine enters first as Another One Bites The Dust hits and JYD enters. I should point out JYD is the first person to use entrance music as everyone else to this point didn't have any. They fake hitting each other as JYD jukes and jives to the crowd's delight before hitting an arm twister. Valentine whips JYD off but Dog catches the foot then catches Greg with a right hand. Valentine hits a knee and an elbow but misses a forearm so JYD hits his trademark headbutts on the ground before the camera pans to the Garden crowd. Monsoon says Hart is now the manager of Jim Niedhart, Bundy and Valentine before Valentine goes back on offense. Greg hits a forearm to the back of the neck and an elbow drop to the mid-section before going over the right leg of JYD. Valentine goes for a half-crab and stretches the knee as the crowd begins to roar for JYD. Valentine hits a headbutt to the midsection but JYD counters the figure four attempt and sells the injury well. Valentine works him over in the corner before Dog rallies with right hands and headbutts as Valentine does the flop. Jimmy Hart gets on the apron and Dog grabs him but moves out of the way causing Valentine to hammer Jimmy to the floor. Dog backs Valentine in the corner with forearm and a headbutt before Valentine rake the eyes and scoops the legs with his feet on the rope for 1...2...3 and Valentine wins it. All of a sudden Tito Santana hits the ring and tells the ref Valentine had his foot on the rope. I don't know what kind of magic power Tito has but the ref calls for the match to continue making him the smartest ref in the history of wrestling up to this point. Unfortunately Valentine wants no part of it and stays out of the ring. Dog wins by count-out but the title does not change hands on a count-out so The Hammer is still the champ. Santana and Dog taunt Valentine in the ring as Greg teases getting in to fight them before walking to the back. That was supposed to be a 1 hour time limit and it didn't even go 7 minutes. This had the pace of a 1998 Monday Night Raw card and this was 1985.

Time of match: 6:53

Winner:  Junkyard Dog by count-out (Valentine retains the title)

   Back to Hays who shills the upcoming tag team title match before sending it over to Okerlund for the pre-match interviews. Iron Sheik says down with America while my favorite manager of all time "Classie" Freddie Blassie says we're looking at the next champions. Gene says "Ok commie...er comrade" and Nikolai Volkoff says "I came, I saw, I conquer". After the heels leave, Captain Lou Albano walks in with a beer in his hand and says the US Express is gonna win, now THAT'S confidence.


Match 6

The Un-Americanz (Nikolai Volkoff and Iron Sheik) with Freddie Blassie vs The US Express (Barry Windham and Mike Rotundo) with Captain Lou Albano for the WWF Tag Team Championship

  The men who would become IRS and The Stalker (and father to Bray Wyatt & Bo Dallas) take on Sheik and Volkoff here. The Express had beaten the North/South Connection (Adrian Adonis and Dick Murdoch) for the belts two months prior. Before the match Nikolai does his pre-match ritual by singing the Soviet National Anthem as the Garden crowd heaves garbage in the ring. Sheik "RUSSIA NUMBA VUN....IRAN NUMBA VUN...AMERICA HACK PATOIE!" Born in the USA by Bruce "The Boss" Springsteen hits and the Express make their entrance. With 3 out of the 4 wrestlers in their prime, this could be the sleeper that Borne/Steamboat wasn't. Rotundo starts off with Sheik as Ventura says you'll see bad world series and superbowls but not Wrestlemania....yah wait until Wrestlemania 11. Rotundo hits an armdrag, dropkick, a scoop slam and a headlock takedown as Ventura shills. Windham makes the tag and hits an elbow from off the top rope then hits a boot to the mid-section. Sheik backs Barry back in the corner and Volkoff holds, but Windham escapes and Sheik dropicks Volkoff instead. Volkoff tags in and the camera shows an instant replay of the dropkick before going back to live action where Rotundo hits a back elbow smash. IRS...er Mike locks in an arm-bar then tags in Windham who once again comes off the top onto the elbow. Rotundo follows with the same elbow drop before Nikolai takes over and rams Rotundo's head into Sheik's legendary loaded boot. Sheik backdrops Rotundo and hits an elbow drop for 1...2...nope, near fall. Iron Sheik executes a gut-wrench suplex and covers for a deuce before Rotundo blocks a snap suplex and hits one of his own. Nikolai tags in and drops him throat first on the top rope as Blassie shouts "Kick em!" Rotundo switches out of a hammerlock as the crowd gets a USA chant going. Mike hits a sunset flip for 1..2...noooo, Volkoff quickly gets up and puts the boots to him. Volkoff hits a knee to the mid-section and boots before ramming Mike's head once again into Sheik's boot. The heels double team Rotundo before Sheik applies an abdominal stretch as the camera pans to Blassie and Albano trading invectives. Rotundo escapes and Volkoff tags in but Mike finally makes it to Windham, who fires away at Nikolai with fists and a dropkick. Windham hits the bulldog and covers for 1..2...nope, Sheik cuts him off. Rotundo gets in and dropkicks Sheik to the floor but Blassie sneaks the cane into Sheik's hands. The ref is distracted by Rotundo as Sheik breaks the cane over the back of Windham who crumbles to the floor. Nikolai rolls him over and covers for 1....2...3 and we got new tag team champions. Iron Sheik becomes the first superstar since Bob Backlund to be both World champion and Tag champion in their careers. I should point out that Barry left the company not long after this and Windham wouldn't compete in another Wrestlemania for 12 more years. Meanwhile Rotundo resurfaced 7 years later as I.R.S. Again, crash style match and it was good for 85 standards.

Time of match: 6:51

Winners: The Un-Americanz by pinfall (New Tag Team Champions)

    Mean Gene interviews the new champs and scoffs at Blassie for using the cane. Freddie "Cane? What cane? I didn't have no cane!" Sheik says Gene Mean and spits at the US again as Okerlund sends it back to Monsoon and Ventura who goes over what we just saw. Back to Alfred Hays who shills the upcoming $15,000 slam match who sends it back to Okerlund for the pre-match interviews. Big John Studd and Bobby Heenan enter with the duffel bag of money and its funny to see Okerlund try to stick his hand in as Heenan swats it away. Heenan "There's only 2 people that are gonna see this money, me and Studd....make it 3, the teller at the bank when we deposit the money." The next segment is shilling Wrestlemania merchandise which makes no sense because the announcer dude says "pick it up in the corridors" which is an insinuation people watching this commercial is at the Garden? Whatever....on to the match.


Match 7

Andre the Giant vs Big John Studd (with Bobby Heenan) in a $15,000 Slam Match

 Ok, the rules are simple.....if Andre bodyslams Studd he wins 15 grand but if Studd slams Andre then say goodbye to the Giant. Studd attacks Andre in the corner as the bell rings before Andre rallies with chop and a big headbutt. Andre boots Studd to the outside of the ring and John regroups with Heenan, back inside Andre taunts Studd until backing him into the corner. Andre chokes Studd in the corner and Ventura asks where the ref is, but this isn't a standard wrestling match so there are no DQ's to speak of. Andre hits a knee to the head and big hamhock to the head before executing avalanches in the corner. Studd goes for a bodyslam but Andre blocks it then chops away at Studd before hitting a bearhug. The fants chats for Andre to slam as Ventura says "25,000 strong chanting".....thought the building only held about 17,000 but nevertheless it is a sell out. The bearhug spot is worked for 2 full minutes before letting go and hitting a forearm to the back as Ventura says this could be the last time we could be seeing Andre. Andre hits a headlock and hits another hamhock to the mid-section as the crowd erupts. Andre whips Studd off and catches the foot, then hits another right hand to the face. Andre blocks a back elbow smash before chopping John in the corner. Andre kicks away at Studd's leg and I'll let Monsoon handle this one. "Andre now going to work on the leg, LOOK AT THIS...ANDRE PICKS EM UP...HE SLAMMED HIM!!!" This one's over and Andre wins the match with the big scoop slam. The crowd erupts again as Finkel hands Andre the bag of money. Andre begins throwing money into the crowd before Heenan sneaks up, steals the bag then runs to the back with Studd. Ventura "They don't call him The Brain for nothin Gino!" Andre poses in the ring and his career will resume....for a few more years anyway. I look at this match not for the catch-as-catch-can but for the drama and the storyline because in 1985, 15 grand or retire was a big deal so this match certainly was legendary.

Time of match: 5:52

Winner: Andre the Giant

   Back to Okerlund who interviews Andre who says in his booming voice that he doesn't care about the money and tries cutting a promo but is cut off as we send it back to Monsoon and Ventura. The man just saved his career, let him speak dammit! We send it back to Alfred Hays who tries to shill the upcoming women's match but is cut off by Fabulous Moolah who kisses him on the lips. Alfred "Good gracious!" then Leilani Kai kisses him before he finally sends it to Mean Gene. Okerlund interviews Cyndi Lauper and Richter then Cyndi in her thick Brooklyn accent she's gonna get her hands on Moolah. Richter says she's gonna get her belt back as the camera cuts off allowing Moolah and Leilani to enter....why couldn't they have done that all night to make it look like they weren't standing next to each other. Moolah is wearing flamboyant glasses and Okerlund says don't tell Ventura about them so he doesn't get any ideas. Back to ringside for the match.....


Match 8

Wendi Richter (with Cyndi Lauper and David Wolfe) vs Leilani Kai (with Fabulous Moolah) for the WWF Womens Championship

   Ironically this match was more hyped up than the previous seven (Andre included) because of the involvement of Lauper on MTV. Richter had originally dethroned Moolah and Moolah trained Leilani to get the belt back, which she did. Richter, Wolfe and Lauper come running out to Girls Just Wanna Have Fun as the crowd goes crazy for the trio. Cyndi gets in Leilani's face before the bell and Kai motions that she's crazy, haha good one. I don't know whether it was because I was a weird kid or not but when I first saw this match I thought Leilani was much more gorgeous than Wendi but Richter was the better wrestler. Monsoon says Cyndi stole her outfit out of Ventura's dresser as we get underway with the big title match. They tie up and roll around the ropes before Leilani backs Wendi in the corner. Wendi punches Leilani halfway across the ring then hits an armdrag but Leilani nips Richter off her. Kai hits an armdrag but Wendi turns it into a hammerlock before THROWING her in hammerlock position a good 3 feet in the air, how Leilani didn't tear a shoulder in the process I don't know. Leilani reaches back and hits a series of snapmares as Cyndi shouts encouragement for Wendi. Leilani goes back to old school holds, a tribute to Moolah I'm sure.  They trade blows in the ring before Leilani grabs Wendi by the hair and throws her into the corner, then hits a snapmare before choking her down. Wendi applies a body scissors from sex position and Leilani shows how strong she is by pulling her all the way to her feet but Wendi hits a forearm to the chest. They appear to go for the same gut-wrench suplex but Wendi being taller falls forward into a lateral press for 1...2....nope. Leilani holds on to the hair then snapmares her over as Ventura speculates what its like to be on the receiving end of something like that. Kai throws Richter in the corner but a charge eats double boot then Wendi covers for a near fall. Leilani distracts the ref so Moolah chokes Wendi on the bottom rope before Cyndi runs over to save the day. Leilani whips Wendi off and hits a boot to the mid-section but Wendi rallies with a forearm and a New Delhi Devastator (and this is 1985 no less). Wendi splashes on top for 1....2..nope, near fall. Wendi whips Leilani into the corner where she goes for a splash but Kai gets the knees up in time. Leilani puts the boots to Wendi and hits a backbreaker for 1....2..NOOOO, that was close. Leilani hits a scoop slam then goes upstairs and hits a flying crossbody, but then Wendi rolls through it for 1....2......3 and we got a new WWF Women's champion! Cyndi runs around and strangles Moolah with the towel before she trips getting into the ring. A funny spot that I find funny is Cyndi tries to pick up Wendi but can't and Wendi picks up Cyndi effortlessly. They then do a dose-do dance as Girls Just Wanna Have Fun once again blares to the Madison Square Garden crowd.  Monsoon goes to the replay of the finish and speculates when Leilani came off the top she hit her head on the canvas allowing Wendi to roll on top......good explanation but anyways we got a new champion. I should point out this would be the last Women's title change at a Wrestlemania for 16 years.

Time of match: 6:13

Winner: Wendi Richter by pinfall (New Women's champion)

   We go back to Mean Gene in the locker-room who interviews the new champ, where she says she beat "Leilani Cow". Captain Lou makes his way into the picture as Gene asks "Did Moolah get in your way Cyndi?" Wendi "Are you crazy??" Cyndi "Yeah she's bigger than me but I took care of her" before sending it to Howard Finkel in the ring. Fink turns things over to New York Yankees manager Billy Martin who is the special guest ring announcer. He gets a standing O from the crowd which is weird considering how many times he's been hired and fired as manager. He then introduces Liberace as the special guest time-keeper (who dances a jig with the Rockettes in the ring) Billy then introduces the special guest referee Pat Patterson and special guest enforcer former world heavyweight boxing champion Muhammad Ali. Jose Torrez the former light-heavyweight champion leads Ali to the ring as the crowd gives a much deserved applause for the duo. Now its time for the main event......


Match 9

"Mr Wonderful" Paul Orndorff and "Rowdy" Roddy Piper (with Bob Orton) vs Mr T and Hulk Hogan (with Jimmy Snuka)

 A Bagpipe band makes their way to the ring signaling the arrival of wrestling's number one heel ROWDY.....RODDY....PIPER!!  The Rowdy one makes his entrance with Mr Wonderful and "Ace" Bob Orton. Not to nitpick, but couldn't this have been a six man tag match since Jimmy Snuka was equally as loved in the Garden as Hogan and Orton was Piper's bodyguard...ah well, no use squawking about it now. Mr. T, Snuka and Hogan make their entrance to Eye of the Tiger as the Garden crowd goes nuts. They take FOREVER to start before Liberace stands and rings his custom made bell to start the main event. Hogan and Orndorff start jawing each other as the tension builds. Orndorff teases going at it before tagging Piper in. Mr T hops up and down saying let me have him so Hogan tags him in. Piper made it clear on his DVD compilation he never liked Mr. T so this feud was more personal than it was business. Piper hated Mr T, Orndorff and Hogan hated each other so this maybe an out and out shoot by the end. Piper and T staredown nose to nose before they exchange slaps to the face before hitting a go-behind takedown. T tries to sit-out/turn in but Piper maintains the ride. Mr T finally switches out of it as Orndorff fires up Piper in their corner. Mr T puts Piper into a fireman's carry then drops him like yesterday's newspaper (Monsoon's words not mine). Piper backs T into his corner where Orndorff gets in then a melee ensues when all 4 men brawl into the corner. Muhammad Ali and Bob Orton get in the ring as Snuka goes upstairs. Ali throws a punch that sends Piper out of the ring then takes a swing at Orton who retreats to the ground. The heels regroup outside as the camera shows Billy Martin laughing his ass off at the proceedings. Piper motions that they're outta here as Monsoon scoffs and the heels actually leave the area. Patterson counts up to 8 before Hogan stops him and motions for them to come back and the heels in fact do walk back to ringside. Piper and Paul get in the ring to attack Mr T and Hogan but the faces clean house. They hit a double noggin knocker on the heels before Hogan clotheslines Roddy in the corner. Hulk hits a knoggin knocker on Piper and Orndorff before hitting an atomic drop on the rowdy one. Piper and Hogan trade blows before Hulk makes the tag to Mr T then they hit a double clotheslines. T hits a scoop slam on Piper and an arm-drag on an interfering Orndorff. T hits another slam on Piper and headbutts Orndorff before ramming Piper's head into Hogan's knee. Make no mistake about it, in terms of physical condition Mr T has the physique that is better than half the WWF roster so had he went into wrestling, he couldn't have been any worse than anybody the AWA put out in the late 80's. Hogan rakes the eyes and big boots Piper over the top rope to the floor. Mr Wonderful interferes and clotheslines Hogan out of the ring so Piper grabs a chair and waffles the Hulkster with it. Muhammad Ali chases Piper back in the ring but Orndorff sneaks out and throws Hogan into the ring. Piper puts the boots to Hogan as Orndorff sneaks in a cheap shot of his own. Mr T interferes so Piper and Orndorff double team the Hulkster. Piper and Orndorff execute a double atomic drop on Hogan as Muhammad Ali gets in the ring to chase Piper out. Fans may not be pleased with Ali's constant interference but from a kayfabe standpoint he's supposed to be the enforcer and that's exactly what he's doing. Patterson has to beg Ali to get out as Orndorff works over Hulk. Orndorff hits a snap suplex as Ventura says he's the x-factor of this match being the most technically gifted of all 4 men involved.....well 6 including Snuka and Orton outside. Piper tags in and hits windup punches then a knee lift for 1...2..nope, Hogan kicks out. Piper holds Hogan as Paul tags in and hits a forearm to the back of the neck.....One of the unwritten laws of wrestling is not to hit moves on the back of the neck because you're more prone to actual injuries, but Orndorff would ROUTINELY do this to Hogan in their matches, pissing off the Hulkster legitimately in the process. Paul covers for a near-fall before hitting a nice backbreaker before going upstairs. Orndorff goes for another forearm off the top but misses, before Hogan makes the hot tag to Mr T. T cleans house before Orndorff is able to take him down. Mr T and Orndorff go high school style as Mr T goes for a roll but Paul wizzers to make sure that doesn't happen. Piper makes the tag then hits a front headlock on B.A. Barabus before T tags Hogan in.  Both heels interfere so Hogan hits a double noggin knocker on them then headlock punches Orndorff until Wonderful counters with a back suplex. Piper interferes but Patterson cuts him off so both Jimmy Snuka and Cowboy Bob get in the ring. Snuka hits a jumping headbutt that sends Orton over the top to the apron. Patterson is distracted by Snuka as Orndorff puts Hogan in a full nelson. Piper and Mr. T go at it as Patterson turns his attention to him as Orton goes upstairs. Orton comes off the top but Hogan moves and Ace catches Orndorff in the back of the head with the cast. Hogan covers as Snuka roughs up Orton and Patterson gets in position..1......2.....3....its overrrrrrrr!!!!  The ring becomes chaos as everyone gets in the ring before Piper knocks out Patterson, spits at Orndorff and takes off with Orton in tow. Back inside Mr T tends to Orndoff as Billy Martin announce Hogan and Mr T the winner. Orndorff springs to life as Snuka, T, Patterson and Hogan back off. The faces celebrate in the ring as Orndorff doesn't have a clue what happened before heading to the locker-room. Hogan, Mr. T, Muhammad Ali, Pat Patterson, Snuka, Liberace and Billy Martin all pose and celebrate in the ring. Monsoon and Ventura go to the instant replay before sending it back to Mean Gene to interview the winners. Mr T says he trained hard,as Hogan shills Snuka and T before Superfly does the same thing.  Back to Monsoon and Ventura who sign off and thanks the fans for tuning in.

Time of match: 13:21

Winners: Mr T and Hulk Hogan by pinfall

     From an in ring standpoint this was on par with a lot of WWF action from 1985 and historically it did great numbers on closed circuit television. WWF was taking over the country and this would be the greatest year in wrestling (until 1998) for the AWA had their second wind after losing virtually their entire roster to McMahon, the NWA was awesome with the Horsemen against Dusty Rhodes and Magnum TA and of course WWF's Rock n Wrestling was a big seller. This was more of a modern day crash event with only two matches going over 10 minutes but that's basically how long WWF stars could go and still be entertaining. If you're looking for an in-ring classic ppv like Great American Bash 96 don't bother, but if you want a drama filled time capsule of fun then definitely get your hands on this priceless classic. Seriously, whoever was old enough to remember what wrestling was like during this time period can agree that this was ground breaking. As for this one, 4 stars out of 5 for the significance and a point off for the crash style. Some of them deserved to be longer.