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Sunday, November 17, 2002

WWE Survivor Series 2002 (11/17/02)



WWE Survivor Series
Madison Square Garden
New York City, NY
November 17, 2002


Commentators: Jim Ross, Jerry Lawler, Michael Cole, Tazz

Ring Announcers: Howard Finkel and Tony Chimel


We finally made it to Survivor Series and what a month it has been. We'll start with Smackdown. Jamie Noble finally ran into competition when Billy Kidman beat him two weeks in a row to earn a Cruiserweight title shot. Edge and Rey Mysterio Jr defeated Kurt Angle and Chris Benoit to become the new WWE Tag Team Champions but has to defend them against Angle & Benoit and Los Guerreros in a triple threat tag team match. Finally, Big Show jumped ship to Smackdown and immediately put Undertaker on the shelf by throwing him off the stage the night after No Mercy. He then smashed Brock Lesnar to the point Brock's agent Paul Heyman says Lesnar can't beat him. Big Show goes one on one with Lesnar for the WWE Championship. Now for the Raw side. Spike and Bubba Ray Dudley team with Jeff Hardy against 3 Minute Warning and Rico...kind of a waste of time but there was NOTHING going on Raw apart from the main event which I'll get to in a second. Secondly, we got a Women's Championship hardcore match where the demented Victoria faces Trish Stratus for the title. Finally, Eric Bischoff cooked up a new concept for Survivor Series, the elimination chamber. Triple H must defend his World Heavyweight Championship against five other guys. It was established early that four of the challengers were Kane, Rob Van Dam, Booker T and Chris Jericho. The sixth and final challenger turned out to be the returning Shawn Michaels. HBK is back to active duty and his mission is to keep HHH from winning the match. Let's get started with tonight's show. We start with a video montage before the pyro shoots off. We are shown the elimination chamber in the rafters before a camera crew show The World. On to our first match.



Match 1

The Dudley Boys (Spike and Bubba Ray) and Jeff Hardy vs 3 Minute Warning (Rosey and Jamal) with Rico in a 6 man elimination tables match

Commentators: Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler

3 Minute Warning had been Eric Bischoff's hit squad for months but after No Mercy, they put Spike out of a tag title match and then cost Bubba and Jeff their shot. So now both Dudleys and Jeff get their hands on the Samoans and Rico. The rules are all 3 guys must go through tables and they must leave after being put through one. A pier six brawl starts in the ring but the faces shitcan the heels. Bubba press slams Spike over the top rope but 3 Minute Warning catch him. Jeff hits poetry in motion with the heels just literally standing there. Bubba brings Rico in the ring the hard way and drops him with a back elbow smash. Rico gets an uppercut as the crowd chants for tables. Bubba corners Rico and open hand slaps him in the chest. Spike hits a hurracarana on Jamal and does the wazzuppp headbutt with Bubba. Bubba scoop slams Rico and Jeff does the legdrop off the top rope. Bubba tells Jeff and Spike to get the tables. Bubba sets one up in the corner but gets run over by Rosey with a clothesline. Spike gets dropped face first and Jeff Hardy is backdropped over the top rope to the floor. Rosey grabs Spike and throws him head first into the corner table. Spike moves and Rosey launches himself into the table, but JR points out that it doesn't count if you put yourself through a table. Rosey hits Spike with a broken table and drops Bubba with a spinebuster. Rosey fails to catch Jeff on a flying crossbody but makes up for it with a big splash. Rico kicks away at Bubba as Jamal throws another table in the ring. Rico sets up the table and goes to suplex Spike through a table but Spike blocks it. Rico gets him up but Spike rolls out of it and goes for the acid drop. Both Jamal and Rosey come from behind and catch them. Rosey and Jamal face plant SPIKE DUDLEY through a table so he's out of there. 

The other referees run out to get Spike out of there as Rico barks orders. Rosey and Jamal go upstairs and Rosey moonsaults nothing when Bubba gets up. Jeff shoves Jamal off the top and Bubba shitcans Rico. Jeff hits poetry in motion on Rosey in one corner but gets dropped by Jamal. Rosey throws Jeff over the railing into the crowd. Rico and Jamal double team Bubba inside the ring as Rosey and Jeff brawl to the old Exit sign. Rico kicks Bubba in the temple and Jamal goes for an avalanche, but Bubba pulls Rico in to take the blast. Bubba hits the Bubba Bomb on Jamal then runs out to help Jeff. Bubba sets up a table as Jeff climbs the exit way. Bubba puts ROSEY on the table and Jeff swanton bombs him through the table to even this up.

Jamal and Rico set up a table in the ring and Jamal puts Bubba on it. Rico looks like he's going for a moonsault but Hardy is nowhere to be found, causing Rico to shout loudly "Come on Jeff!" Finally Jeff shakes the top rope to crotch Rico....and there we have one of the staples of early Botchamania. Jamal knocks Jeff off the apron and Bubba hits  back suplex...but Jamal moved the table. Jeff hits whisper in the wind and a dropkick on Jamal then goes outside. Jeff grabs a table and hits Jamal with it. Jeff runs the barricade but Jamal shields himself with the table and Jeff crashes into it. Jim Ross asks if that counts as an elimination but the refs say no. Jamal sets up another table with Jeff on it and go up to the top rope. Inside the ring, Bubba sets up a table but gets knocked down by an elbow smash by Jamal. Jamal goes back up top and hits the big splash through a table to eliminate JEFF HARDY.

By himself, Bubba rallies with Dusty punches on Rico and puts him on a table. Bubba hops to the second rope but Jamal stops him. Jamal rolls Rico off the table and goes for the superplex, but Bubba blocks it. Bubba hits the Bubba Bomb through a table to eliminate JAMAL.

Down to Bubba and Rico, Rico stomps away at Bubba and goes to set up another table. All of a sudden Rosey gets in the ring as referee Jack Doan tells him to scram. Bubba rallies with right hands on Rosey but Rosey recovers with a belly to belly suplex. King tells JR to go down and tell him to leave. Jamal gets back in the ring as well and now its three against one. Jamal sets up for the samoan drop but from out of nowhere D'Von Dudley hits the ring in his old cammo gear. D'Von cleans house of Rosey and Jamal as the crowd goes nuts. D'Von heaves Rosey and Jamal over the top rope then sets up the table. The pop gets progressively louder as RICO walks right into the 3D through a table to end the match. JR "Oh testify!" D'Von revs up the crowd and hugs Bubba, guess the Dudleys are re-united. The match itself was a standard mess but the appearance of D'Von to help Bubba got a huge pop. Good booking.


Time of match: 11:22

Winners: Dudleys and Hardy (Bubba survives)



We cut to The World in Times Square where Stacy Keibler is there saying she's conducting a PR tour of testicles. Stacy then introduces Saliva to perform Alive live....thankfully they show WWE highlights throughout to at least remind us this is supposed to be a wrestling show. I like Saliva and its a good song, but this could have been another match. We cut to Rob Van Dam doing the JCVD split with Michael Cole and Tazz ready for the first Smackdown match.



Match 2

Billy Kidman vs Jamie Noble (with Nidia) for the WWE Cruiserweight Championship

Commentators: Michael Cole and Tazz

Cole points out before the match Noble won the title at King of The Ring and has been virtually unbeatable since (against Cruiserweights anyway). Then two weeks in a row Billy Kidman got the better of him so he gets the title shot tonight. Kidman comes out to his Dollar Store DMX theme for the first time. Bell's gone and Kidman gets a quick schoolboy and a hurricarana. Noble bails to the outside but Kidman throws him inside. Noble kicks away at him first back in the ring then counters a clothesline with a neckbreaker. He covers for two and rams Kidman back first into the corner. Jamie "Get up boyyyy" and he locks in a surfboard. Kidman powers out of it but Noble throws him over the top rope. Tazz says Noble would have something up his sleeve but he's not wearing a shirt. Jamie suicide dives through the second rope onto Kidman then throws him inside. Noble comes off the top but Kidman counters with a dropkick. The camera spots blood on the mat and Tazz says Rico's arm got cut up during the tables match. Kidman hits a back elbow smash and a hiroshi goroshi before covering for a deuce. Noble does a suplex bomb and covers for two as Kidman executes a sit down faceplant. Kidman goes for the 7 Year Itch but Nidia pulls Jamie out of there. Kidman hits a crossbody on Jamie on the floor. Nidia yells at Jamie on the floor as Kidman throws him inside. Slingshot legdrop by Kidman gets 1..2....no. Noble goes for the tiger bomb but Kidman backdrops Jamie out of it. Nidia grabs Billy's leg and he drags her on the apron. She slaps him but that takes him out of the way of a charging Noble who knocks her off the apron. Kidman hits the sky high and covers for 1...2...no. Kidman counters the tiger bomb with a backslide but Noble rolls through it and hits the tiger bomb anyway. The cover gets 1....2.....NOOOO, Kidman kicks out and Jamie can't believe it. Jamie charges in the corner but eats boot and Billy goes to the top rope. Kidman hits an X-Factor from the top rope and covers for 1...2...nope. Noble hits a top rope DDT and covers for 1...2....noooooo. Jamie screams and stomps around only to walk into an enziguiri. Kidman pulls Noble into the corner and goes to the top rope but Nidia stops him. Kidman kicks her off but Jamie punches him. Kidman punches him down and hits the 7 Year Itch, covering for 1...2....3 to win the match. The 5 month reign of Noble is over as Billy Kidman is now the cruiserweight champion. The problem with this match is they didn't sell much so they could do as much shit as possible.....which would be come the standard for the indies over the next 20 years. Wasn't a bad match but not spectacular either.


Time of match: 7:10

Winner: Billy Kidman by pinfall (new Cruiserweight champion)


Backstage Kurt Angle has been watching the monitor and asks Chris Benoit if Kidman can win the Cruiserweight title, they can win the tag titles. Benoit "WHAT? WHAT?" Kurt says they're a team and amigos, busom buddies, friends to the end. Again, how Benoit isn't cracking up I'll never know. Benoit cracks a smile and goes for a handshake. Kurt "I'm not gonna shake your hand, tag team partners don't shake hands, tag team partners gotta hug." Kurt awkwardly hugs Benoit who looks totally confused. Now you see where Batista stole that bit years later. We cut to Chris Jericho preparing in the back before hidden camera footage shows Victoria in a closet getting ready. She asks the mirror who the prettiest diva is and goes crazy because the mirror apparently said Trish. She tears up a cardboard cutout of Trish and we cut to JR and King. JR asks what the hell is wrong with Victoria and King says she hasn't been the same since the house fell on her sister (hahahaha). The women's match is up next apparently. We get a recap of the feud where the storyline was Victoria and Trish Stratus were fitness models together but Trish blocked her from getting her WWE tryout. Victoria went nuts and waited for her chance to get revenge. Wouldn't this make her the babyface?



Match 3

Victoria vs Trish Stratus for the WWE Women's Championship in a hardcore match

Commentators: Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler

Ross says its been two years since the last women's hardcore match and Victoria doesn't wait, she attacks right at the bell. She strangles Trish with her own trench coat then throws her down with it twice. Victoria grabs a broom as JR asks if she's going to ride it. Trish kicks Victoria and monkey flips her with it, but Victoria holds on and chokes her with it. The crowd chants "HLA" as Victoria chokes Trish with the broom on the second rope but Trish pulls her down with it. Trish grabs the trash can lid but Victoria whacks the lid into her face with the broom. Victoria throws Trish into the lid twice and they spill outside. Victoria throws Trish into the garbage can full of weapons then throws her down. Back inside Victoria does a slingshot legdrop and covers for 1..2...nope. Victoria sets up a trash can in the corner but the hole is facing the ring. Trish slingshots Victoria up into it but her head is nowhere near the can so she uses her hands to create the sound. Trish then sets up the trash can on Victoria's face and kicks it of....that shouldn't have hurt either. Trish covers for 1...2...nope. Trish grabs an ironing board and sets it up in the corner. Trish whips Victoria into it and hits a chick kick. She covers for 1...2....no. Trish grabs a singapore cane and waffles Victoria with it. Victoria grabs a trash can lid and SMASHES Trish in the face with it. Victoria heads to the second rope but Trish does Stratusphere only grabbing the lid first. Trish hits Victoria with the lid knocking her to the floor. Trish sends Victoria into the ring steps. Back inside a bloody nose'd Victoria hits a powerbomb then grabs a mirror outside. Back inside Trish ducks the shot and hits another chick kick. The cover gets 1....2...no. Trish gets a cookie sheet but Victoria whacks her with the singapore cane. Trish goes for a bulldog but totally botches it when Victoria's head hits her ribs. She covers anyway for 1...2...no. JR ties to save face by saying she didn't get all of it. Victoria drops Trish face first onto the cane and goes outside for the fire extinguisher. Victoria sprays Trish with it, hits a snap suplex and covers for 1...2....3 to win the match. King "You gotta be kidding me!" Yeah really, Victoria wins the title on a snap suplex? Non-finisher aside, Victoria gets her revenge by beating Trish like she said she would. Sloppy match but that's actually a good thing for a match like this designed to beat the hell out of each other. The demented Victoria is the new women's champion.


Time of match: 7:04

Winner: Victoria by pinfall (new Women's Champion)


We cut to the back where Booker T is getting ready then to Jonathan Coachman. Coach is with Eric Bischoff and asks what we can expect. Bischoff says we're gonna see history and the future and praises himself. Suddenly Big Show walks up and says "hi stranger". Show says it was a big mistake trading him and he's going to walk out of MSG as the new WWE Champion. We cut to Brock Lesnar preparing when Paul Heyman walks in looking sad. Heyman says he's been nervous since Big Show showed up and nothing's been the same since Hell In A Cell. Heyman says he has to put everything behind him and he'll make sure his client leaves as WWE Champion. We get a montage of Big Show and Brock's feud after No Mercy and I've said it a hundred times....this WOULD have been epic if Big Show hadn't been booked as an idiot for a year.



Match 4

Big Show vs Brock Lesnar (with Paul Heyman) for the WWE Championship

Commentators: Michael Cole and Tazz

Cole says Lesnar is the underdog for the first time in his career. Although mid-card title matches are never a good thing for the champion. They go nose to nose right at the start and Show shoves him backwards. The crowd chants "Let's go Lesnar" and Show drives Brock in the corner before hiptossing him out. Show calls for the chokeslam early but Lesnar hits a double leg takedown and punches him. They spill outside and Brock gets rammed into the ring post. Show rolls Brock in and goes for another chokeslam but Brock hits a back suplex. Brock backs Show in the corner with shoulderblocks but is whipped into the corner. Show charges but misses and Brock german suplexes him. Brock goes for the F-5 but Show counters with forearms to the back. Lesnar goes for another takedown but Show moves, causing Lesnar to blast referee Mike Chioda through the ropes to the outside. Lesnar ducks under the big boot and hits the overhead belly to belly suplex. Heyman tosses a chair into the ring and Lesnar picks it up but Show punches the first swing away, only to be cracked in the head with it on the second attempt. Lesnar goes for the F-5 and hits it. He covers with referee Mike Sparks hitting the ring for 1...2....Paul Heyman pulls Sparks out, what the hell? Heyman decks Sparks and Lesnar looks at Heyman angrily. Lesnar chases Heyman into the ring but Brock walks into a steel chair shot to the ribs by Show, then across the back. Show chokeslams Lesnar on the chair as Chioda comes back in. Show covers for 1....2....3 to win the match. We got a new WWE Champion! Heyman celebrates with Big Show as Tazz calls Heyman a scumbag. Cole wants to know why Heyman would turn on Lesnar after being his manager since he came to WWE. Just goes to show you that anything can happen in WWE. Big Show was languishing on Raw while Lesnar was wiping out Hulk Hogan. The Rock and The Undertaker.....and all it took was one month to turn him into a monster again. Short and sweet and for the first time in 3 years, Big Show is WWE Champion.



Time of match: 4:23

Winner: Big Show by pinfall (new WWE Champion)



Show and Heyman hightail it out of there into a limousine in the back as Tazz tells Heyman to watch his back. Cole and Tazz go over what we just saw. A lot of people felt the turn made no sense after Lesnar manhandled Big Show, thus proving to Heyman Brock COULD beat him. The real logic is Heyman is a heel and will always be one, Lesnar turning face pretty much negates Heyman's heat. Brock didn't need him anymore and now Paul can get heat for others. Cole says we've had 3 straight title changes, will their be a fourth? Up next is the triple threat elimination tag match. The storyline is Edge and Rey are the champs but when they're not killing each other, Kurt Angle and Chris Benoit are arguably the most dominant tag team. Then you have Los Guerreros lurking in the shadows. After a video montage, let's get to the match....after we see Al Wilson and Dawn Marie at ring side for god knows what reason.



Match 5

Los Guerreros (Eddie and Chavo Jr) vs Kurt Angle and Chris Benoit vs Edge and Rey Mysterio Jr in a triple threat elimination tag match for the WWE Tag Team Championships

Commentators: Michael Cole & Tazz

Originally this was just a triple threat match but they added in the elimination portion out of nowhere it seems. The Smackdown Six are on full display here and we start with everyone in the ring. Kurt and Eddie jaw at each other with Benoit trash talking Rey Mysterio. Benoit and Rey start it out and Chris chops Rey in the chest twice. Rey hits a hurracarana and a flapjack on Benoit and punches Angle on the apron. Rey hits a drop toe hold in the corner and Edge tags in. Edge and Rey hit a double hiptoss as Edge drops an elbow. Chris chops him in the chest and tags in Angle. Edge cuts him off with a backdrop. Edge hits a flying forearm and Chavo tags himself in when Angle goes flying out of the ring. Edge hits a droptoe hold on Chavo and drops him with a shoulderblock. Edge hits a dropkick and a scoop slam before tagging Rey in. Rey hits a top rope splash and covers for 1...2...nope. Rey hits an armdrag as Cole starts babbling on about Brock Lesnar and Paul Heyman....that's gotta be Vince in his ear telling him to do it randomly in the middle of a tag team title match. You do that shit in the middle of chinlocks, not high flying moves like Chavo hitting a huge face plant on Rey. Eddie tags in with forearms and stomps before taunting the irate crowd. Rey hits an armdrag and monkey flip on Eddie who tags Kurt in. Kurt rallies with right hands on Rey as the crowd chants "Let's go Angle", gotta love MSG. Kurt goes shoulder first into the ring post and Rey goes for a springboard but completely falls on his head. Kurt takes a second to make sure Rey's not dead before stomping away at him. Kurt chokes Rey with his boot as Tazz says the Guerreros are smart for staying on the apron. Kurt hits a suplex and covers for a deuce before hitting a clothesline. Benoit tags in and hits a spinning neckbreaker followed by a back suplex. Benoit covers for a two count as Cole calls the 28 year old Mysterio a "kid"....yeah. Angle tags in and hits a back suplex of his own before covering for a dos. Kurt stomps on Rey before knocking Edge off the apron. Rey counters an Angle Slam with an arm drag but Kurt clotheslines him. Kurt covers for two then tags in Benoit. Benoit hits a running knee to the ribs as Cole blows the ending by saying the Guerreros are gonna wait until one team eliminates the other then pounce on the survivor. Benoit hits a suplex for two then tags in Angle. Angle goes for the front headlock as Eddie taunts from the apron. Rey fights out of it and rolls out of a suplex. They counter each other several times then hits the heel kick. Kurt goes to tag one of the Guerreros but they both drop down. Kurt tags Benoit but Edge gets the hot tag. Edge wipes out both Kurt and Benoit then Eddie and Chavo off the apron. Angle runs into a belly to belly suplex and Chavo gets thrown over the top. Rey hits a hurracarana over the top rope on Eddie leaving Edge in the ring. Edge goes to spear Benoit but Kurt hits a droptoe hold and Benoit locks in the crossface. Kurt has the anklelock on as well but Rey hits the West Coast Pop on Angle then a dropkick to Benoit's back. Chavo pulls Angle out and Rey hits a corkscrew plancha on both of them. Benoit hits a german suplex on Edge but Eddie sunset flips off the top rope onto Edge for the double pin 1...2...nope, everyone kicks out. Benoit rolls over Eddie and heaves him over the top to the floor. Benoit hits three german suplexes on Edge then calls for the top rope headbutt. Benoit goes upstairs but Eddie beats him to the punch by hitting the frog splash on Edge. Eddie covers but Benoit hits the headbutt on Eddie to break up the count....why? Should have just let him finish off Edge THEN hit the headbutt. Kurt hits the Angle Slam on Eddie then pulls the straps down. Benoit slaps the crossface on Edge as Angle has the ankle lock on Eddie. Chavo waffles Benoit with the title belt and throws it to Angle before sliding out of the ring. Benoit gets up and sees Angle holding the belt.....and you thought Eddie came up with that spot? Benoit shoves Angle and Kurt pushes him back then Rey comes off the top with a dropkick to send both guys into each other. Mysterio baseball slides into Chavo then hits a hurracarana. Edge hits a spear on Benoit and covers for 1..2...3 to eliminate Kurt and Benoit.

Kurt hits a german suplex on Edge and Chris hits one on Rey. Benoit hits a back suplex on Chavo and Angle hits an angle slam on Edge. Benoit and Angle yell at each other and still bicker as they leave while Eddie covers Edge in the ring for 1...2...no. Eddie hits a suplex on Edge as Cole's prediction came true, the Guerreros are pouncing on Edge & Rey. Chavo goes to town on Edge before tagging out to Eddie. Eddie locks in a sleeper hold. Chavo tags in who hits a dropkick on Edge before covering for a deuce. Chavo stomps away in the corner then distracts the ref allowing Eddie to choke Edge with the tag rope. Chavo tags in Eddie who hits a back suplex and goes to the front facelock. Eddie tags out to Chavo who continues the onslaught before Eddie tags back in, only for Edge to hit a double flapjack. Rey gets the hot tag and he hits a crossbody followed by a hurracarana on Chavo. He hits the tilt-awhirl backbreaker on Eddie and then sends Chavo into Eddie. Edge spears both men in the corner and Chavo falls out. Rey hits a dropkick on Eddie on the ground then gets launched by Edge onto the top rope for a hurracarana on Eddie from the top. Edge shitcans Chavo again but Edge throws Eddie onto the second rope. Rey hits 619 on Eddie but Chavo hits Rey in the back with the title belt. Edge baseball slides Chavo outside but Eddie locks in El Paso Lasso in the ring. Rey taps and Los Guerreros are the new tag team champions! Two belt shots lead to the new champs being crowned. Damn good match and a good conclusion to "The Smackdown Six" as we know it. There was no way they were keeping Angle & Benoit as a team plus Rey & Edge were better off on their own. The Guerreros just need teams to go against.


Time of match: 19:18

Winners: Los Guerreros by submission (new Tag Team Champions)



Kane is preparing in the back as we've had four title changes tonight, will there be a 5th? Before we get to our main event, here comes Christopher Nowinski for a conference. Nowinski says he's the only Harvard grad in the arena (are you sure?) and New York's street smarts are not the same as real intelligence. Nowinski says the New York Yankees bought their world series titles and the fans aren't intelligent. Nowinski goes on to say they're number 1 in stupidty as Matt Hardy's music hits. Mattitude fact is he keeps the room temperature at a toasty 75 degrees and he drinks low fat chocolate milk. Why is he here? Matt grabs a mic and asks who the hell Chris thinks he is. Matt says New Yorkers aren't stupid, they're classified as losers. Matt "There's a huge difference". He goes on to say he expected to see Mattitude in the building and they're sucking the Mattitude out of him. He's choking worse than the Knicks...hahahaha. He used to think New York was cool but now its full of losers. JR "Where is this going, King?" King "I don't know but can we hurry up and get there." Chris "These people aren't losers, they're too stupid to know any better." Chris "Are you losers or are you stupid?" Matt says New Yorkers are losers and stupid...lupid. Chris and Matt shake hands and raise their arms when Scott Steiner's music hits....THERE'S your payoff. They're going to debut Steiner as a babyface apparently as he walks out in his wrestling gear. Steiner takes his chain mail and sunglasses off as Matt shoves Nowinski forward. Steiner hits the Steiner Line and overhead belly to belly suplexes Matt. He hits a tbone Taz plex on Nowinski and a standard belly to belly suplex. The crowd loudly chants for Steiner as he throws Nowinski over the top to the floor. Steiner overhead press slams Hardy onto Nowinski on the floor. The heels retreat with Steiner standing tall to a loud ovation. Steiner gets on the mic and says to all the freaks in New York City, holla if ya hear him. They do, in fact, holler. Here's the problem, if they cut out the Saliva performance and some of the elimination chamber vignettes they could have had time for a standard match where Steiner beats either of these guys.

JR sends us to Terri Runnells for an interview with Shawn Michaels...or just her ass anyway (nice camera work Dunn). Terri asks if he can win the World Heavyweight Championship and before Shawn can answer we cut to RNN Breaking News. Ha! Nice one. Randy Orton in a Survivor Series t-shirt says he's here at Survivor Series and an extra pillow on his flight caused no further damage to his elbow. Orton says he'll be back in no time. Can we get to the chamber now? Nope, another damn recap vignette set to Always again. We cut to Jonathan Coachman and Triple H (with Ric Flair) and Coach asks what he's thinking. He says in September he was deemed World Heavyweight Champion and in the past 3 months he's beaten everyone. Tonight he will beat all five other guys because he's still the game, still the best, and that damn good. But right now....he's got a first class ticket to hell, and he just wants to know who's coming with him. Here comes Eric Bischoff in the ring to put himself over and go over the rules....again, we already know them. They could have added another match with all this wasted time. Bischoff goes over the chamber dynamics while inside it. Since this was the first time we've seen the chamber, it does look impressive. Its like a combination of Hell in A Cell and Wargames with the chain link fence top and surrounding the ring. Not only that, there's steel areas around the chamber outside of the ropes. Eric finally leaves and FINALLY we get to our main event.



Match 6

Chris Jericho vs Rob Van Dam vs Kane vs Booker T vs Shawn Michaels vs Triple H (with Ric Flair) in an Elimination Chamber match for the World Heavyweight Championship

Commentators: Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler

Saliva performs Jericho's entrance song at The World as he makes his entrance. Shawn Michaels, Kane and Booker T are the other men locked in the individual chambers with Y2J. It's going to be Triple H and Rob Van Dam to start things off. HHH backs him in the corner but Rob reverses it and rallies with right forearms. Rob ducks the line and hits a heel kick then a reverse enziguiri. rob runs into a knee to the face as King asks if Rob pins HHH right here and now. JR explains HHH would have to leave and Rob would wait for the next guy to come out. HHH goes for the pedigree but Rob backdrops him onto the steel ramp. Rob rams HHH into the side of the cage four times. Rob does his RVD taunt as HHH blades already. RVD does a monkey flip to send HHH into the steel ramp and does rolling thunder over the top rope onto HHH on the ramp. The good thing is the cage door is locked and there's no way to get under the ring so Flair can't theoretically interfere. Van Dam flips off Jericho and climbs to the top of Jericho's chamber. Jericho reaches over head to grab his leg. Rob manages to kick Jericho off and somersaults on top of HHH, landing heavily on his left hip. Shawn Michaels from inside his chamber asks if Rob is okay. Rob sends HHH face first into the chamber and Hunter falls into the ring. RVD stomps away at HHH on the corner as the countdown starts.

Chris Jericho is next in the ring but RVD cuts him off with a heel kick. RVD hits a moonsaults and covers for 1...2..no. RVD hits the second rope dropkick on Jericho and clotheslines him over the top rope to the steel. Rob jumps off the top rope but Jericho ducks, causing RVD to catch himself in the cage like Spiderman. He hits a crossbody on Jericho but HHH clotheslines him down. Jericho stomps on Van Dam and hits a back suplex. Jericho slaps Rob who starts to rally with right hands on both men. RVD runs right into a high knee and Jericho hits a standing senton. Jericho covers for 1....2..no. Jericho holds Rob and tells HHH to give him a shot. Hunter punches Rob down and Jericho does a crotch chop to Shawn Michaels. HHH throws Rob over the top rope to the steel. Hunter and Jericho launch Rob back first into the steel. Jericho shouts he's the king of the world and throws Rob to HHH. They throw Rob into the cage three times in a row. JR says Jericho and HHH despise each other but King says they'll do anything to be world champion. Van Dam rolls over Jericho, clotheslines HHH and hits a heel kick to Jericho. HHH hits a DDT on RVD as the countdown starts again.

Booker T hits the ring and cleans out both HHH and Jericho. Book clotheslines Jericho and HHH over the top rope and does a spinaroonie. He and Rob Van Dam slug it out in the center of the ring as JR says the stakes are too high for them to co-exist. Booker drops Rob with the axe kick and covers for 1..2....no. Rob hits the stepover heel kick and covers for 1...2...no. King says Kane and Shawn have the advantage since everyone else is beating each other down. Booker hits another kick and covers for a deuce. HHH punches Book but he counters with a scissors kick. Jericho clotheslines Booker and Van Dam hits a dropkick on Y2J. RVD heads up to the top rope then climbs to the top of an empty chamber. He hits a big splash on HHH but couldn't get the five star due to the cage in the way. Booker from off the top hits a missile dropkick on Rob Van Dam and covers for 1..2.....3 to eliminate ROB VAN DAM Oooh the crowd did NOT like that. Booker covers HHH but the ref was busy was Rob. Earl Hebner counts 1....2..no, HHH got the foot on the trope. Jericho chokes Book on the second rope and chops him. Jericho hits the facebuster but runs into a spinebuster by Booker T. Booker covers Jericho for 1...2...no. The countdown begins again.....

Here comes Kane to drop Booker T with right hands then backdrops Jericho. Kane pounds away on Booker and clotheslines him in the corner. Kane heaves Jericho over the top rope and launches him face first into the cage. Kane then sends Jericho through the glass of an empty chamber. Kane turns his attention to HHH and uppercuts him in the corner. HHH flops down and he's moving very slowly. Apparently Rob's splash caught him right in the throat and he's legit not breathing right. Booker goes for the axe kick on Kane but Jericho low blows him. Booker staggers into the chokeslam by Kane. Kane slugs HHH and Jericho hits the lionsault on Booker. He covers for 1...2.....3 and Jericho eliminates BOOKER T. Crowd didn't like THAT either. Jericho is busted wide open from the glass shot and Kane punches him. Kane heaves Jericho into the ring then punches HHH down again. Kane hits a suplex on Jericho and covers for a deuce. Kane misses an elbow drop as JR wonders if Shawn Michaels thinks he can win. He's the last one in, two guys are already gone and both heels are bleeding. If there's ever a time for him to win, its now. HHH is slammed off the top rope by Kane into the ring and he continues to grab his throat. Yeah Rob hurt him for real. Jericho hits a missile dropkick as the final countdown begins.

Shawn Michaels enters his second match in four years and goes to town on Jericho and then Kane. Shawn backdrops Jericho but gets clotheslined down by Kane. Kane sends Shawn off but Shawn hits a flying forearm. Michaels gets whipped into the tree of woe before he falls. Kane choke bombs Jericho and chokeslams Shawn. Kane chokeslams HHH and Jericho in succession. Rather than cover, Kane signals for a tombstone. Kane grabs HHH but Hunter rolls out of it. Kane walks right into Sweet Chin Music but sits right up. HHH then hits the pedigree on Kane and Jericho hits the lionsault. He covers for 1...2...3 and KANE is gone. We're down to the only 3 guys who had half a chance going into this match. Jericho clotheslines Michaels over the top onto the steel. Jericho sends Shawn into the cage as King says this is Shawn's first Survivor Series since 1997. HHH punches Shawn down as he and Jericho are both bloody messes. Shawn is also bleeding from the forehead as both Jericho and HHH punch the open cut to draw more blood. Jericho jumps on Shawn on the second rope and does the Ali shuffle. HHH sends Shawn over the top rope onto the steel. HHH grates Shawn into the cage like parmesan cheese. Jericho and HHH punch away at Shawn then Jericho taunts him inside the ring. Jericho squeezes Shawn's head and punches it then sends takes him outside. Shawn sends Jericho into the cage and punches HHH down. Shawn clotheslines HHH into the ring then goes for a piledriver on the steel ramp. Jericho backdrops him instead. Back in the ring Shawn ducks the line and drops Hunter with a big forearm. Shawn nips up but hits a bulldog on Shawn. Jericho hits the lionsault and covers for 1.....2...nooooo. Jericho tries again but only gets a two count. Jericho shouts to stay down but a charge in the corner eats boot. Shawn hits a moonsault and covers Jericho for 1.....2....noooo, at the last second Jericho kicked out. Shawn of all people locks in the Walls of Jericho but HHH counters with a ddt. Jericho covers for 1...2...no, HHH pulls Jericho off. Why? Apparently Hunter wanted to do it himself. Jericho and HHH slug it out and Hunter hits Jericho with a hard clothesline. Jericho gets knee lifted and Hunter covers for 1...2...no. King says Shawn can rest with these two beating each other. Jericho jumps off the second rope into a kick. HHH goes for the pedigree but Jericho counters with the Walls of Jericho. Suddenly from out of nowhere Shawn buries Jericho with Sweet Chin Music. Shawn covers Jericho for 1...2....3 and CHRIS JERICHO is history.

We're down to one on one, HHH vs Shawn, just like everyone thought for weeks going in. Shawn and Hunter are bloody messes and they tee off on each other. HHH then lands a spinebuster and covers for 1...2....no. Shawn kicks Triple H in the head but Hunter backdrops Shawn over the top rope onto the steel. Shawn throws HHH into the cage and goes for the pedigree out there. HHH counters with a slingshot through the glass of an empty chamber. HHH pulls Shawn in the ring and covers for 1...2....no. Hunter punches down Shawn and yells to get up. Shawn gets to his feet to slug it out again but Shawn eats a facebuster. HHH clotheslines Shawn over the top rope onto the steel. HHH goes for a pedigree on the steel but Shawn counters with a slingshot into the cage. Shawn clotheslines HHH over the top rope back into the ring. He goes up to the top rope then to the top of an empty chamber. Shawn hits the elbow drop but doesn't cover. He tunes up the band in the corner but HHH kicks him in the ribs. HHH hits the pedigree but takes a long time to cover. Hebner counts 1....2....nooooo, Shawn kicks out. HHH screams at Earl Hebner then turns around to go for another pedigree. Shawn backdrops Hunter and WHAM, hits Sweet Chin Music. Shawn covers for 1...2....3 to win the match and the World Heavyweight Championship. JR shrieks Shawn has won as MSG actually cheers for Shawn six years after booing him out of there. Confetti shoots into the air as Ross screams "Do you believe in miracles? MICHAELS BELIEVED IN HIMSELF AND HE HAS SURVIVED IT!" Future chamber matches would be a little bit more fast paced but this one was the first and can't be compared to what hadn't happened yet. The bottom line was this was all about Shawn vs HHH with four extras and Shawn walked out the champion. Ironically this would be Shawn's last major world championship with eight more years of service to go.


Time of match: 39:12

Winner: Shawn Michaels by pinfall (New World Heavyweight Champion)



This night was one big reset button. D'Von Dudley saving Bubba pretty much reunited the Dudleys on Raw to give them a legit tag team. All five titles that were on the line changed hands and some more shocking than others. Kidman and Victoria winning were mostly for a change of pace but the Guerreros coming out on top pretty much sent Rey, Edge, Benoit and Angle back to singles competition. The big one, no pun intended, was Big Show winning his first WWE title in three years after being booked as an idiot for the last year. Literally during the spring he was a lackey for the nWo then in the summer he was just background fodder on Raw. Now he's the man who ended Brock Lesnar's undefeated streak albeit with help from Paul Heyman. Like I mentioned earlier, Heyman was a heel manager and having Brock as a face wouldn't have worked with him. Finally the elimination chamber was telegraphed from day one this was going to come down to Shawn and Hunter. The only drama was if Jericho would sneak in and steal it like he did the year before at Vengeance beating Austin & The Rock. Then add in the debut of Scott Steiner and we got some new feuds and matches coming up. It'll be interesting to see how Brock Lesnar and Triple H respond to losing. Tomorrow night Raw comes to Bridgeport, CT at the old Harbor Yard Arena. I'll see you there.

Monday, November 11, 2002

WWE Raw (11/11/02)



WWE Raw
US Bank Arena
Cincinnati, OH
November 11, 2002


Commentators: Jim Ross and Jerry "The King" Lawler

Ring Announcer: Lilian Garcia


We're six days away from Survivor Series with only two matches set, the elimination chamber and Victoria vs Trish Stratus for the Women's title. The good news is the Katie Vick saga is over and the better news is Shawn Michaels is coming back to active duty. The bad news is the rest of the roster is still a big bucket of meh with Randy Orton still out with injury. It was announced on Heat that tonight's main event will be Booker T vs Triple H. Whether the title was on the line or not wasn't given. Before we get to the shows, we have not only dark matches but the European Heat matches.


Dark Match 1

Rob Conway vs Nathan Jones

For those that don't remember, Conway was one of the top stars of OVW and had been there for 5 years just waiting for his big break. He has been on and off WWF/E TV doing jobs here and there. Tonight he does the job for Jones.


Winner: Jones



Dark Match 2

Chris Kanyon & Damaja vs Charlie Haas and Lance Cade

Kanyon was still on the comeback trail after suffering the devastating shoulder injury in July and he's got the OCW guys with him. Haas was just about to get his call but who are the other two? Lance Cade was trained by Shawn Michaels and was 21 years old at the time. He was getting a look after Heartland Wrestling Association bit the dust. Damaja is actually Danny Holliday who used to work Jakked years ago. He was rechristened "Damaja" in OVW and became a frequent partner with Doug Basham. Unfortunately down the road, they would both be called up but not as anyone wanted. Haas and Cade got the win.


Winners: Haas and Cade


Now for the European Heat matches. Since folks in the UK weren't getting the Survivor Series pre-show, they were getting their own cold matches.


Heat Match 1

Tommy Dreamer vs Justin Credible

ECW alumni Dreamer and Credible go at it for Heat. All that's written is Dreamer knocked Credible cold and Credible had to be carried out on a stretcher....uh oh.


Winner: Dreamer by referee stoppage



Heat Match 2

Jacqueline vs Ivory

The frequent partners of Trish Stratus and Molly Holly face each other here. Thanks to Youtube I was able to find the Italian broadcast of this match. Bell rings and Ivory starts with a kick to the ribs. Ivory gets in a headlock takeover but Jackie sends her off the ropes. Ivory drops Jackie with a clothesline but Jackie rallies with right hands. Jackie skins the cat and head scissors Ivory over the top rope to the floor. Jackie baseball slides Ivory down then throws her back inside. Ivory staggers as Jackie chops her into the corner. Jackie punches on the second rope but Ivory counters with a powerbomb and Flair Pin for 1..2...no. Ivory hits a dropkick and kicks Jackie before botching a gut wrench suplex. Jackie catches her with an inside cradle for a two count, ducks the line and hits a martial arts kick to the ribs. Jackie's charge eats boot in the corner but she still hits the rolling front slam and covers for 1...2..nope. Jackie goes for the tornado DDT but its blocked by Ivory. She slingshots Jackie into the second rope and schoolgirls her for 1...2...3 to win the match. Short and sweet as Ivory gets the duke.


Time of match: 3:05

Winner: Ivory by pinfall



Heat Match 3

Johnny Stamboli vs Raven

Probably a continuation of Raven's "masterpiece" but we don't get to see it. Raven wins with the evenflow.


Winner: Raven by pinfall


Finally we get started with Raw. We're shown Shawn Michaels reading a newspaper in the back to start the night. Having him play Batman and striking at any time is fun, but eventually he's got to work a match. Speaking of matches, let's get to our first.



Match 1

Kane and Rob Van Dam vs Christian and Chris Jericho for the World Tag Team Championship

Kane, RVD and Jericho are all in the Elimination Chamber match but Christian is not. Jericho comes out to the Salvia King of My World theme. Rob starts with Jericho to start and Y2J starts with a headlock and a shoulderblock but Rob uses his athleticism and hits a heel kick. Rob hits a rolling monkey flip in the corner and a moonsault for 1....2...no. Kane gets the tag and he kicks at Jericho's shoulder. He clotheslines Jericho in the corner but a second charge eats boot. Jericho gets dropped coming off the second rope and Kane hits a choke bomb. Christian gets decked and clotheslined over the top rope for getting in then Kane press slams Jericho over the top rope onto Jericho below. Rob Van Dam hits a somersault plancha on both of them. Rob hit his head on the ground as Jericho rolls in. Kane hits hits a chokeslam on Jericho inside but the ref is trying to break up Rob and Christian outside. Finally he rolls in but Christian also rolls in to stop the count. Kane grabs Christian but Christian kicks him in the gonads. Christian goes for the blatant choke first on the floor then in the corner. Kane whips Christian in the corner but a charge eats boot. Christian runs right into a sidewalk slam and Rob gets the tag. Van Dam knocks Jericho off the apron and hits a heel kick on Christian. He hits the step over heel kick and the rolling thunder before covering for a deuce. Jericho climbs the top rope but Van Dam crotches him. Christian charges but runs right into Jericho, Van Dam rolling up Christian for 1...2..nope. Christian charges into the corner but eats boot. Van Dam goes upstairs but Christian throws him off the top to the floor. Jericho puts the boots to him and strangles him with a camera cable. Christian throws Van Dam inside and tags in Jericho. Jericho hits a back suplex and covers for 1...2..no. Jericho locks in a chinlock then pulls Rob down by the hair when he tries to escape. Jericho does the Ali shuffle for some heat and chokes Rob on the second rope. Jericho jumps on Rob then tags in Christian. Jim gets excited about someone beating Triple H for the World title and one of them could be in the ring now. Van Dam rallies with heel kicks on both heels as the blood in the ring from the Dreamer/Credible match is still on the canvas. Kane gets the hot tag and he goes nuts on both Canadians. A big boot to Jericho is followed by a tilt-a-whirl slam on Christian. Kane throws Jericho over the top rope and goes upstairs. Kane hits the top rope clothesline and calls for the chokeslam. Jericho gets in and kicks Kane allowing both man to hit a double suplex on him. Van Dam hits a crossbody on both men and Jericho bails outside. Kane hits the chokeslam on Christian but Jericho grabs a title belt and clocks Kane with it. Van Dam kicks Jericho outside then goes up to the top rope. Rob jumps OVER Kane laying in the middle and hits the five star on Christian. Kane rolls on top for 1...2......CRACK! Jericho from out of nowhere hits Kane in the back with a steel chair to earn a DQ. Jericho unloads on Kane with chair shots then starts beating Van Dam with it too. Lawler correctly points out he's softening them up for this Sunday. Jericho shouts that he's going to be the new champion and he beats up the ring post with the chair as well. Good match for what it was and the ending was to get some heat on Jericho going into this Sunday with Triple H the only other heel in it.


Time of match: 9:15

Winners: Kane and Rob Van Dam by Disqualification (Champs retain)


Back from break, we get a highlight of Jericho going apeshit with the chair. Terri asks what Jericho is doing and he says he's softening up every single ass clown that's in the chamber match with him.  He says no one is winning that match but him. He walks off and Christian says if anyone can't make it, Bischoff told him he gets the spot. He says he doesn't care if he has to beat Jericho to win the title and out of nowhere Chris waffles Christian with the chair. Nobody but him is winning, NOBODY! Again, they had to do something to get some heat on Jericho.

Back to JR and King who says Jericho has gone nuts. We then cut to a highlight package of the Shawn Michaels and Triple H's recent history. Shawn says "don't hunt what you can't kill" Cut to Booker T in the back when ace reporter Gregory Helms comes in and asks him what he thinks about the elimination chamber. Booker says he's been thinkin more than Abraham Lincoln that he's going to kick Triple H's ass. Gregory turns around into Goldust and Goldust says Greg's microphone is as big as his. Goldust asks what green and gold and has victory written all over, Goldust and The Hurricane beating Steven Richards and Test. Goldust says "Beware of the testicles as they are becoming more powerful and stronger than ever." Helms says Test is dangerous but Goldust says he wasn't talking about him. He looks down at his own package and breathes at Helms. Yay, more dick jokes. Least we got a match out of it. We cut to Jeff Hardy getting prepared for a match with Lance Storm. Jeff heads to the ring as we cut to commercial. On to the next match.



Match 2

Lance Storm (with William Regal) vs Jeff Hardy

Kind of a filler match but oh well. Lance goes to work on Hardy but he immediately hits a mule kick on Storm, Jeff fakes out Storm and hits a second rope legdrop before covering for a deuce. Jeff goes for a crucifix but Storm counters with a front slam and covers for 1..2...nope. Lance hits a side backbreaker and covers for a two count. Storm lands knees to the back of Hardy and goes for an overhead backbreaker. Jeff rolls out and goes for a backdrop but Lance bridges out of it. Jeff still takes him down and hits a legdrop in between the legs. Jeff covers for a near fall but runs right into a powerslam. Lance covers for a deuce then sends Jeff into the corner. He tells referee Jack Doan to shut up then hits another side backbreaker. He covers for a dos then locks in a surfboard. Jeff mule kicks out of it then rallies with right hands. Lance is hotshotted off the top rope and Jeff hits a forearm. Jeff is sent to the corner but he runs up the ropes and hits Whisper In The Wind. He covers for 1...2....nope. Lance blocks a whip but Jeff hits a russian leg sweep then traps the legs for 1...2....no. Lance gets a thumb to the eye and hits a dropkick of his own, followed by a near fall. Lance hits a knee to the ribs but is backdropped over the top rope to the floor. Jeff runs the rails but slips off and just delivers a standard clothesline on Lance.  Jeff throws Storm in but the ref is distracted by Storm so Regal pounds away on Jeff outside. Regal throws him inside but Tommy Dreamer comes down and clobbers him to even the odds. Dreamer sends Regal into the ring post and Storm hits a baseball slide on him. Jeff from behind hits a reverse neckbreaker on Storm, goes upstairs and hits the Swanton Bomb. He covers for 1...2...3 to win the match. May have been a filler match but it was good for what it was.


Time of match: 5:14

Winner: Hardy by pinfall


We got back to last week where Victoria manhandles Terri and rips her clothes off. Back to real time, she is called into Eric Bischoff's office where Eric says he's very happy. He puts over the chamber match and Terri wants to know what he wants. He booked Terri in a match with Victoria after what happened las week. Terri says Victoria is a complete psycho and doesn't want to wrestle her. Victoria is already in the ring and calls for Terri to come out. Victoria compares Terri to Trish and cuts a promo saying since they have so much in common, she's going to annihilate Terri. Terri says she's not a wrestler and is an interviewer. Eric says she has two choices, either face Victoria and get her to let up or she's fired.

Back from break Terri walks out with a microphone She says she may be small in stature but she's big enough to say Victoria is the better woman. She says there's no need to fight and Victoria says fine, the match is off. Then she grabs Terri and says the match is off...but she's gonna rip her heas off. Victoria punches Terri down and rips her shirt open. Victoria throws Terri down as JR scoffs this isn't a contest and Bischoff should be ashamed of himself. Victoria sniffs Terri's shirt and Terri starts fighting back by beating Victoria with her shoe. She jumps on Victoria's back but is slammed off by Victoria. Victoria puts the boots to Terri and throws her outside. Victoria slams her on the steel ramp and throws her into the steel steps. JR "God almighty." King "I think the referee is afraid of Victoria." Victoria rolls Terri inside and kicks Charles Robinson right in the berries. Victoria throws Robinson out of the ring, goes under the ring and grabs a ladder. She throws the ladder halfway into the ring but Trish Stratus runs out and see saws the ladder up into Victoria's face. Trish hits the chick kick and throws her outside. Trish throws Victoria into the steps and pounds away on her until the refs separate her. King says to let her go and Victoria laughs maniacally at her as we cut. Glad they gave these two a segment like this since it makes the women's title seem important.

Backstage we see Batista walking in the hall when Ric Flair walks up to introduce himself. Batista refuses a handshake but Flair says he's very impressed with him since his Smackdown debut. Flair says he might be bigger than the champ, Triple H. He goes to pat him on the back and stops then says good luck. Batista says coldly "thanks" On to the next match.


Match 3

D-Lo Brown vs Dave Batista

Guess D-Lo is the sacrificial lamb this week. Lilian calls him "Dave" Batista so we'll go with that. D-Lo wastes no time with punches at the bell but gets backdropped by the big guy. Batista hits the rolling front slam but gets kicked in the head. D-Lo clotheslines him but Batista unfazed hits the 360 line on D-Lo. Batista crushes D-Lo in the corner with a running clothesline then goes for another one, but eats elbow. Batista hits the spinebuster and the sit down powerbomb. He covers for 1..2...3 to win the match. JR says that was the first Eurocontinental champion that Batista just annihilated. Total squash but that was the point.


Time of match: 1:31

Winner: Batista by pinfall


Backstage Shawn Michaels is walking around and looks like he's coming to the ring. Back from break we get a tribute to veterans video montage then Shawn Michaels comes out for a conference. Shawn's epic soliloquoy says he has a belief system. He believes in god, himself, his family and all the fans. He says he's human and wants retribution on Sunday. He doesn't know what an elimination chamber is but he also didn't know what a ladder or hell in a cell match was either. He won the HIAC as JR points out. He says a career ending back injury didn't stop him, he could win or he might not but he's going back to Madison Square Garden. He's not the heartbreak kid anymore or the showstopper (oh he would be again), he's just plain Shawn. He says he's known Triple H for a very long time but they ended up in very different places. He's a forgiving man but he can't forgive him for trying to put him out for good. He says he doesn't care if its Kane, Chris Jericho, Rob Van Dam or Booker T walking out in the end as long as he takes out Triple H himself. The word of God says all things are possible to those who believe and he believes this Sunday night he'll be the new World Heavyweight Champion. 

Suddenly Triple H's music hits and Hunter walks out for a rebuttal. HHH mocks Shawn for believing he can win and in this arena, HE is god (Hunter that is). Shawn raises his fist and the crowd cheers and Hunter repeats that he is God. HHH says he's gonna kick Shawn's ass and he heads to the ring. Shawn is ready as HHH takes off his warmup jacket. They get it on in the ring with right hands but Shawn gets dropped with a hard clothesline. HHH hits the pedigree and trash talks the fallen Michaels. HHH smiles and goes to the outside, finding his sledgehammer under the ring. The referees run out along with Terry Taylor, Arn Anderson and Sgt Slaughter to stop him. HHH is restrained from causing Shawn further damage but the message has been sent. Jericho and HHH have taken out Kane, RVD and Shawn Michaels tonight leaving just Booker T in the main event. Not only that but Shawn's mission is simple, above all else, keep HHH from winning. After we come back from break, we're shown a highlight of HHH's attack but Shawn walking off under his own power. On to the next match.



Match 4

The Dudley Boys (Bubba Ray and Spike) with Jeff Hardy vs 3 Minute Warning (Jamal and Rosey) with Rico

JR announces that this Sunday it'll be a six man tables match between all six of them this Sunday....FINALLY we have another match signed. We start with Bubba pounding away on Jamal in the corner. Bubba chops Jamal but Rosey provides the distraction for Jamal to escape. Bubba still hits the reverse neckbreaker on Jamal then tags Spike in. Spike hits the coup de gras and a running forearm. Spike gets backdropped over the top rope to the floor where Rico just throws him back in. Both Samoans hit a huge double face plant but the announcers are too busy yapping about Shawn Michaels to notice how high Spike was in the air. Rosey tags in and hits a leg drop as King still babbles on about HBK. Jamal tags in to pound away on Spike before hitting a press slam. Spike kicks Jamal in the head who no sells it and goes for a big clothesline. Spike ducks but is sent all the way to the outside where Bubba tags him on the way out. Bubba goes to town on both Samoans and hits the Dusty Punches on Jamal then moves as Rosey clotheslines his own partner by accident. Bubba hits a football tackle on Rosey as Jeff Hardy outside wipes out Rico. Rosey avalanches the distracted in the corner and Jamal hits the Samoan drop. Jamal covers for 1.....2....3 to win the match. The samoans win and they throw Bubba over the top rope to the floor. Jeff chases Rico into the ring and he hits a double dropkick on both samoans. He takes down Rico as well and goes for the Swanton, but Rosey pulls Rico out of the way. Rico hits a belly to belly suplex as Rico gets a table. They set it up as Spike tries to go for the Acid Drop on Rosey only to be thrown into the corner. Rosey avalanches Spike and sets him up on the table as well. Jamal hits the big splash off the top rope onto both Spike and Hardy. Lot of heels going over tonight. 


Time of match: 2:51

Winners: 3 Minute Warning by pinfall


Back from break JR shills WWE Confidential with "Mean" Gene Okerlund this Saturday night. After a Scott Steiner vignette, here comes Christopher Nowinsky for our next match. We get shown a highlight of Maven chasing off Nowinsky last week. Nowinsky comes out with a book and says Pete Rose should be in the Hall of Fame. He hypes up the crowd for Pete then stops and says "How stupid can you guys be?" Chris says the crowd deserves a hall of fame nod for stupidity. He's going to manipulate and defeat his mentor Al Snow. He goes to quote Dickens but Al Snow comes out for the next bout.



Match 5

Al Snow vs Christopher Nowinsky'

Nowinsky calls him "dad" before the bell and Snow takes him down instantly. Al restrains himself from beating up Nownisky and Al takes him down with technical wrestling holds. Al hits a fireman's carry takeover and applies an armbar before swinging him around. Al backs him in the corner and he begs off. Nowinsky gets in a cheapshot but gets dropped with an uppercut. Al hits a dragon leg takedown and a crossbody only for Nowinsky to roll through and put his feet on the ropes for 1...2...3 to win the match. Al after the match says that was a nice one and Chris goes to shake his hand, but is pushed away. Nowinsky then beats Snow down with the giant book he's holding. Maven runs in and chases Nowinsky away for the second week in a row. Once again the heel goes over. Nowinsky is great at being a cheap, chicken heel and he's got good size, maybe he'll be worth something some day.


Time of match: 1:33

Winner: Nowinsky by pinfall


Back from break here comes Eric Bischoff for a soliloquy. Eric says on Super Tuesday there will be a 10 man tag on UPN featuring Raw guys and the bikini contest between Trish Stratus and Torrie Wilson. Now he sends us to a vignette of the elimination chamber being built. Again, that's just the schematics. Eric then goes over the rules. Two men will randomly be chosen to start the match in the ring with the other four locked into individual chambers. Every 5 minutes a randomly chosen chamber will open. Elimination occurs at any time until one remains. The winner is the World Heavyweight Champion. Bischoff says he is the most dynamic force in sports entertainment today. 

We cut to a hidden camera of Steven Richards talking with Stacy Keibler. Steven says congrats on making Test a star and he wants her to make him a star too.  Stacy says her hands are full and Steven says to do him one favor to motivate him for tonight's match. Steven wants her to spank him with the singapore cane he's holding. Stacy is reluctant but then Test walks in with Steven unaware. Stacy silently hands Test the cane and he whacks him with it. Stacy then wants her turn as well...but Test drops the cane. 

Cut to RNN Breaking News with Randy Orton. Randy says the sling was chafing him but the doctors healed him. Since then his sling has been padded then plugs his Get Well email and he'll be back in no time. Bottom line is Randy will be back soon. Back from break, onto the next match.



Match 6

Steven Richards and Test (with Stacy Keibler) vs Goldust and The Hurricane

Richards comes out holding his ass after getting caned by Test but he's got no choice but to let it go since they got a tag match. Goldust crouches down as Test smacks Steven on the ass just to screw with him (hahahahaha). Test starts with Goldust and gets a knee to the ribs to start. Test pounds on Goldust but Goldust responds with the ass bump. Steven gets atomic dropped but Test hits a full nelson slam. Richards tags in but Goldust hits a choke bomb. Hurricane tags in who drops Richards with a clotheslines then rams his head ito the buckle. Hurricane hits blockbuster and then shining wizard the covers. Test pulls Hurricane off but Goldust hits an uppercut on Steven. Test tags in, backdrops Goldust to the floor and catches Hurricane in midair. Richards nails Test from behind by accident. And Hurricane hits Eye Of the Hurricane. Hurricane covers for 1....2...nope. Hurricane elbows Test, ducks under the big boot then goes for the chokeslam. Test hits Cross Rhodes and covers for 1...2...3 to win the match. After the match Steven grabs Stacy and jumps around with her and Test buries him with the big boot. Test grabs the mic and says not to ever touch one of his testicles. Great, another dick joke. Least Test is getting a push.


Time of match: 2:14

Winners: Test and Richards by pinfall


Backstage Booker runs up to Triple H and says his chances of walking out the chamber the winner are between slim and none and slim just left town. Also he doesn't have just Book to deal with but FIVE GUYS, FIVE GUYS, FIVE GUYS, FIVE GUYS, FIVE GUYS whooping his punk ass. Can you dig that? HHH says he's right that he does have five opponents. He then lowers his fingers until only his middle one remains up and says it'll be down to just you and him. Can you dig THAT? Booker has to be restrained and we cut here.


Match 7

Booker T vs Triple H (with Ric Flair)

Non-title match and the writing is on the wall. Jericho and HHH have taken out all the faces in the chamber match except Booker. Booker runs in hot to start, ducking the line and hitting an axe kick. Booker punches away at Hunter in the corner then axe kicks HHH over the top rope to the floor. Outside Booker continues the assault and suplexes HHH on the floor. Booker is sent into the ring steps and Flair throws him back inside. HHH punches Book and they slug it out inside the ring. Booker ducks the line but runs into the high knee. Hunter covers for a deuce then slugs away in the corner before dropping him with a forearm. Hunter hits a facebuster on Book and suplexes him onto the top rope. JR says HHH won't win at Survivor Series as Book knocks him off the rope. Booker hits a missile dropkick and rallies with right hands. Booker hits a forearm and punches him in the corner. HHH ducks the axe kick and kicks Booker in the ribs. HHH goes for the pedigree but Booker counters and slingshots Hunter into the top turnbuckle. Booker hits the axe kick followed by the scissors kick. Booker then gives the sign for the spinaroonie then slams Ric Flair off the top rope. Booker does the spinaroonie and hits a double clothesline on Flair and Hunter. Booker hits both of them with axe kicks but HHH hits the low blow while referee Earl Hebner rolls Flair out. HHH hits the pedigree and covers for 1..2...3 to win the match. Once again HHH goes over and there really is no one on Raw that can beat him.....except for Shawn Michaels who runs in. 


Time of match: 5:14

Winner: HHH by pinfall



Michaels blasts Hunter with right hands until HHH goes down. Shawn hits Sweet Chin Music on Flair but then Chris Jericho runs in. Shawn clotheslines HHH and Jericho down but Y2J starts pounding away on Shawn. Jericho rams Shawn in the corner and double team him until Kane runs in. Kane pounds away on HHH and hits the big boot. Rob Van Dam runs in to get him some of Jericho. Jericho throws Rob outside and Kane goes for the chokeslam. Rob hits the top rope dropkick on Kane and a heel kick on Jericho. Kane throws Rob over the top rope and Kane punches away on HHH. Kane runs into a spinebuster but HHH turns around into a Booker axe kick. Van Dam hits the five star frog splash on Kane but Booker hits him with a scissors kick. Jericho hits a missile dropkick on Rob and shoves HHH. Kane sits up and clotheslines both men. Kane clotheslines both men in the corner then hits a chokeslam on Jericho. Kane turns around into Sweet Chin Music and only Shawn and Hunter are left inside. Shawn tunes up the band but HHH blocks the superkick. Shawn backdrops HHH out of the pedigree and hits one of his own on Hunter. Shawn's music plays but then Jericho crushes Shawn in the head with a steel chair. Jericho is last man standing and he says he's going to be the new champ. JR signs off and we're done here.

This was a heel dominated show and it got a bit ridiculous. The babyfaces on Raw look like complete, incompetent buffoons except for Shawn Michaels. He seems to be the only one who can hang with Triple H but as Jericho just demonstrated, he's got a habit of rising to the occasion when people least expect it. Still, Shawn says he's going to take Hunter out no matter what and he might be the only one who can. Its very obvious Booker, Van Dam and Kane have no chance in hell. Its just a question of will HHH's reign of terror continue, Shawn wins or Jericho steals one again. Victoria and Trish Stratus is going to be a war and nobody gives a rats ass about the tables match because none of those guys in the tables match are getting high praise. Its on to Super Tuesday so I'll see you there.

Monday, November 4, 2002

WWE Monday Night Raw (11/4/02)



WWE Raw
Fleet Center
Boston, MA
November 4, 2002


Commentators: Jim Ross and Jerry "The King" Lawler

Ring Announcer: Lilian Garcia



The good news is we are free and clear of the Katie Vick embarrassment and Shawn Michaels is back to full time duty. Remember the night after Unforgiven when I said Raw lacked top faces to go against Triple H? How's the future hall of fame, ex-WWF champion Shawn Michaels stack up? The Elimination Chamber is coming up with Triple H defending the World Heavyweight Championship against Kane, Chris Jericho, Rob Van Dam and Booker T with one slot open. Gee, wonder who the sixth man will be? Before we get to tonight's events, we got some dark matches.


Dark Match 1

Nathan Jones vs Arch Kincaid

Nathan Jones was on his trial run before getting called up to appear on television. The monster from Australia defeats Arch here.

Time of match: 2:27

Winner: Jones by pinfall



Dark Match 2

Spike Dudley vs D-Lo Brown

Normally this match would be okay, but they're running a concussion angle with Spike hence Bubba Ray and Jeff Hardy as a team. Why have Spike wrestle on the same night he's supposed to be out in the storyline? Spike wins it with a roll-up.


Time of match: 5:42

Winner: Spike by pinfall



Now let's get to the show. We open with closed circuit television feed of Eric Bischoff watching the tape of him and Stephanie kissing from the previous week. Bischoff looks in the mirror distraught.....what? Can they stop doing stupid angles? Anyway JR and King welcome us and Shawn Michaels is in the back with his new HBK t-shirt. We get to our first match.


Match 1

3 Minute Warning (Rosey and Jamal) with Rico vs Bubba Ray Dudley and Jeff Hardy

This match stems from last week when 3 Minute Warning cost Hardy and Bubba their tag title shot against Chris Jericho and Christian. All four men brawl in the ring to start with Bubba knocking down Rosey with a clothesline. Jeff and Jamal remain and Jeff hits a midair dropkick on Jamal. The heels regroup outside and Bubba launches Jeff over the top rope onto all three of them. Jeff removes his shirt for the lady friends as Bubba takes over on Jamal inside. Bubba hits a second rope senton bomb and knocks Rosey to the outside. Jeff takes over on the left arm of Jamal then takes him down, covering for a deuce. Bubba tags in but eats a knee to the ribs. JR says Shawn Michaels hasn't wrestled in this building since Wrestlemania 14 as Jamal tags out to Rosey. Rosey hits a belly to belly suplex and kicks away at him. King asks about the kiss between Eric and Stephanie as Jamal tags in, only to miss the double headbutt. Bubba hits a double clothesline then Jeff tags in. He dropkicks both Samoans and covers Jamal for a two count. Jeff pulls the top rope down and Rosey goes flying then hits whil o whisp on Jamal. He covers for a deuce then takes Rosey out again with a bodypress over the top to the outside. Inside, Rico goes to interfere but he's pulled outside by Spike Dudley. Spike hits the Acid Drop on the outside but inside Jamal clotheslines Bubba down. Jamal then slides outside and drops Spike ribs first on the barricade. Bubba hits a neckbreaker on Rosey and Jeff hits the Wazzzupppp. Bubba tells Jeff to get the tables and while Jeff goes outside, Bubba hits the Dusty Punches on Jamal. Bubba drops down and Jeff hits Poetry In Motion on Jamal. Rosey pulls Bubba out and pushes Jeff off the top rope. Jamal hits the elevated Samoan Drop and covers for 1...2...3 to win the match. Decent match but once again the faces take the fall on Raw, showcasing the lack of star power on the show.


Time of match: 6:21

Winners: 3 Minute Warning by pinfall


We cut to Victoria who's with Ivory who hasn't been on Raw in a bit. Victoria is thrilled she's back on Raw and also thrilled that Trish agreed to have a hardcore match at Survivor Series. Victoria says she's going to take the title and her soul but Ivory says she's got her first, but she'll leave a piece for Victoria. Victoria says after the beating she gives her, she's going to have pretty little scars. Ivory "They thought I was nuts..." We cut to Trish Stratus preparing and when we come back from break, its time for the next match.



Match 2

Ivory vs Trish Stratus

This is a non-title match as JR says Ivory is a trainer on Tough Enough 3. King slobbers over Ivory's outfit and Ivory wastes no time pounding away on Trish. Ivory with a big slap and a scoop slam takes control early. Ivory hits a roll over suplex for a two count as Victoria sits in on commentary. Trish ducks the line and hits one of her own before covering for a deuce. Trish gets kicked in the head but counters with a Chick Kick of her own. Trish covers for a two count and JR asks Victoria why she challenged for a hardcore match. Victoria doesn't say a word as Ivory hits a gutwrench suplex. Ivory covers for a two count and locks in a chinlock. King asks about Victoria's hat and once again she doesn't say anything. Trish sunset flips Ivory for 1...2...nope. Trish hits a neckbreaker and covers for a two count and Victoria continues to ignore King & Ross. Trish charges in the corner but eats elbow. Ivory hops on the second rope but Trish hits the Stratusphere. Trish gets rolled up for 1....2...nope. Ivory hits a clothesline and whips Trish into the corner. A charge eats boot and Trish completely misses the bulldog but Ivory sells it anyway. Trish covers for 1...2....3 to win the match. A rare off night for these two as that was pretty sloppy, but they only had a few minutes to do anything. Trish wins as Victoria seethes at the booth.


Time of match: 3:17

Winner: Trish by pinfall


We get a graphic for tonight's main event, a tag match between Kane & Booker T vs Triple H and Chris Jericho. Trish spots Victoria wearing her hat and they start jawing at each other. Victoria throws a water bottle at her and they fight on the ramp. Victoria sends Trish into the titantron and has to be restrained by the referees. JR "My god she wants to maim Trish!" Back from break JR says they were in a hornet's nest between Victoria and Trish. We get shown some of the Superbowl 36 Champion New England Patriots at ringside including Mike Vrabel, Larry Izzo, Marc Edwards, Mike Compton and two others I shockingly can't recognize. We then go to a hidden camera of Terri Runnels bent over a fridge, thanks Dunn. Victoria barges in and Terri says they can get an interview later and calls her crazed. Victoria rips Terri's shirt off and then her skirt.....pointless segment apart from the gratuitous shot of Terri in her underwear.

We go from half-naked Terri to RNN Breaking News.....yippie. Randy Orton says his shoulder now has 32% mobility and its up 2% from last week and he thanks the fans for it. He plugs GetwellRandy@WWE.Com and Orton smiles. Orton and John Cena have turned heel and thankfully for the better.

Cut to Eric Bischoff yelling at a production guy for all the hidden cameras and fires the dude. He goes to leave but HHH and Ric Flair barge in. Eric wants to know what he can do for them. HHH asks where the hell did Shawn Michaels come from and he could jump them at any moment. HHH is sick of worried about Shawn and is sick of his treatment on Raw. HHH bitches about the tag match he's in later and the Elimination Chamber. HHH says he has no idea what an elimination chamber is and Eric says that's the point, no one does. Eric says HHH should be able to handle the Chamber and prove he's that damn good. He says he can avenge the loss at Summerslam if Shawn decides to join the match. HHH says somebody might be influencing Eric and has Ric hit the VCR. Ric shows the Eric and Stephanie kiss and Hunter says "Let me get this straight, I put on a mask and dress like Kane to screw a mannequin but you put on a mask like Vince McMahon to make out with my ex-wife. Who's screwing who?" If only Chris Warren walked in to say "Does anybody know who's sleeping with who?" Finally we cut here and go the ring for the next match.


Match 3

William Regal and Lance Storm vs Tommy Dreamer and Al Snow.

Storm enters in all red tights carrying the Canadian flag with Regal in blue and red carrying the English flag. Storm grabs the mic before the match and says tomorrow is election day and Americans take that freedom for granted. He then gets cut off by a Scott Steiner titantron montage then the faces make their entrance. Dreamer starts with Storm and fires away with right hands as the crowd starts an ECW chant. Dreamer brings Regal in the hard way and rams him into Al's boot. Al tags in and they beat around Storm and Regal but Storm grabs Al's knee and rams it into the apron. Regal takes down Al and tags in Storm. Dreamer gets a USA chant in as Storm works over the left leg. Al can't get the tag so Regal tags in to work over the leg. Regal stretches the left leg and Storm tags in to chopblock Al. Storm covers for a two count then goes back to work. JR says Shawn Michaels will be on later for a chat. The crowd chants USA again and Lance soccer kicks Al's leg. Al rallies back with a right hand and a clothesline then gets the mild tag to Dreamer. Dreamer backdrops both Regal and Storm but a brawl develops. Dreamer hits the Death Valley Driver on Storm but Regal kicks him in the head. Storm rolls on top for 1...2....3 to win the match. Again the heels win a tag team match to put over the fact the babyfaces on Raw are completely useless. The match wasn't bad, just too short to build any drama.


Time of match: 3:35

Winners: Storm and Regal by pinfall



Backstage Shawn Michaels gets some coffee and chats with a production dude. He asks where HHH is and the guy tells him where to look. As Shawn Michaels walks off, Batista walks into camera frame. Apparently this was the compensation from Smackdown for Big Show jumping ship. No longer Deacon Bautista, now its simply Batista. We cut to Stacy Keibler's legs and ass walking up to Test with a post office crate of fan mail. Stacy's marketing plan is working with Test-icle fans. Test isStacy  combing his hair and ignores Stacy bending over directly in front of him. Stacy reads some thirst letters but he ignores her. She finally says "Andrew" (his real name) to get his attention. Test says he doesn't want to do this and sits down. Apparently he's getting a haircut....yay, ripping off Metallica. On to the next match.



Match 4

Batista vs Justin Credible

Its the Raw debut for Batista who JR describes as a monster. Credible looks terrified as Batista bum rushes him to start. Batista heaves Credible across the ring and clotheslines him in the corner. Batista hits a huge elevated slam but the charge in the corner eats boot twice. Credible jumps right into a shoudlerblock and Regal Roll. Batista eats ringpost on a charge and Credible tags him twice with a right hand. Justin shoves him off the ropes and Batista somewhat misses the clothesline. Batista hits the sitdown powerbomb and covers for 1....2...3 to win the match. Batista squashes the former ECW Champion, the sky was the limit for him. This felt right out of 1993 when Credible was PJ Walker.


Time of match: 1:25

Winner: Batista by pinfall


HHH in the back with Flair is sick of waiting for Shawn. He's going to the ring to call him out. Flair says he doesn't know what he has planned. HHH says he'll be in the ring anyway. Back from break here's HHH and Flair for a conference. HHH says Shawn's career ended in Boston so come on out so he can end him permanently. Shawn doesn't come out and HHH says remember to NOT accept the invitation to Elimination Chamber at Survivor Series. HHH says his body won't be able to handle the Chamber and there won't be a next time when he's done with him. HHH says there isn't a damn thing he or anyone else can do about it JR "Well they can beat him." Here's Booker T for a rebuttal. Booker "Tell me you didn't just say that." Booker says he can deal with Shawn later but right now he's got the FIVE TIME WCW CHAMPION to deal with. HHH says he was a five time champion but that was then and this is now. Right now he can't hold HHH's jock. Booker "Is that so? That ain't the way I see it." Booker says he's sick of the world championship around his waist and he's taking it at Survivor Series. HHH says Booker says "You think you run this damn show. Well you don't run Booker T. At Survivor Series don't hate the player, hate The Game. Now can you dig that SUCKAAAAAA.....and here comes Chris Jericho to put in his two Canadian cents. Jericho whines about hearing "sucker" and being called a "sucker" CHRIS JERICHO IS NOT A SUCKER! King "Its sucka, not sucker." JR "He looks like he's wearing Liberace's pajamas." Jericho says he's going to beat HHH and personally guarantees he'll eliminate Booker himself. Jericho says the spinaroonie is stupid and its got nothing on the Juke N Jive. Normally that would look ridiculous but Jericho is so irate that it kind of works. Jericho holds up his index finger and says he's got more talent in his little finger than Booker. JR "That's his index finger" King "Don't be an assclown." JR sarcastically "Ass clown...." Jericho says he and Hunter don't like each other but they're partners tonight and Booker is the sucker now. Jericho says the T in Booker T stands for trap! Right on cue HHH and Jericho attack....ITS A TRAP! Booker fights them off for a second but then its a two on one. Kane runs out to make the save as King says "Run away! Get out of there!"

Back from commercial, Stacy Keibler is marveling at Test's new do and says "I can actually see your testicles growing!" Har de har har....on to the next match.


Match 5

Test (with Stacy Keibler) vs The Hurricane

Gotta feel bad for Hurricane, went from tag team champion and a very entertaining sidekick to Kane to fodder to Test. Test comes out with short hair....yay? Hurricane eats an elbow to start as the announcers immediately ignore the ring to yap about Shawn Michaels. A charge by Test eats boot and Hurricane goes to work on the left arm. Test gas a backdrop blocked by Hurricane but hits a full nelson slam. Tests punches Hurricane into the corner and delivers elbows and boots. Test clobbers Hurricane with a clothesline and does it again in the other corner. King "I'm a big testicle!" This is getting old already. Hurricane sunset flips out of a powerbomb but Test pulls him back up, only to get caught in another sunset flip. Hurricane hits a clothesline and shining wizard before covering for a two count. Hurricane hops on the second rope but misses a crossbody. Test calls for the big boot but misses it and Hurricane goes for the chokeslam. Test elbows out of it and goes for the pump handle slam but Hurricane rolls to the apron. Hurricane snaps Test off the top rope and goes upstairs. Test catches him in mid-air and sets him up for....Cross Rhodes? Yes, years before Cody used it. Test covers for 1..2...3 to win the match. After the match Stacy says he has a big announcement to make. Test goes to leave but Stacy kisses him. He then grabs the mic and says "I love my testicles". Sophomoric humor aside, at least they're trying to do something with Test and Stacy.


Time of match: 3:41

Winner: Test by pinfall


We get a montage of the Elimination Chamber blueprint which doesn't really show much. Still, it gives the fans something to think about and imagine their own designs. Coming up later is the big tag match and we go to commercial. Back from break we get a music video for Chris Jericho set to King Of My World by Saliva. After the match, Jericho is in the back with Christian saying he ain't no sucka. Christian "You ain't not no sucka eitha!" Jericho wants Christian to take Rob Van Dam out of the equation and Christian tells him not to worry about it. Christian says he'll take RVD out and take his place in the Chamber as Jericho calls him a genius because it'll give him an ally to help get him the title. Christian says HE wants to be the champion and they get in a petty squabble with Jericho storming out. Hidden camera footage shows Jericho going over strategy with HHH and Flair. HHH says to watch for Shawn Michaels and Jericho calls him the Has-Been Kid. He says that's their problem, not his. HHH says he'll have Ric at ringside to have their backs. Ric "If Shawn gets involved, he's all mine." Jericho then asks if Eric Bischoff has been giving Stephanie her own 3 minute warning and Hunter just walks away. Shawn Michaels opens a nearby door to show he was listening all along as we cut to commercial. Back from break its on to the next match.


Match 6

Rob Van Dam vs Christian

Christian has his marching orders from Jericho to take out RVD as King imitates Jericho going "ahyayayayya" from earlier. Bell rings and JR gives us the upcoming house show schedule including tomorrow night in Manchester. Christian starts with a headlock but shoulderblocks him down. RVD nips up and dropkicks Christian down. Van Dam clotheslines Christian over the top to the floor then baseball slides him to the mat. Van Dam goes for the second rope moonsault, landing on his feet after Christian moves. Rob suplexes Christian on the barricade but misses the leg drop off the apron. Christian breaks up the count then sends Van Dam into the steel steps. Christian stomps away at Rob then does a mock point taunt. Christian hits a powerslam and covers for a deuce. Christian locks in a chinlock but Rob powers out of it, only to run into a knee to the ribs. Christian covers for a two count and pounds away with right hands. The announcers yap on and on about Shawn Michaels as Christian taunts the crowd. Rob step over heel kicks Christian but trips running the ropes, recovering with a spinning heel kick. Rob monkey flips Christian and splashes him for a near fall. Rob misses a kick and goes flying over the top rope. He quickly goes upstairs and hits a flying crossbody for a two count. Rob kicks Christian down but completely whiffs on rolling thunder. Christian put his knees up but Rob didn't even land on them. Christian covers anyway for a two count and goes for a reverse DDT but Van Dam takes the bump before Christian can get ready. He tries again but Van Dam goes down too quick so Christian sticks his knee out to at least make it look like a backbreaker. Christian covers for a deuce and starts punching away. Christian goes outside to grab a chair and goes to hit Rob with it but Rob rolls out of the way. Referee Charles Robinson grabs the chair and Rob sweeps the leg to drop Christian. Rob sends him into the corner, hits shoulderblocks but runs into a boot. Christian goes upstairs but Van Dam kicks him. Rob backflips off the top rope, hits the second rope dropkick then goes back upstairs. Van Dam hits the 5 star frog splash and covers for 1..2....3 to win the match. Rob had an off night for sure as his timing sucked in this match. Still, the win was to give him at least some momentum going into the elimination chamber.


Time of match: 6:35

Winner: Rob Van Dam by pinfall



Back from commercial here comes Harvard University's own Chris Nowinski for a conference. Chris says he was looking forward to coming back to Boston since he's the only Harvard graduate in WWE history. Chris says the town has gone down the gutter since he left. How can a town with so many institutions of higher learning be so stupid? Nowinski pauses for heat but the crowd doesn't pop. Chris says Harvard grads run this town because their combined brainpower wouldn't generate enough heat to melt Ted Williams' frozen corpse (didn't we get enough corpses the last two weeks?). He says Ted Williams was not a great man, Larry Bird wasn't a great man and Nomar Garcia-whatever was not a great man. I know this is for cheap heat but Ted Williams was a highly decorated World War 2 and Korea fighter pilot. Chris says Einstein and Shakespeare were great man. Chris "And he once said...." and Al Snow's music hits. I burst out laughing when I saw this live because in real time Chris went "And Shakespeare said...." followed by WHAT DOES EVERYBODY WANT!" Al Snow is in wrestling tights as Nowinsky scoffs saying "just ground me dad". Nowinsky challenges Snow but from behind is the returning Maven. Al says someone else is going to take him. Chris turns around right into a Maven clothesline. Maven hits a big dropkick as JR says Maven is back from his injury. Al Snow decks Nowinsky outside as well. Al and Maven shake hands in the ring as JR is confused why he's here. Basically they're trying to hype up Tough Enough 3 by having the previous Tough Enough grads on TV.

We cut backstage to Kane pacing around when Goldust comes up to him. He wants to congratulate him for being Booker's tag team partner. Kane tells him to leave him alone but Goldust says he's banned from ringside. He thinks maybe Kane should loosen up and try some breathing exercises. Kane chokes him against the wall and says  "what do you not understand what I just said?" Booker T walks by to stop Kane. Booker says they're opponents at Survivor Series but tonight they're partners. Booker T says HHH was playing mind games with Kane. "Who has sex with a dead body?" Goldust raises his hand and both Kane & Booker slowly turn their heads to him. "What, I was young and stupid, come on give me a break." Booker says he needs Kane focused and ask him if he digs it. Kane says he can dig that......SUCKAAAAAA. Booker and Goldust approve.

We cut to Shawn Michaels to walks by Triple H's dressing room, looks at it and then continues walking. Finally its time for the main event.


Match 7

Booker T and Kane vs Chris Jericho and Triple H (with Ric Flair)

Flair gets to be at ringside but not Goldust, that's fair right? JR asks how HHH and Jericho can co-exist after feuding for most of 2002. King asks what about Kane & Booker but JR says they hadn't had a big feud yet. Jericho starts with Booker and rams him into the buckle. Booker hits Y2J with a side kick and chops him against the ropes. Booker drops Chris with a back elbow smash then chops him again. Jericho gets the necklock takedown and tags in HHH. Hunter punches away at Booker and taunts him. Booker blocks a punch and fires away with right hands, ducks the line and drops Hunter with a forearm. Booker clotheslines Hunter coming out of the corner and tags in Kane. Hunter tags out to Jericho and Chris punches away at Kane. Kane whips Jericho off and chokebombs him. Kane punches away at Chris and elbows him in the corner. Kane charges but eats boot then Y2J hits the missile dropkick. Jericho covers for two then kicks away at him. Kane hits an elevated slam but gets chopblocked by HHH. Booker gets in to chase off HHH but the ref turns his attention to him. Y2J grabs a chair and whacks Kane in the leg with it with Earl Hebner distracted. HHH starts working on the left leg as the crowd chants "Katie Vick! Katie Vick!".....lovely. Jericho tags in and takes over working the leg until Kane clotheslines him down. HHH tags in and continues to focus on the bad left knee of Kane. HHH locks in the figure four and Jericho reaches in for leverage. Earl Hebner yells at Y2J since he didn't see it and HHH tags Chris in. Kane slams Jericho and crawls toward Booker but HHH tags in to drop an elbow on him. Kane does a double suplex on Jericho & Triple H and Booker calls for the tag. Booker gets the "hot" tag and goes nuts on Jericho and Hunter. Booker dispatches Jericho then hits a sunset flip out of the corner on HHH. Booker cleans house then calls for the spinaroonie. Ric Flair gets decked off the apron and Booker hits the axe kick on HHH. Booker does the spinaroonie and double clotheslines both heels. Booker clotheslines Jericho over the top to the floor and hits the scissors kick on HHH. Booker covers for two before Jericho stops him. Jericho goes for the Walls of Jericho but Kane dives in to take Jericho out to the floor. Jericho sends Kane into the ring steps but Booker accidentally knocks Earl Hebner off the apron. He hits a superkick on Hunter then goes upstairs. Booker misses the top rope dropkick and HHH goes for the pedigree. Shawn Michaels runs in out of nowhere and hits Sweet Chin Music on HHH. Michaels goes out and throws Hebner back in the ring. Booker covers for 1...2....3 to win the match. As much as the fans loved it, once again it shows the only one who can get the upperhand on HHH is Shawn. Booker, Rob Van Dam, Kane, Goldust and everyone else has no chance. Shawn grabs the mic at the entrance way and says he's in for elimination chamber.


Time of match: 10:26

Winners: Kane and Booker by pinfall



Two weeks in a row Shawn Michaels stands tall to end the show. Now that the Katie Vick garbage is over, we can focus back on storylines that aren't embarrassing....for the most part. The tag division is a total mess, Test/Stacy is eye roll inducing and nobody can hang with Triple H straight up besides Shawn Michaels who has wrestled one match since Wrestlemania 14. Still, its all about the elimination chamber....which sucks for the rest of Raw. Other than Trish/Victoria, there's really NOTHING else to look forward to. Now believe it or not, there was another match after Raw went off the air. It was pre-taped to be shown a week later on Super Tuesday. I'll cover that match along with the others when the time comes. The next show after this would be Smackdown taped in Manchester, New Hampshire tomorrow night. Other matches on the card will be for Velocity and Super Tuesday. Either way I'll see you there.