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Sunday, November 17, 2002

WWE Survivor Series 2002 (11/17/02)



WWE Survivor Series
Madison Square Garden
New York City, NY
November 17, 2002


Commentators: Jim Ross, Jerry Lawler, Michael Cole, Tazz

Ring Announcers: Howard Finkel and Tony Chimel


We finally made it to Survivor Series and what a month it has been. We'll start with Smackdown. Jamie Noble finally ran into competition when Billy Kidman beat him two weeks in a row to earn a Cruiserweight title shot. Edge and Rey Mysterio Jr defeated Kurt Angle and Chris Benoit to become the new WWE Tag Team Champions but has to defend them against Angle & Benoit and Los Guerreros in a triple threat tag team match. Finally, Big Show jumped ship to Smackdown and immediately put Undertaker on the shelf by throwing him off the stage the night after No Mercy. He then smashed Brock Lesnar to the point Brock's agent Paul Heyman says Lesnar can't beat him. Big Show goes one on one with Lesnar for the WWE Championship. Now for the Raw side. Spike and Bubba Ray Dudley team with Jeff Hardy against 3 Minute Warning and Rico...kind of a waste of time but there was NOTHING going on Raw apart from the main event which I'll get to in a second. Secondly, we got a Women's Championship hardcore match where the demented Victoria faces Trish Stratus for the title. Finally, Eric Bischoff cooked up a new concept for Survivor Series, the elimination chamber. Triple H must defend his World Heavyweight Championship against five other guys. It was established early that four of the challengers were Kane, Rob Van Dam, Booker T and Chris Jericho. The sixth and final challenger turned out to be the returning Shawn Michaels. HBK is back to active duty and his mission is to keep HHH from winning the match. Let's get started with tonight's show. We start with a video montage before the pyro shoots off. We are shown the elimination chamber in the rafters before a camera crew show The World. On to our first match.



Match 1

The Dudley Boys (Spike and Bubba Ray) and Jeff Hardy vs 3 Minute Warning (Rosey and Jamal) with Rico in a 6 man elimination tables match

Commentators: Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler

3 Minute Warning had been Eric Bischoff's hit squad for months but after No Mercy, they put Spike out of a tag title match and then cost Bubba and Jeff their shot. So now both Dudleys and Jeff get their hands on the Samoans and Rico. The rules are all 3 guys must go through tables and they must leave after being put through one. A pier six brawl starts in the ring but the faces shitcan the heels. Bubba press slams Spike over the top rope but 3 Minute Warning catch him. Jeff hits poetry in motion with the heels just literally standing there. Bubba brings Rico in the ring the hard way and drops him with a back elbow smash. Rico gets an uppercut as the crowd chants for tables. Bubba corners Rico and open hand slaps him in the chest. Spike hits a hurracarana on Jamal and does the wazzuppp headbutt with Bubba. Bubba scoop slams Rico and Jeff does the legdrop off the top rope. Bubba tells Jeff and Spike to get the tables. Bubba sets one up in the corner but gets run over by Rosey with a clothesline. Spike gets dropped face first and Jeff Hardy is backdropped over the top rope to the floor. Rosey grabs Spike and throws him head first into the corner table. Spike moves and Rosey launches himself into the table, but JR points out that it doesn't count if you put yourself through a table. Rosey hits Spike with a broken table and drops Bubba with a spinebuster. Rosey fails to catch Jeff on a flying crossbody but makes up for it with a big splash. Rico kicks away at Bubba as Jamal throws another table in the ring. Rico sets up the table and goes to suplex Spike through a table but Spike blocks it. Rico gets him up but Spike rolls out of it and goes for the acid drop. Both Jamal and Rosey come from behind and catch them. Rosey and Jamal face plant SPIKE DUDLEY through a table so he's out of there. 

The other referees run out to get Spike out of there as Rico barks orders. Rosey and Jamal go upstairs and Rosey moonsaults nothing when Bubba gets up. Jeff shoves Jamal off the top and Bubba shitcans Rico. Jeff hits poetry in motion on Rosey in one corner but gets dropped by Jamal. Rosey throws Jeff over the railing into the crowd. Rico and Jamal double team Bubba inside the ring as Rosey and Jeff brawl to the old Exit sign. Rico kicks Bubba in the temple and Jamal goes for an avalanche, but Bubba pulls Rico in to take the blast. Bubba hits the Bubba Bomb on Jamal then runs out to help Jeff. Bubba sets up a table as Jeff climbs the exit way. Bubba puts ROSEY on the table and Jeff swanton bombs him through the table to even this up.

Jamal and Rico set up a table in the ring and Jamal puts Bubba on it. Rico looks like he's going for a moonsault but Hardy is nowhere to be found, causing Rico to shout loudly "Come on Jeff!" Finally Jeff shakes the top rope to crotch Rico....and there we have one of the staples of early Botchamania. Jamal knocks Jeff off the apron and Bubba hits  back suplex...but Jamal moved the table. Jeff hits whisper in the wind and a dropkick on Jamal then goes outside. Jeff grabs a table and hits Jamal with it. Jeff runs the barricade but Jamal shields himself with the table and Jeff crashes into it. Jim Ross asks if that counts as an elimination but the refs say no. Jamal sets up another table with Jeff on it and go up to the top rope. Inside the ring, Bubba sets up a table but gets knocked down by an elbow smash by Jamal. Jamal goes back up top and hits the big splash through a table to eliminate JEFF HARDY.

By himself, Bubba rallies with Dusty punches on Rico and puts him on a table. Bubba hops to the second rope but Jamal stops him. Jamal rolls Rico off the table and goes for the superplex, but Bubba blocks it. Bubba hits the Bubba Bomb through a table to eliminate JAMAL.

Down to Bubba and Rico, Rico stomps away at Bubba and goes to set up another table. All of a sudden Rosey gets in the ring as referee Jack Doan tells him to scram. Bubba rallies with right hands on Rosey but Rosey recovers with a belly to belly suplex. King tells JR to go down and tell him to leave. Jamal gets back in the ring as well and now its three against one. Jamal sets up for the samoan drop but from out of nowhere D'Von Dudley hits the ring in his old cammo gear. D'Von cleans house of Rosey and Jamal as the crowd goes nuts. D'Von heaves Rosey and Jamal over the top rope then sets up the table. The pop gets progressively louder as RICO walks right into the 3D through a table to end the match. JR "Oh testify!" D'Von revs up the crowd and hugs Bubba, guess the Dudleys are re-united. The match itself was a standard mess but the appearance of D'Von to help Bubba got a huge pop. Good booking.


Time of match: 11:22

Winners: Dudleys and Hardy (Bubba survives)



We cut to The World in Times Square where Stacy Keibler is there saying she's conducting a PR tour of testicles. Stacy then introduces Saliva to perform Alive live....thankfully they show WWE highlights throughout to at least remind us this is supposed to be a wrestling show. I like Saliva and its a good song, but this could have been another match. We cut to Rob Van Dam doing the JCVD split with Michael Cole and Tazz ready for the first Smackdown match.



Match 2

Billy Kidman vs Jamie Noble (with Nidia) for the WWE Cruiserweight Championship

Commentators: Michael Cole and Tazz

Cole points out before the match Noble won the title at King of The Ring and has been virtually unbeatable since (against Cruiserweights anyway). Then two weeks in a row Billy Kidman got the better of him so he gets the title shot tonight. Kidman comes out to his Dollar Store DMX theme for the first time. Bell's gone and Kidman gets a quick schoolboy and a hurricarana. Noble bails to the outside but Kidman throws him inside. Noble kicks away at him first back in the ring then counters a clothesline with a neckbreaker. He covers for two and rams Kidman back first into the corner. Jamie "Get up boyyyy" and he locks in a surfboard. Kidman powers out of it but Noble throws him over the top rope. Tazz says Noble would have something up his sleeve but he's not wearing a shirt. Jamie suicide dives through the second rope onto Kidman then throws him inside. Noble comes off the top but Kidman counters with a dropkick. The camera spots blood on the mat and Tazz says Rico's arm got cut up during the tables match. Kidman hits a back elbow smash and a hiroshi goroshi before covering for a deuce. Noble does a suplex bomb and covers for two as Kidman executes a sit down faceplant. Kidman goes for the 7 Year Itch but Nidia pulls Jamie out of there. Kidman hits a crossbody on Jamie on the floor. Nidia yells at Jamie on the floor as Kidman throws him inside. Slingshot legdrop by Kidman gets 1..2....no. Noble goes for the tiger bomb but Kidman backdrops Jamie out of it. Nidia grabs Billy's leg and he drags her on the apron. She slaps him but that takes him out of the way of a charging Noble who knocks her off the apron. Kidman hits the sky high and covers for 1...2...no. Kidman counters the tiger bomb with a backslide but Noble rolls through it and hits the tiger bomb anyway. The cover gets 1....2.....NOOOO, Kidman kicks out and Jamie can't believe it. Jamie charges in the corner but eats boot and Billy goes to the top rope. Kidman hits an X-Factor from the top rope and covers for 1...2...nope. Noble hits a top rope DDT and covers for 1...2....noooooo. Jamie screams and stomps around only to walk into an enziguiri. Kidman pulls Noble into the corner and goes to the top rope but Nidia stops him. Kidman kicks her off but Jamie punches him. Kidman punches him down and hits the 7 Year Itch, covering for 1...2....3 to win the match. The 5 month reign of Noble is over as Billy Kidman is now the cruiserweight champion. The problem with this match is they didn't sell much so they could do as much shit as possible.....which would be come the standard for the indies over the next 20 years. Wasn't a bad match but not spectacular either.


Time of match: 7:10

Winner: Billy Kidman by pinfall (new Cruiserweight champion)


Backstage Kurt Angle has been watching the monitor and asks Chris Benoit if Kidman can win the Cruiserweight title, they can win the tag titles. Benoit "WHAT? WHAT?" Kurt says they're a team and amigos, busom buddies, friends to the end. Again, how Benoit isn't cracking up I'll never know. Benoit cracks a smile and goes for a handshake. Kurt "I'm not gonna shake your hand, tag team partners don't shake hands, tag team partners gotta hug." Kurt awkwardly hugs Benoit who looks totally confused. Now you see where Batista stole that bit years later. We cut to Chris Jericho preparing in the back before hidden camera footage shows Victoria in a closet getting ready. She asks the mirror who the prettiest diva is and goes crazy because the mirror apparently said Trish. She tears up a cardboard cutout of Trish and we cut to JR and King. JR asks what the hell is wrong with Victoria and King says she hasn't been the same since the house fell on her sister (hahahaha). The women's match is up next apparently. We get a recap of the feud where the storyline was Victoria and Trish Stratus were fitness models together but Trish blocked her from getting her WWE tryout. Victoria went nuts and waited for her chance to get revenge. Wouldn't this make her the babyface?



Match 3

Victoria vs Trish Stratus for the WWE Women's Championship in a hardcore match

Commentators: Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler

Ross says its been two years since the last women's hardcore match and Victoria doesn't wait, she attacks right at the bell. She strangles Trish with her own trench coat then throws her down with it twice. Victoria grabs a broom as JR asks if she's going to ride it. Trish kicks Victoria and monkey flips her with it, but Victoria holds on and chokes her with it. The crowd chants "HLA" as Victoria chokes Trish with the broom on the second rope but Trish pulls her down with it. Trish grabs the trash can lid but Victoria whacks the lid into her face with the broom. Victoria throws Trish into the lid twice and they spill outside. Victoria throws Trish into the garbage can full of weapons then throws her down. Back inside Victoria does a slingshot legdrop and covers for 1..2...nope. Victoria sets up a trash can in the corner but the hole is facing the ring. Trish slingshots Victoria up into it but her head is nowhere near the can so she uses her hands to create the sound. Trish then sets up the trash can on Victoria's face and kicks it of....that shouldn't have hurt either. Trish covers for 1...2...nope. Trish grabs an ironing board and sets it up in the corner. Trish whips Victoria into it and hits a chick kick. She covers for 1...2....no. Trish grabs a singapore cane and waffles Victoria with it. Victoria grabs a trash can lid and SMASHES Trish in the face with it. Victoria heads to the second rope but Trish does Stratusphere only grabbing the lid first. Trish hits Victoria with the lid knocking her to the floor. Trish sends Victoria into the ring steps. Back inside a bloody nose'd Victoria hits a powerbomb then grabs a mirror outside. Back inside Trish ducks the shot and hits another chick kick. The cover gets 1....2...no. Trish gets a cookie sheet but Victoria whacks her with the singapore cane. Trish goes for a bulldog but totally botches it when Victoria's head hits her ribs. She covers anyway for 1...2...no. JR ties to save face by saying she didn't get all of it. Victoria drops Trish face first onto the cane and goes outside for the fire extinguisher. Victoria sprays Trish with it, hits a snap suplex and covers for 1...2....3 to win the match. King "You gotta be kidding me!" Yeah really, Victoria wins the title on a snap suplex? Non-finisher aside, Victoria gets her revenge by beating Trish like she said she would. Sloppy match but that's actually a good thing for a match like this designed to beat the hell out of each other. The demented Victoria is the new women's champion.


Time of match: 7:04

Winner: Victoria by pinfall (new Women's Champion)


We cut to the back where Booker T is getting ready then to Jonathan Coachman. Coach is with Eric Bischoff and asks what we can expect. Bischoff says we're gonna see history and the future and praises himself. Suddenly Big Show walks up and says "hi stranger". Show says it was a big mistake trading him and he's going to walk out of MSG as the new WWE Champion. We cut to Brock Lesnar preparing when Paul Heyman walks in looking sad. Heyman says he's been nervous since Big Show showed up and nothing's been the same since Hell In A Cell. Heyman says he has to put everything behind him and he'll make sure his client leaves as WWE Champion. We get a montage of Big Show and Brock's feud after No Mercy and I've said it a hundred times....this WOULD have been epic if Big Show hadn't been booked as an idiot for a year.



Match 4

Big Show vs Brock Lesnar (with Paul Heyman) for the WWE Championship

Commentators: Michael Cole and Tazz

Cole says Lesnar is the underdog for the first time in his career. Although mid-card title matches are never a good thing for the champion. They go nose to nose right at the start and Show shoves him backwards. The crowd chants "Let's go Lesnar" and Show drives Brock in the corner before hiptossing him out. Show calls for the chokeslam early but Lesnar hits a double leg takedown and punches him. They spill outside and Brock gets rammed into the ring post. Show rolls Brock in and goes for another chokeslam but Brock hits a back suplex. Brock backs Show in the corner with shoulderblocks but is whipped into the corner. Show charges but misses and Brock german suplexes him. Brock goes for the F-5 but Show counters with forearms to the back. Lesnar goes for another takedown but Show moves, causing Lesnar to blast referee Mike Chioda through the ropes to the outside. Lesnar ducks under the big boot and hits the overhead belly to belly suplex. Heyman tosses a chair into the ring and Lesnar picks it up but Show punches the first swing away, only to be cracked in the head with it on the second attempt. Lesnar goes for the F-5 and hits it. He covers with referee Mike Sparks hitting the ring for 1...2....Paul Heyman pulls Sparks out, what the hell? Heyman decks Sparks and Lesnar looks at Heyman angrily. Lesnar chases Heyman into the ring but Brock walks into a steel chair shot to the ribs by Show, then across the back. Show chokeslams Lesnar on the chair as Chioda comes back in. Show covers for 1....2....3 to win the match. We got a new WWE Champion! Heyman celebrates with Big Show as Tazz calls Heyman a scumbag. Cole wants to know why Heyman would turn on Lesnar after being his manager since he came to WWE. Just goes to show you that anything can happen in WWE. Big Show was languishing on Raw while Lesnar was wiping out Hulk Hogan. The Rock and The Undertaker.....and all it took was one month to turn him into a monster again. Short and sweet and for the first time in 3 years, Big Show is WWE Champion.



Time of match: 4:23

Winner: Big Show by pinfall (new WWE Champion)



Show and Heyman hightail it out of there into a limousine in the back as Tazz tells Heyman to watch his back. Cole and Tazz go over what we just saw. A lot of people felt the turn made no sense after Lesnar manhandled Big Show, thus proving to Heyman Brock COULD beat him. The real logic is Heyman is a heel and will always be one, Lesnar turning face pretty much negates Heyman's heat. Brock didn't need him anymore and now Paul can get heat for others. Cole says we've had 3 straight title changes, will their be a fourth? Up next is the triple threat elimination tag match. The storyline is Edge and Rey are the champs but when they're not killing each other, Kurt Angle and Chris Benoit are arguably the most dominant tag team. Then you have Los Guerreros lurking in the shadows. After a video montage, let's get to the match....after we see Al Wilson and Dawn Marie at ring side for god knows what reason.



Match 5

Los Guerreros (Eddie and Chavo Jr) vs Kurt Angle and Chris Benoit vs Edge and Rey Mysterio Jr in a triple threat elimination tag match for the WWE Tag Team Championships

Commentators: Michael Cole & Tazz

Originally this was just a triple threat match but they added in the elimination portion out of nowhere it seems. The Smackdown Six are on full display here and we start with everyone in the ring. Kurt and Eddie jaw at each other with Benoit trash talking Rey Mysterio. Benoit and Rey start it out and Chris chops Rey in the chest twice. Rey hits a hurracarana and a flapjack on Benoit and punches Angle on the apron. Rey hits a drop toe hold in the corner and Edge tags in. Edge and Rey hit a double hiptoss as Edge drops an elbow. Chris chops him in the chest and tags in Angle. Edge cuts him off with a backdrop. Edge hits a flying forearm and Chavo tags himself in when Angle goes flying out of the ring. Edge hits a droptoe hold on Chavo and drops him with a shoulderblock. Edge hits a dropkick and a scoop slam before tagging Rey in. Rey hits a top rope splash and covers for 1...2...nope. Rey hits an armdrag as Cole starts babbling on about Brock Lesnar and Paul Heyman....that's gotta be Vince in his ear telling him to do it randomly in the middle of a tag team title match. You do that shit in the middle of chinlocks, not high flying moves like Chavo hitting a huge face plant on Rey. Eddie tags in with forearms and stomps before taunting the irate crowd. Rey hits an armdrag and monkey flip on Eddie who tags Kurt in. Kurt rallies with right hands on Rey as the crowd chants "Let's go Angle", gotta love MSG. Kurt goes shoulder first into the ring post and Rey goes for a springboard but completely falls on his head. Kurt takes a second to make sure Rey's not dead before stomping away at him. Kurt chokes Rey with his boot as Tazz says the Guerreros are smart for staying on the apron. Kurt hits a suplex and covers for a deuce before hitting a clothesline. Benoit tags in and hits a spinning neckbreaker followed by a back suplex. Benoit covers for a two count as Cole calls the 28 year old Mysterio a "kid"....yeah. Angle tags in and hits a back suplex of his own before covering for a dos. Kurt stomps on Rey before knocking Edge off the apron. Rey counters an Angle Slam with an arm drag but Kurt clotheslines him. Kurt covers for two then tags in Benoit. Benoit hits a running knee to the ribs as Cole blows the ending by saying the Guerreros are gonna wait until one team eliminates the other then pounce on the survivor. Benoit hits a suplex for two then tags in Angle. Angle goes for the front headlock as Eddie taunts from the apron. Rey fights out of it and rolls out of a suplex. They counter each other several times then hits the heel kick. Kurt goes to tag one of the Guerreros but they both drop down. Kurt tags Benoit but Edge gets the hot tag. Edge wipes out both Kurt and Benoit then Eddie and Chavo off the apron. Angle runs into a belly to belly suplex and Chavo gets thrown over the top. Rey hits a hurracarana over the top rope on Eddie leaving Edge in the ring. Edge goes to spear Benoit but Kurt hits a droptoe hold and Benoit locks in the crossface. Kurt has the anklelock on as well but Rey hits the West Coast Pop on Angle then a dropkick to Benoit's back. Chavo pulls Angle out and Rey hits a corkscrew plancha on both of them. Benoit hits a german suplex on Edge but Eddie sunset flips off the top rope onto Edge for the double pin 1...2...nope, everyone kicks out. Benoit rolls over Eddie and heaves him over the top to the floor. Benoit hits three german suplexes on Edge then calls for the top rope headbutt. Benoit goes upstairs but Eddie beats him to the punch by hitting the frog splash on Edge. Eddie covers but Benoit hits the headbutt on Eddie to break up the count....why? Should have just let him finish off Edge THEN hit the headbutt. Kurt hits the Angle Slam on Eddie then pulls the straps down. Benoit slaps the crossface on Edge as Angle has the ankle lock on Eddie. Chavo waffles Benoit with the title belt and throws it to Angle before sliding out of the ring. Benoit gets up and sees Angle holding the belt.....and you thought Eddie came up with that spot? Benoit shoves Angle and Kurt pushes him back then Rey comes off the top with a dropkick to send both guys into each other. Mysterio baseball slides into Chavo then hits a hurracarana. Edge hits a spear on Benoit and covers for 1..2...3 to eliminate Kurt and Benoit.

Kurt hits a german suplex on Edge and Chris hits one on Rey. Benoit hits a back suplex on Chavo and Angle hits an angle slam on Edge. Benoit and Angle yell at each other and still bicker as they leave while Eddie covers Edge in the ring for 1...2...no. Eddie hits a suplex on Edge as Cole's prediction came true, the Guerreros are pouncing on Edge & Rey. Chavo goes to town on Edge before tagging out to Eddie. Eddie locks in a sleeper hold. Chavo tags in who hits a dropkick on Edge before covering for a deuce. Chavo stomps away in the corner then distracts the ref allowing Eddie to choke Edge with the tag rope. Chavo tags in Eddie who hits a back suplex and goes to the front facelock. Eddie tags out to Chavo who continues the onslaught before Eddie tags back in, only for Edge to hit a double flapjack. Rey gets the hot tag and he hits a crossbody followed by a hurracarana on Chavo. He hits the tilt-awhirl backbreaker on Eddie and then sends Chavo into Eddie. Edge spears both men in the corner and Chavo falls out. Rey hits a dropkick on Eddie on the ground then gets launched by Edge onto the top rope for a hurracarana on Eddie from the top. Edge shitcans Chavo again but Edge throws Eddie onto the second rope. Rey hits 619 on Eddie but Chavo hits Rey in the back with the title belt. Edge baseball slides Chavo outside but Eddie locks in El Paso Lasso in the ring. Rey taps and Los Guerreros are the new tag team champions! Two belt shots lead to the new champs being crowned. Damn good match and a good conclusion to "The Smackdown Six" as we know it. There was no way they were keeping Angle & Benoit as a team plus Rey & Edge were better off on their own. The Guerreros just need teams to go against.


Time of match: 19:18

Winners: Los Guerreros by submission (new Tag Team Champions)



Kane is preparing in the back as we've had four title changes tonight, will there be a 5th? Before we get to our main event, here comes Christopher Nowinski for a conference. Nowinski says he's the only Harvard grad in the arena (are you sure?) and New York's street smarts are not the same as real intelligence. Nowinski says the New York Yankees bought their world series titles and the fans aren't intelligent. Nowinski goes on to say they're number 1 in stupidty as Matt Hardy's music hits. Mattitude fact is he keeps the room temperature at a toasty 75 degrees and he drinks low fat chocolate milk. Why is he here? Matt grabs a mic and asks who the hell Chris thinks he is. Matt says New Yorkers aren't stupid, they're classified as losers. Matt "There's a huge difference". He goes on to say he expected to see Mattitude in the building and they're sucking the Mattitude out of him. He's choking worse than the Knicks...hahahaha. He used to think New York was cool but now its full of losers. JR "Where is this going, King?" King "I don't know but can we hurry up and get there." Chris "These people aren't losers, they're too stupid to know any better." Chris "Are you losers or are you stupid?" Matt says New Yorkers are losers and stupid...lupid. Chris and Matt shake hands and raise their arms when Scott Steiner's music hits....THERE'S your payoff. They're going to debut Steiner as a babyface apparently as he walks out in his wrestling gear. Steiner takes his chain mail and sunglasses off as Matt shoves Nowinski forward. Steiner hits the Steiner Line and overhead belly to belly suplexes Matt. He hits a tbone Taz plex on Nowinski and a standard belly to belly suplex. The crowd loudly chants for Steiner as he throws Nowinski over the top to the floor. Steiner overhead press slams Hardy onto Nowinski on the floor. The heels retreat with Steiner standing tall to a loud ovation. Steiner gets on the mic and says to all the freaks in New York City, holla if ya hear him. They do, in fact, holler. Here's the problem, if they cut out the Saliva performance and some of the elimination chamber vignettes they could have had time for a standard match where Steiner beats either of these guys.

JR sends us to Terri Runnells for an interview with Shawn Michaels...or just her ass anyway (nice camera work Dunn). Terri asks if he can win the World Heavyweight Championship and before Shawn can answer we cut to RNN Breaking News. Ha! Nice one. Randy Orton in a Survivor Series t-shirt says he's here at Survivor Series and an extra pillow on his flight caused no further damage to his elbow. Orton says he'll be back in no time. Can we get to the chamber now? Nope, another damn recap vignette set to Always again. We cut to Jonathan Coachman and Triple H (with Ric Flair) and Coach asks what he's thinking. He says in September he was deemed World Heavyweight Champion and in the past 3 months he's beaten everyone. Tonight he will beat all five other guys because he's still the game, still the best, and that damn good. But right now....he's got a first class ticket to hell, and he just wants to know who's coming with him. Here comes Eric Bischoff in the ring to put himself over and go over the rules....again, we already know them. They could have added another match with all this wasted time. Bischoff goes over the chamber dynamics while inside it. Since this was the first time we've seen the chamber, it does look impressive. Its like a combination of Hell in A Cell and Wargames with the chain link fence top and surrounding the ring. Not only that, there's steel areas around the chamber outside of the ropes. Eric finally leaves and FINALLY we get to our main event.



Match 6

Chris Jericho vs Rob Van Dam vs Kane vs Booker T vs Shawn Michaels vs Triple H (with Ric Flair) in an Elimination Chamber match for the World Heavyweight Championship

Commentators: Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler

Saliva performs Jericho's entrance song at The World as he makes his entrance. Shawn Michaels, Kane and Booker T are the other men locked in the individual chambers with Y2J. It's going to be Triple H and Rob Van Dam to start things off. HHH backs him in the corner but Rob reverses it and rallies with right forearms. Rob ducks the line and hits a heel kick then a reverse enziguiri. rob runs into a knee to the face as King asks if Rob pins HHH right here and now. JR explains HHH would have to leave and Rob would wait for the next guy to come out. HHH goes for the pedigree but Rob backdrops him onto the steel ramp. Rob rams HHH into the side of the cage four times. Rob does his RVD taunt as HHH blades already. RVD does a monkey flip to send HHH into the steel ramp and does rolling thunder over the top rope onto HHH on the ramp. The good thing is the cage door is locked and there's no way to get under the ring so Flair can't theoretically interfere. Van Dam flips off Jericho and climbs to the top of Jericho's chamber. Jericho reaches over head to grab his leg. Rob manages to kick Jericho off and somersaults on top of HHH, landing heavily on his left hip. Shawn Michaels from inside his chamber asks if Rob is okay. Rob sends HHH face first into the chamber and Hunter falls into the ring. RVD stomps away at HHH on the corner as the countdown starts.

Chris Jericho is next in the ring but RVD cuts him off with a heel kick. RVD hits a moonsaults and covers for 1...2..no. RVD hits the second rope dropkick on Jericho and clotheslines him over the top rope to the steel. Rob jumps off the top rope but Jericho ducks, causing RVD to catch himself in the cage like Spiderman. He hits a crossbody on Jericho but HHH clotheslines him down. Jericho stomps on Van Dam and hits a back suplex. Jericho slaps Rob who starts to rally with right hands on both men. RVD runs right into a high knee and Jericho hits a standing senton. Jericho covers for 1....2..no. Jericho holds Rob and tells HHH to give him a shot. Hunter punches Rob down and Jericho does a crotch chop to Shawn Michaels. HHH throws Rob over the top rope to the steel. Hunter and Jericho launch Rob back first into the steel. Jericho shouts he's the king of the world and throws Rob to HHH. They throw Rob into the cage three times in a row. JR says Jericho and HHH despise each other but King says they'll do anything to be world champion. Van Dam rolls over Jericho, clotheslines HHH and hits a heel kick to Jericho. HHH hits a DDT on RVD as the countdown starts again.

Booker T hits the ring and cleans out both HHH and Jericho. Book clotheslines Jericho and HHH over the top rope and does a spinaroonie. He and Rob Van Dam slug it out in the center of the ring as JR says the stakes are too high for them to co-exist. Booker drops Rob with the axe kick and covers for 1..2....no. Rob hits the stepover heel kick and covers for 1...2...no. King says Kane and Shawn have the advantage since everyone else is beating each other down. Booker hits another kick and covers for a deuce. HHH punches Book but he counters with a scissors kick. Jericho clotheslines Booker and Van Dam hits a dropkick on Y2J. RVD heads up to the top rope then climbs to the top of an empty chamber. He hits a big splash on HHH but couldn't get the five star due to the cage in the way. Booker from off the top hits a missile dropkick on Rob Van Dam and covers for 1..2.....3 to eliminate ROB VAN DAM Oooh the crowd did NOT like that. Booker covers HHH but the ref was busy was Rob. Earl Hebner counts 1....2..no, HHH got the foot on the trope. Jericho chokes Book on the second rope and chops him. Jericho hits the facebuster but runs into a spinebuster by Booker T. Booker covers Jericho for 1...2...no. The countdown begins again.....

Here comes Kane to drop Booker T with right hands then backdrops Jericho. Kane pounds away on Booker and clotheslines him in the corner. Kane heaves Jericho over the top rope and launches him face first into the cage. Kane then sends Jericho through the glass of an empty chamber. Kane turns his attention to HHH and uppercuts him in the corner. HHH flops down and he's moving very slowly. Apparently Rob's splash caught him right in the throat and he's legit not breathing right. Booker goes for the axe kick on Kane but Jericho low blows him. Booker staggers into the chokeslam by Kane. Kane slugs HHH and Jericho hits the lionsault on Booker. He covers for 1...2.....3 and Jericho eliminates BOOKER T. Crowd didn't like THAT either. Jericho is busted wide open from the glass shot and Kane punches him. Kane heaves Jericho into the ring then punches HHH down again. Kane hits a suplex on Jericho and covers for a deuce. Kane misses an elbow drop as JR wonders if Shawn Michaels thinks he can win. He's the last one in, two guys are already gone and both heels are bleeding. If there's ever a time for him to win, its now. HHH is slammed off the top rope by Kane into the ring and he continues to grab his throat. Yeah Rob hurt him for real. Jericho hits a missile dropkick as the final countdown begins.

Shawn Michaels enters his second match in four years and goes to town on Jericho and then Kane. Shawn backdrops Jericho but gets clotheslined down by Kane. Kane sends Shawn off but Shawn hits a flying forearm. Michaels gets whipped into the tree of woe before he falls. Kane choke bombs Jericho and chokeslams Shawn. Kane chokeslams HHH and Jericho in succession. Rather than cover, Kane signals for a tombstone. Kane grabs HHH but Hunter rolls out of it. Kane walks right into Sweet Chin Music but sits right up. HHH then hits the pedigree on Kane and Jericho hits the lionsault. He covers for 1...2...3 and KANE is gone. We're down to the only 3 guys who had half a chance going into this match. Jericho clotheslines Michaels over the top onto the steel. Jericho sends Shawn into the cage as King says this is Shawn's first Survivor Series since 1997. HHH punches Shawn down as he and Jericho are both bloody messes. Shawn is also bleeding from the forehead as both Jericho and HHH punch the open cut to draw more blood. Jericho jumps on Shawn on the second rope and does the Ali shuffle. HHH sends Shawn over the top rope onto the steel. HHH grates Shawn into the cage like parmesan cheese. Jericho and HHH punch away at Shawn then Jericho taunts him inside the ring. Jericho squeezes Shawn's head and punches it then sends takes him outside. Shawn sends Jericho into the cage and punches HHH down. Shawn clotheslines HHH into the ring then goes for a piledriver on the steel ramp. Jericho backdrops him instead. Back in the ring Shawn ducks the line and drops Hunter with a big forearm. Shawn nips up but hits a bulldog on Shawn. Jericho hits the lionsault and covers for 1.....2...nooooo. Jericho tries again but only gets a two count. Jericho shouts to stay down but a charge in the corner eats boot. Shawn hits a moonsault and covers Jericho for 1.....2....noooo, at the last second Jericho kicked out. Shawn of all people locks in the Walls of Jericho but HHH counters with a ddt. Jericho covers for 1...2...no, HHH pulls Jericho off. Why? Apparently Hunter wanted to do it himself. Jericho and HHH slug it out and Hunter hits Jericho with a hard clothesline. Jericho gets knee lifted and Hunter covers for 1...2...no. King says Shawn can rest with these two beating each other. Jericho jumps off the second rope into a kick. HHH goes for the pedigree but Jericho counters with the Walls of Jericho. Suddenly from out of nowhere Shawn buries Jericho with Sweet Chin Music. Shawn covers Jericho for 1...2....3 and CHRIS JERICHO is history.

We're down to one on one, HHH vs Shawn, just like everyone thought for weeks going in. Shawn and Hunter are bloody messes and they tee off on each other. HHH then lands a spinebuster and covers for 1...2....no. Shawn kicks Triple H in the head but Hunter backdrops Shawn over the top rope onto the steel. Shawn throws HHH into the cage and goes for the pedigree out there. HHH counters with a slingshot through the glass of an empty chamber. HHH pulls Shawn in the ring and covers for 1...2....no. Hunter punches down Shawn and yells to get up. Shawn gets to his feet to slug it out again but Shawn eats a facebuster. HHH clotheslines Shawn over the top rope onto the steel. HHH goes for a pedigree on the steel but Shawn counters with a slingshot into the cage. Shawn clotheslines HHH over the top rope back into the ring. He goes up to the top rope then to the top of an empty chamber. Shawn hits the elbow drop but doesn't cover. He tunes up the band in the corner but HHH kicks him in the ribs. HHH hits the pedigree but takes a long time to cover. Hebner counts 1....2....nooooo, Shawn kicks out. HHH screams at Earl Hebner then turns around to go for another pedigree. Shawn backdrops Hunter and WHAM, hits Sweet Chin Music. Shawn covers for 1...2....3 to win the match and the World Heavyweight Championship. JR shrieks Shawn has won as MSG actually cheers for Shawn six years after booing him out of there. Confetti shoots into the air as Ross screams "Do you believe in miracles? MICHAELS BELIEVED IN HIMSELF AND HE HAS SURVIVED IT!" Future chamber matches would be a little bit more fast paced but this one was the first and can't be compared to what hadn't happened yet. The bottom line was this was all about Shawn vs HHH with four extras and Shawn walked out the champion. Ironically this would be Shawn's last major world championship with eight more years of service to go.


Time of match: 39:12

Winner: Shawn Michaels by pinfall (New World Heavyweight Champion)



This night was one big reset button. D'Von Dudley saving Bubba pretty much reunited the Dudleys on Raw to give them a legit tag team. All five titles that were on the line changed hands and some more shocking than others. Kidman and Victoria winning were mostly for a change of pace but the Guerreros coming out on top pretty much sent Rey, Edge, Benoit and Angle back to singles competition. The big one, no pun intended, was Big Show winning his first WWE title in three years after being booked as an idiot for the last year. Literally during the spring he was a lackey for the nWo then in the summer he was just background fodder on Raw. Now he's the man who ended Brock Lesnar's undefeated streak albeit with help from Paul Heyman. Like I mentioned earlier, Heyman was a heel manager and having Brock as a face wouldn't have worked with him. Finally the elimination chamber was telegraphed from day one this was going to come down to Shawn and Hunter. The only drama was if Jericho would sneak in and steal it like he did the year before at Vengeance beating Austin & The Rock. Then add in the debut of Scott Steiner and we got some new feuds and matches coming up. It'll be interesting to see how Brock Lesnar and Triple H respond to losing. Tomorrow night Raw comes to Bridgeport, CT at the old Harbor Yard Arena. I'll see you there.

Thursday, November 14, 2002

WWE Smackdown (11/14/02)




WWE Smackdown
Nationwide Arena
Columbus, Ohio
November 14, 2002


Commentators: Michael Cole & Tazz

Ring Announcer: Tony Chimel


We're three days away from Survivor Series and pretty much the Smackdown portion of Survivor Series is set. We got Brock Lesnar defending the WWE strap against Big Show, we got a triple threat tag team title match with Edge and Rey Mysterio Jr taking on both Kurt Angle and Chris Benoit and Los Guerreros, and finally Billy Kidman gets a shot at Jamie Noble for the Cruiserweight title. What could possibly happen tonight just days out from the ppv? Let's find out.....after the obligatory dark matches.


Dark Match 1

Chris Kanyon vs Renee Dupree

Kanyon was rehabbing his shoulder injury and he's up against the 18 year old son of Canadian wrestling promoter Emile Dupree. Kanyon takes it with a flatliner.


Winner: Kanyon by pinfall



Dark Match 2

Val Venis and Nova vs Shelton Benjamin and Lance Cade

Wow, where the hell did they dig up Nova? Well if you're gonna have the OVW guys like Benjamin and Cade, may as well have experienced vets in Venis and Nova as opposition. Benjamin pinned Nova to win the match.


Winners: Benjamin and Cade by pinfall



Now let's start the show.....with the montage of "You can't beat the Big Show". Mark "Dorkus Malorkus" Lloyd catches up with Paul Heyman and asks how Brock Lesnar is doing. Heyman says ask about the Undertaker, he hasn't been seen since Big Show threw him off stage. Lesnar has a broken rib and he's been coughing up blood all week. The difference between Lesnar and everyone else is Brock will defend the title anyway. What he WON'T do is show up tonight on Smackdown based on doctor's orders and his own. Big Show walks up behind Heyman and says if Brock shows up, he's calling him out. Cole and Tazz welcome us and say Kurt Angle vs Chris Benoit is tonight's main event. Let's get to the first match.



Match 1

Edge vs Chavo Guerrero Jr

Eddie Guerrero won the triple threat match at Super Tuesday but Edge gets Chavo one on one tonight. Because of Chavo's interference to help Eddie win, both Eddie and Rey Mysterio Jr are barred from ringside. Edge starts with an armbar before Chavo runs into a back elbow. Chavo gets hiptossed, taken down and arm-barred. Cole babbles on about Brock Lesnar but Edge runs into a dropkick. Chavo clotheslines Edge over the top rope to the floor. Edge shoulderblocks Chavo on the apron and flips over the suplex attempt. Edge sends Chavo off the buckle into a flapjack. Edge covers for a deuce as wee see Rey watching from the back. Edge gets backdropped on the apron but gets crotched on the second rope by Chavo. Tazz picks Angle and Benoit to win this Sunday. Chavo clotheslines Edge and covers for a deuce as Cole says also tonight, Eddie takes on Mysterio. Chavo gets in a wristlock but Edge powers out of it. Chavo counters Edge-O-Matic with a back suplex then goes up to the top rope. Chavo flies right into a dropkick by Edge. Edge backdrops Chavo and rallies with a clothesline. Edge hits a forearm and Edge-O-Matic for a two count, Edge slaps and chops Chavo in the corner then punches him down. Edge goes for the spear but misses, eating the second buckle. Chavo hits a spear of his own and covers for 1...2....nope. Chavo boots Edge in the ribs and goes for a sunset flip. Edge counters with a slingshot onto the second rope. Edge blocks the tornado DDT and hits the Edgecution. Edge covers for 1...2...3 to win the match. Damn good effort by both guys with counters and precision. Edge fires the first salvo tonight in the tag title war by beating Chavo.


Time of match: 6:04

Winner: Edge by pinfall


In the back, Dorkus Malorkus asks Rey how he's going to do against Eddie. Rey says he's glad that Edge beat Chavo and he knows Eddie better than anyone. He then stops the interview as Brock Lesnar is coming. Rey asks how his ribs are and Lesnar says he's fine. Malorkus asks how he's doing and Lesnar says to get the hell out of his face. We go to commercial with the fact that Lesnar IS here tonight.

Back from break Al Wilson is reading a bridal magazine when Dawn Marie walks up and kisses him. Dawn says she's a lucky girl and will be Mrs. Al Wilson on their wedding day. She wants Al to invite Torrie to the wedding and she should be one of the first to invite. Al doesn't know if he should but Dawn convinces him to go talk to her.

Cut to Brock Lesnar and Heyman. Heyman is irate that he's even here and Big Show is going to maul him. Heyman says without him, Brock beat Eddie Guerrero but got demolished by Show. They're supposed to be a team but he can't protect him if he doesn't listen to him. Heyman says he hasn't been listening since Hell in A Cell and Brock says yeah, Show did throw him off the apron but Heyman wasn't there. Heyman says Show is too big and too bad and not to engage him. "He's going to rip you limb from limb and there's nothing we can do about it, we're three days away from Survivor Series. Heyman pleads with him to listen to his idea. Naturally we fade to black before we find out what the idea was. Once again, they're trying to set up Hogan/Andre and it would have worked if Show wasn't booked like a jobber for a year. Back from break its on to the next match.



Match 2

John Cena and Matt Hardy vs Rikishi and Tajiri

This week's Mattitude fun fact is Matt was the Fear Factor champion. He also loves guacamole. Cena is still coming out to the generic theme with prototype trunks. Tajiri starts with Hardy and he drops V1 with arm drags but gets shoved down by Matt. Tajiri hits a hurracarana but Matt gets a thumb to the eye. Cena tags in and drops Tajiri with an elbow before covering for a deuce. Hardy tags in and they double team Tajiri in the corner. Cena and Hardy hit a double suplex and Cena covers for two, but Tajiri hits a rolling neckbreaker to make the tag to Rikishi. Rikishi hits a samoan drop on Cena and elbows Matt in the corner. Rikishi whips Hardy into Cena in the corner and Rikishi avalanches them both. Hardy falls out of the ring and Tajiri buzz kicks Cena, knocking him down in the corner. Rikishi goes for the stink face but runs right into side effect. Cena covers for 1...2...nope. Cole starts babbling about Big Show as Hardy beats down Rikishi in the corner. Hardy chokes Rikishi on the second rope then locks in a front headlock. Rikishi backdrops him and Tajiri tags in. Tajiri and Hardy drop each other with a double face plant but Matt's arm is on top of Tajiri for 1...2...3 to win the match. Interesting way to end the match. Matt grabs Cena and celebrates as Cena puts him on his shoulders, hahahaha. Matt gets one over on Rikishi and Tajiri.


Time of match: 3:18

Winners: Cena and Hardy by pinfall


In the back Kurt Angle and Chris Benoit are bickering again. Angle says its all Benoit's fault they lost the titles. Benoit says Angle got pinned twice and wants to know how that happened. Angle says he hates Benoit's guts but loves being a champion. He says he's going to take his aggressions out on Benoit and Chris mocks him for that. Benoit says the last two times they fought, Benoit won. Kurt "You watch your mouth, young man!" (Kurt is actually a year younger than him) Kurt says he's the team captain and Benoit says he apologizes and says he beat the team captain twice. Kurt "Yeah....well I have more teeth than you." Chris "Well I have more hair than you." Benoit says he's 11 times better than him and Kurt says he's an Olympic gold medalist. Chris has no counter for that and says he's going to beat him tonight. Kurt does the finger up to the nose trick and walks off. That was pretty funny.

Back from commercial we get a Scott Steiner is coming vignette and Paul Heyman walking in to Big Show's room. Heyman wants Show not to call out Lesnar because he's too young to understand. Heyman says he himself says he knows he's beaten The Rock, Undertaker and Hulk Hogan in his prime. Heyman says Show broke Brock's rib and asks a professional courtesy to lay off Brock until Survivor Series. Show says that Lesnar has one good thing going for him, Paul. Show says he might not call him out....but maybe he will. Heyman leaves. Again, I like how they're making Show a monster but its a year too late.

Los Guerreros walk up to Edge and Rey Mysterio. Eddie calls them flying squirrels. Eddie says after tonight, they're going to win at Survivor Series. Eddie and Rey insult each other in Spanish and Eddie mocks hiding behind Chavo. Edge says let's go right here, right now. Edge insults Eddie in Spanish as well and we cut here. Back from break its on to the next match.



Match 3

Eddie Guerrero vs Rey Mysterio Jr

The big Halloween Havoc 97 rematch. Bell rings and they circle to start. Eddie and Rey chain wrestle but Eddie gets the chinlock applied. Eddie drops Rey with a shoulderblock but Rey hits a backdrop, dropkick and an armdrag. Eddie fights out of it and hits a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. He covers for two and locks in an arm-bar. Eddie works over the left arm as the crowd chants "Eddie sucks". Eddie stomps away on Rey in the corner but Rey tries to kick his way out. Rey hits a second rope hurracarana then they trade hammerlocks. Rey snap mares Eddie then monkey flips him. He calls for the 619 but Eddie moves to cause Rey to hit referee Brian Hebner instead (hahahahaha). Chavo Guerrero Jr runs down with the ref out and hits Rey with the Gory Special. Edge runs in and chases Chavo out of there. Eddie hits a powerbomb and stacks Mysterio for 1...2...nope. Edge spears Eddie and is knocked outside by Chavo. Edge sends Chavo into the barricade as Hebner tells them both to get lost. The other referees run down to get Chavo and Edge out of there. Eddie runs into a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker of his own by Rey. Rey hits the bronco buster in the corner and goes up to the top rope. Eddie shoves him off the top to the floor and wits. Eddie hits the plancha on Rey and rolls him back inside. Eddie hits a back suplex and goes up to the top rope. Rey runs up and hits a superplex. Rey covers for 1.....2...nope. Rey hits an armdrag but Eddie clotheslines him down. Eddie locks in an arm-bar but Rey fights out of it, only for Eddie to rally with forearms. Eddie puts Rey on the top rope but Rey elbows him off. Rey hits the moonsault and covers for 1...2..no. Eddie catches a second rope moonsault attempt but Rey hits an armdrag out of it. Rey baseball slides Eddie outside and Rey hits a slingshot hilo. Cole says Rey's got a bad knee but Mysterio still hits the springboard legdrop back inside. Rey covers for 1....2...no. Eddie hits a vertical suplex on Rey and taunts the irate crowd. Eddie goes up to the top rope but flips over Rey. Rey hits a heel kick to the chin of Eddie and hits the 619. Rey calls for the West Coast Pop but Eddie stands up, forcing Rey to go to the sunset flip. Eddie rolls out of it and applies the El Paso Lasso, holding the rope for leverage. Rey taps and this one's over. Not as epic as Halloween Havoc but still a damn good match against two guys that have great chemistry.


Time of match: 6:11

Winner: Guerrero by submission



Backstage Al Wilson walks into Torrie Wilson but she blows him off. Al walks into the women's room anyway to talk about it. Torrie says Dawn Marie is using him to get to her. She calls Dawn a conniving, manipulative bitch. Al wants to invite her to the wedding but she can't do it. Torrie says she won't go because he's being played. Torrie says there's no way to say this nicely but there's no fool like an old fool. She's got a point. Back from break, its on to the next match.


Match 4

Billy Kidman vs Jamie Noble (with Nidia)

Non-title match as Kidman gets his title shot at Survivor Series....kind of makes this match pointless. They brawl at the bell and Kidman gets backdropped on the apron. Nidia pulls him off and Noble baseball slides Billy. Noble rolls Kidman inside and covers for a near fall. Noble works the left arm in the corner and dropkicks it. Noble arm drags Kidman and locks in a keylock. Kidman punches his way out of it and flapjacks Jamie. Kidman clotheslines Noble and backdrops him. Kidman hits a dropkick and covers for 1.....2...nope. Kidman sends Noble into the corner but blocks the clothesline, kicks Kidman and hits the tiger bomb. Noble stacks him but Kidman sunset flips for 1...2...no. Noble goes up to the top but Kidman dropkicks him. Noble rolls over Kidman and goes for the Razor's Edge. Kidman rolls out of it and hits a modified Sky High. He drags Noble to the corner and goes upstairs. Nidia distracts the ref so Noble can punch Kidman. Noble hits a top rope superplex but Kidman rolls over on top for 1...2.....3 to win the match. Kidman gets Noble two weeks in a row, will the third time be a charm this Sunday? Decent crash style match and it puts over that Kidman has Noble's number right now.


Time of match: 3:17

Winner: Kidman by pinfall


 
Back to Dawn Marie who walks up to Al Wilson. Al is distraught about his "little angel" and she doesn't want to go to the wedding. Dawn comes on to him an says they're going to be just fine. They hug and she grins evily. They gave this crap THREE segments. We cut to Heyman and Lesnar and Paul says everything is going to be ok. Heyman says he looked the neanderthal right in the eye and not to call him out. Paul says Show was smart enough to listen to him and was intimidated by Paul's intelligence. Paul says to pack his bag and leave because they're all set. Brock says he's not leaving and he asks if Paul convinced Show not to call him out. Lesnar says he'll call HIM out. Heyman goes nuts as we go back to ringside for Tazz to shill the new video game Smackdown Shut Your Mouth. One of my favorite games as a teenager. 

On to the main event....and Angle grabs a mic before the match. He apologizes to his fans for being too predictable. He says he's beaten Edge, Chris Benoit, Rey Mysterio and the Guerreros so many times its become a blur. He says he's better in the ring than everyone, better athlete than Benoit, better looking than Edge, can speak English unlike the Guerreros and been through puberty unlike Rey Mysterio. He says he doesn't need Benoit, he can win the belts all alone. Los Guerreros then walk out with a mic to mock him. Eddie says Kurt is full of it and Eddie pinned Angle 1-2-3. Suddenly Edge and Rey Mysterio walk out with mics too. Edge says Kurt has lost his hair and mind because Edge beat Kurt for the belts. Rey "Hi Kurt!" Edge says the only predictable thing about Kurt is that he sucks. Kurt says he's got more talent in his little finger than all four of them combined. He knows why they're out there, they want to scout him and learn from him. Kurt says to have a seat because he's going to win the next match. He calls out Benoit as the others back away from the ramp.


Match 5

Kurt Angle vs Chris Benoit

Angle and Benoit blame each other for dropping the tag belts so they're going to take their frustrations out on each other with the other two teams watching. Bell rings and Chris gets a headlock to start.Kurt gets a doubleleg takedown but Chris rolls out of it. Chris drops Kurt with a shoulderblock but Angle ducks the line to hit a german suplex. He taunts the Guerreros but Chris uses the distraction to punch away at Kurt. Kurt still hits an overhead belly to belly suplex and once again taunts Eddie. Benoit punches Kurt and drops him with a back elbow smash. Chris covers for a deuce, hits a sidebackbreaker and covers for another two count. Chris sends Kurt into the corner then rams his head into the buckle. Chris and Kurt slug it out before Chris whips Kurt into the corner. Chris drops him with a clothesline to the back of the head and Benoit gets out of the ring to talk trash to Edge and Rey. Kurt jumps off the apron but Benoit gets a punch to the ribs. Benoit sends Angle into Rey and Edge, cleaning them out. Chris throws Benoit in and rolls back in himself. Edge wants in the ring but Rey holds him back. Benoit hits two german suplexes but Kurt blocks the third. Kurt three of his own and covers for 1...2..nooo. Kurt again taunts the Guerreros and pulls his singlet straps down. Angle goes for the Angle Slam but Chris rolls out of it and hits the crossface. Kurt grabs the legs and reverses it into the ankle lock. They roll to the corner but Benoit kicks Kurt off. Angle hits the Angle Slam and taunts the Guerreros one more time. Kurt actually locks in the El Paso Lasso to mock them and says this hold sucks. Eddie runs in and is immediately thrown over the top rope into Edge and Rey outside. Edge, Rey and the Guerreros brawl on the floor as Benoit hits a german suplex that sends Kurt flying. Then the four outside brawl into the ring and referee Mike Chioda calls for the bell. Edge sends Eddie over the top rope then Rey locks the ankle lock on Kurt with Edge joining him. Edge cuts off Benoit and puts the crossface on him but the Guerreros attack. Eddie and Chavo dump Edge and Rey but Eddie runs into the ankle lock. Benoit locks in the crossface on Edge and the refs get in the ring to break it up. This one's over....and its too bad because the match was good.


Time of match: 6:30

Winner: No one (no contest)


After the match Angle and Benoit go nose to nose and Kurt says enough. Kurt extends his hand and Chris shakes it. Kurt wants a hug and Benoit looks confused. Kurt gives him a hug and the crowd laughs. How Chris isn't laughing his ass off is beyond me. 

Backstage Heyman is trying to talk Brock out of going to the ring but Big Show looks like he's heading out there as well. Back from commercial, Tazz says Lawler didn't get Scott Steiner on Confidential, he did. Cole then runs down the card including a new match, Goldust and Hurricane vs William Regal and Lance Storm which will take place on Sunday Night Heat.

Here comes Lesnar to call out Big Show. He throws the WWE Championship down and removes his shirt. His ribs are all taped up and he grabs the mic. Lesnar says face him in the middle of the ring one on one. The crowd cheers as Heyman tries to talk Lesnar out of it. Heyman grabs the mic but Lesnar tells him to shut up much to the crowd's delight. Lesnar "Big Show, if you don't get out here. That's alright, I'll just drag your ass out." Show's music hits and here he comes. Lesnar cuts him off and sends him immediately into the steel steps, cutting Show's forearm by accident. Lesnar grabs a chair and bashes Show in the head twice then kicks away at him. Lesnar hits Show in the back twice and Show is busted wide open, that was no accident. Lesnar grabs the title belt and clocks Show with it. Show is laid out as Cole says "The giant has been slain tonight. Maybe Paul Heyman was wrong, maybe he CAN beat the Big Show." We go to a replay of what just happened as the crowd cheers Lesnar. If this was supposed to be a face turn for Brock, it worked.

We sign off with Lesnar standing tall. The sad part was the good matches on the card were cut short due to the storyline feuds. The triple threat tag match overshadowed almost the entire show except for Torrie/Dan/Al and Show/Lesnar. The fact they gave Torrie, Dawn and Al three segments is inexcusable. Still, we got our stories heading into Survivor Series. Lesnar evened the playing field a little bit to show he's not intimidated by the giant. Angle and Benoit are going to try to co-exist to win the triple threat tag match and Billy Kidman has Jamie Noble's number right now. We still got some business before Survivor Series in the form of a Saturday double shot for house shows. Raw will be in Reading, Pennsylvania this Saturday. I'll see you there.

Thursday, October 31, 2002

WWE Smackdown (10/31/02)


Happy Halloween everyone, we are 17 days out from Survivor Series and Smackdown is on a hot streak in terms of in ring brilliance. Kurt Angle vs Chris Benoit has been a pleasure to watch and we also have WWE Champion Brock Lesnar facing a new threat, the 500 pound Big Show. Benoit and Angle on their own are draws but they're the tag champs with Los Guerreros gunning for them. Unfortunately we still have the dumb Al Wilson story but we're about to get the debut of a company altering gimmick, but I won't spoil what it is here in the intro. Let's get to the event.


Van Andel Arena
Grand Rapids, Michigan
October 31, 2002

Commentators: Michael Cole & Tazz


We open the show with a costume party in catering. Faarooq is dressed as a pimp with Eddie Guerrero as Zorro and Chavo Guerrero Jr in a poncho & sombrero holding dynamite....not that any of this is racist or anything. Eddie says he's going to take out Kurt Angle tonight and they leave. Tajiri is dressed as a 70's disco dancer with Shannon Moore as Satan. Rey Mysterio Jr is dressed in normal gear as Stephanie McMahon walks in dressed as a witch....thought she was supposed to be in a costume? Anyway, she says tonight's main event will be a non-title match between Brock Lesnar and Rey Mysterio Jr. Rey celebrates with everyone in the room as we head to ringside. Tazz says tonight there will be  a Trick Or Treat match between Dawn Marie and Torrie Wilson in a pool of chocolate milk. Divas era everyone.....but in better news, we also got Kurt Angle vs Eddie Guerrero, that's more like it. Let's get to our first match.


Match 1

Edge vs Chris Benoit

Tazz holds up the latest edition of WWE Magazine with Edge on the cover as Edge makes his entrance. Benoit is half of the tag champs and Edge needs a big win to set himself up as a contender to Lesnar. Bell's gone and they circle to start.  They lock up with various takedowns with Edge taking over with an arm-bar. Cole asks how Edge can outwrestle Benoit and Tazz answers to stay ahead of him. Benoit goes to down with knees and stomps in the corner then applies a headlock takeover. Edge sends Benoit off but eats a shoulderblock but drops Benoit with a knee to the ribs. Edge delivers a stomachbreaker then puts the boots to Chris. Edge shoulderblocks Chris in the corner but Benoit chops him. Edge continues to work over Chris but Benoit takes over in the other corner as Cole mentions Big Show will take on Rikishi as well. Edge sends Benoit sternum first into the corner but the cover only gets a deuce. Edge throws Benoit through the ropes to the outside then follows him. Edge drops Chris chest first onto the barricade then throws him back in. Edge covers for a deuce then goes to the chinlock. Cole brings up Scott Steiner is coming to WWE and there's a bidding war between Raw and Smackdown. Sidenote, not to get ahead of anything, but there could have been an Evolution style stable on Smackdown with Angle, Shelton Benjamin, Charlie Haas and Scott Steiner. All four of them were great collegiate wrestlers with Steiner representing the past, Angle the present and Haas & Benjamin as the future. Back to live action, Edge slingshot suplexes Benoit on the top rope to the outside but Chris blocks a baseball slide and starts attacking the left shoulder. Benoit dropkicks Edge into the ring steps before tossing him inside. Benoit covers for a one count with Edge grabbing the bottom rope and Chris continues to work over the left arm. Edge powers out of it but Chris floors Edge with a running elbow. Chris sends Edge shoulder first into the ringpost and executes a back suplex. A cover gets two and Chris stomps away on him. Benoit sends Edge off who runs into a drop-toe hold. Benoit dropkicks the shoulder and does a snap suplex. The cover gets one as Chris stalks Edge in the corner, kicking away. Chris sends Edge into the corner who falls down, Chris dropping a leg on Edge for good measure. Corner chops from Benoit has the crowd gooing wooo but a charge eats elbow. Edge hops on the second rope but Chris stops him with right hands. Benoit goes for a superplex but Edge blocks it and does Edge-O-Matic off the second rope (!!!). We cut to commercial and when we come back Edge goes upstairs but misses a dropkick. Benoit goes for the crossface but Edge makes it to the ropes. They show during the commercial break Edge hit a spear to knock Benoit to the floor. Benoit does three straight German suplexes then gives the sign for the diving headbutt. Benoit goes up to the top but Edge rolls out of the way at the last second. Benoit goes back to the chops but Edge throws him off the turnbuckle and hits Edge-O-Matic for 1....2..nope, Chris kicked out. Edge counters a headlock with a facebuster but the cover only gets two. Edge chops Chris then drops Benoit face first onto the mat. Edge calls for the spear but Benoit counters it into the Crippler Crossface. Edge rolls through but Benoit hangs on and has Edge in the center of the ring. Edge somehow grabs referee Brian Hebner and all of a sudden Kurt Angle runs to ringside. Benoit abandons the hold and yells at him on the floor. Edge does a baseball slide that sends Benoit into Angle on the floor. Edge goes upstairs and does a flying clothesline that takes out Angle. Benoit throws Edge inside but runs right into the SPEAR! The cover gets 1....2.....3 and that's it. Great opener to start the night. Even though it took an Angle run in to get it done, Edge still gets a victory over Benoit to give Edge some shine while highlighting the ongoing feud between Angle & Benoit. Angle walks off smiling at the irate Benoit as we cut here.


Time of match: 12:21

Winner: Edge by pinfall


We go back to the costume party with John Cena dressed as Vanilla Ice freestyle rapping.....and yes, THIS is where it started. The story goes Cena was floundering as a generic heel and Stephanie herself caught Cena rapping on the bus in London while they were there for Rebellion. She suggested he do it on TV and here we are. Billy Kidman dressed as the Phantom of The Opera is not impressed but Chuck Palumbo dressed as a native american loves it. Torrie Wilson dressed as Xena walks by Tajiri who freaks out and walks away....haha. Tajiri spots someone dressed as Marilyn Monroe and its Mae Young. Fabulous Moolah is dressed as Wilma Flinstone and they grab Tajiri, whisking him away. Al Wilson walks in dressed as a 50's greaser (which the actor may have been back then) with Dawn Marie as a slutty cop. Tazz and Cole laugh at Wilson and Dawn as folks in the arena crowd are dressed as various wrestlers. We got to a replay after commercial of Angle costing Benoit his match. Back to the party, Torrie is confronting Al and Dawn when an irate Benoit storms in looking for Kurt Angle. He storms past a guy in a Ghostface outfit from Scream who doesn't know where Kurt is and Funaki dressed as Superman. After Benoit leaves, the Scream guy unmasks to be Kurt himself. 

Camera cuts to Brock Lesnar walking down the hall as someone dressed as a caveman asks who he's supposed to be. Lesnar says "The WWE champion, that's who I'm supposed to be." That shows you a face turn is coming because heel Brock would smash the guy against the wall. He walks into the dressing room where Paul Heyman is waiting. Heyman gives him a speech about how Joe Frazier and Muhammad Ali were never the same after Thrilla In Manilla and he's afraid Lesnar and Undertaker aren't the same after Hell In A Cell. Heyman is terrified Lesnar can't beat Big Show in his current state. Heyman says Brock won't like hearing it but that's why he's his manager. They're definitely setting up Big Show as a threat, thank god. Onto the next match.


Match 2

Big Show vs Rikishi

This match stems from the previous week where Big Show made his Smackdown brand debut wiping out Rikishi and Matt Hardy. Big Show is dressed in black dress pants and a black t-shirt which would essentially be his new look moving forward. Rikishi attacks at the bell and superkicks him twice, the second sends Show through the ropes to the outside. Rikishi gets thrown into the ring post outside and chops his chest. Show throws Rikishi in the ring and drops a series of elbows. Show headbutts Rikishi and he actually sells it, THATS respect. Show turns Rikishi inside out with a clothesline and covers for 1...2...nope. Show rips off the middle and top rope turnbuckle pads then Rikishi into the exposed steel before avalanching him. Show picks up Rikishi like a feather and does a Bulldog powerslam. Cole asks if Show can manhandle Lesnar like this but also asks how Lesnar can beat him. Show hits the big chokeslam and covers for 1...2....3 to win the match. Cole says Show made a statement by squashing Rikishi and hard to argue that. This is how Show should have been booked for years. Rikishi is no pushover and Show smashed him.


Time of match: 2:28

Winner: Big Show by pinfall


Show grabs the mic after the match and says what he did to Rikishi is only a taste of what's in store for Brock Lesnar at Survivor Series. Show calls out Lesnar and say face him right here, right now. Lesnar goes to confront Show but Heyman tells him not to go out there. We cut to commercial and when we come back, Show is holding Smackdown hostage until Lesnar comes out. Show has a replay of Taker getting wiped out last week put on the titantron. He then goes on a rant that Lesnar can't beat him, everyone knows it including his manager. Hm.....how would he know that? Show says his own real name and Lesnar can't beat him. Finally Lesnar hits the ring as Cole asks why he's coming out. Lesnar looks up at Big Show and Show really towers over him. Lesnar snatches the mic and calls him a giant piece of shit (bleeped out of course). Show smiles at Brock, grabs the mic, exits the ring and says he's been advised not to fight him. Hmmm, wonder who could have advised him? Show says he's done something to The Undertaker that's never been done before and he says he's going to do the same for Lesnar later tonight. Show leaves as we cut right to Torrie Wilson bent over in a Xena outfir=t right in view of the camera, just like Stacy Keibler on Raw. Guess the milk pool match is next....ugh.



Match 3

Dawn Marie vs Torrie Wilson in a Trick or Treat Match

Bunch of cakes at poolside so you know someone's face is going in one. Tazz shills X-Box & Godzilla Destroy All Monsters and Cole shills JVC's Tower of Power as Torrie makes her entrance pool side. Tazz and Cole go ga-ga. Right on cue, Torrie throws one of the cakes in Dawn's face to start the "match". Torrie throws another one and they start wrestling each other on the table. Torrie spears Dawn into the pool and they roll around in it. Torrie pulls the referee in there as Torrie somehow suplexes Dawn in the pool. Torrie strips Dawn to her underwear with Dawn screaming. Dawn and Torrie exchange chops as they roll all over referee Mike Sparks. Torrie chops Dawn who trips and falls out of the pool. Torrie splashes her and covers for 1...2....3 to end this disaster. Torrie grabs ring announcer Tony Chimmel and throws him into the pool. Why? Ask Vince. In terms of a "match", it was just an excuse for women to take their clothes off so Vince could get off on it. We'd have about 10 years to go until this kind of thing stopped, oh joy.


Time of match: 1:51

Winner: Torrie Wilson by pinfall


Back to the party, Kidman is taking jello shots with Moolah and Mae still holding Tajiri hostage. The lights go out and come back on with Matt Hardy coming in playing his own song on a boom box. He says this place needs Mattitude and Hardy chastises Tajiri for flirting with Moolah & Mae. Hardy slaps the wig off Tajiri's head as Mae says he can't do that to her boyfriend. Tajiri "BOYFRIEND??" Matt says he'll send him back after he suffers a twist of fate. Mae then kisses Tajiri who looks disgusted. Just like with throwing Chimmel into the pool, most of the time Vince had people humiliated because he himself thought it was funny. After commercial Nidia and Jamie Noble are dressed as each other (hahaha) and they bob for apples before bumping into Stephanie. A-Train is dressed in a toga next to Eddie and Chavo who start hitting on Stephanie. Ah yes, everyone has to call Stephanie hot on camera....she was Dixie Carter before Dixie. Eddie says after he beats Angle, they want a tag title shot. Stephanie says she'll think about it, just go. Eddie and Chavo leave as Cena comes up and freestyles again to which Stephanie says to speak normally. Cena says Vince himself is waiting for Stephanie in her office. Back to ringside.



Match 4

Matt Hardy vs Tajiri

Matt comes out with "Matt always got more Halloween candy than his brother" as his graphic. Poor Jeff. Cole says Raw this Monday night will be held at the Fleet Center in Boston with Smackdown Your Vote taking place at noon at Northeastern University. Bell's gone and they tie up to start. Matt hits an armdrag and starts celebrating. They exchange go-behinds before Tajiri gets the side headlock. Hardy gets the top wristlock but Tajiri takes Hardy down twice much to Matt's chagrin. Cole says we have Eddie vs Angle still to come and Brock vs Mysterio. Hardy gets a quick two count on Tajiri and celebrates that he was this close to winning...only to eat a kick to the head. Tajiri sends Matt outside and nails him with an asai moonsault. Tajiri throws Matt inside and flips over him just to run into the side effect. Matt covers for a deuce and Matt starts beating Tajiri around. Matt chops Tajiri in the corner but Tajiri chops out of it only to get met with an eye-rake. Matt drops Tajiri throat first on the top rope then does a standing elbow slam. Hardy gets a neck lock on as Cole says you might not like Matt's attitude but you have to respect his ability. Hardy drops Tajiri with an elbow and leg drops him. Matt scoop slams Tajiri then hops on the second rope. He goes for the leg drop but misses it as Tajiri rolls out of the way. Tajiri and Matt exchange punches when Tajiri dropkicks him in the face then covers for a deuce. Tajiri hits the springboard elbow then kicks Matt in the back of the head. He covers for 1...2...nope. Tajiri counters a charge in the corner with a tarantula but Matt counters with an overhead suplex. He stacks him up for 1...2..no. Matt punches Tajiri but Tajiri counters with another tarantuula then sets up for the buzz kick. Tajiri misses but Matt kicks him, going for the Twist of Fate. Tajiri blocks the first attempt but not the second as Matt lands it. He covers for 1...2...3 and Matt wins it. Good match and its cementing Matt's V1 character as a young, top heel. Let's see if Matt can run with this.


Time of match: 7:38

Winner: Matt Hardy by pinfall


Back to Stephanie's office, a man in a Vince McMahon mask says its good to see her. Its not Vince, its Eric Bischoff in disguise. Bischoff says he's signing Scott Steiner and removes his mask. Stephanie goes to slap him but he blocks it and forcefully kisses her. Can't say she didn't deserve it after trying to strike him for no reason. Then she gets into it, pulling him on top of her and they break it off looking at each other awkwardly. Bischoff leaves and that whole segment definitely REEKS of Vince having a laugh. This reminds me of when Kurt kissed Stephanie and nothing came of it, just like this was never mentioned again. Thankfully Eddie Guerrero vs Kurt Angle is next.



Match 5

Eddie Guerrero vs Kurt Angle

These two can definitely have a great match so hopefully this delivers. The implications are the Guerreros want a tag title shot and Benoit & Angle are the champs. Kurt already cost Benoit his match earlier that night so you know Chris will be making an appearance at some point. Eddie comes out in really bright green tights and the bell rings. They circle to start and Angle takes down Eddie a few times, can't outwrestle an Olympian Eddie. Crowd chants "Eddie sucks" as this is a heel program for sure. Angle starts with a headlock and he drops Eddie with a shoulderblock before hiptossing Eddie. Kurt picks up Eddie and heaves him across the ring before Eddie bails outside in a rage. Guess Angle is the defacto face in this one which works just fine. Guerrero gets mad and starts punching and kicking away at Angle. The crowd chants for Angle as Kurt rallies with a clothesline and a back elbow smash. Kurt ducks the line and nails Eddie with a flying forearm. He covers for a deuce but Eddie drop toe holds him into the corner then delivers a back suplex. Eddie chokes Kurt with his boot and goes to town with forearms while holding on to Kurt's singlet. Eddie locks in a front headlock with a "Let's go Angle" chant in the crowd. Cole hypes up Lesnar vs Mysterio as Angle powers out of the hold then gets nailed with a shoulderblock. Eddie goes back to the chinlock as Angle uses the crowd's chanting to make it to his feet. Kurt catches Eddie with a powerslam but Guerrero dropkicks Angle's knee. Eddie chokes him with his boot in the corner again with Brian Hebner yelling at him. Eddie continues to choke Angle and Kurt makes it to the outside. Eddie suplexes Kurt from the apron back inside then covers for a deuce. Eddie goes back to the chinlock then turns it into a head scissors. Eddie uses the ropes for leverage but Angle somehow slips out of it and tries for the ankle lock. Eddie rolls through and snap mares Kurt before dropkicking the back of the neck. Eddie pounds away at Kurt and taunts the crowd with Hebner yelling at him again. Eddie goes for a german suplex but Kurt slips it and hits one of his own, sending Eddie flying. Kurt and Eddie exchange right hands and Angle rallies with clotheslines and a back bodydrop. Kurt ducks the line and goes for another german but Eddie blocks it. Kurt does the overhead suplex and covers for 1...2....nope, foot on the rope. Kurt comes out of the corner and Eddie kicks him before going for a suplex. Kurt slips it and does the three German suplex combo that Benoit used earlier. Kurt covers for a deuce and pulls down the straps, uh oh! Kurt goes for the Angle Slam but Eddie counters into a cradle for 1..2....nooooo! Angle charges but eats elbow and Guerrero nails a jumping tornado ddt off the second rope then covers for 1...2....NOOOOOO, just got the shoulder up. Eddie goes for the Lasso From El Paso and Angle looks like he's about to tap but counters, slipping a roll into the ankle lock. Guerrero reaches the ropes and Kurt goes for another German suplex but Eddie grabs the ref and mule kicks Kurt in the gonads. Eddie lands a vertical suplex then goes for the frog splash. Kurt brilliantly then shoves Hebner into Guerrero who crotches himself. Tazz "He's the third man in the ring, might as well use him, what the hell?" Chavo runs down to the ring and Kurt knocks him off the apron. He runs up the ropes to nail Eddie with a superplex when Chris Benoit comes out of nowhere to nail Angle with the tag title belt. Eddie hits the frog splash and covers for 1...2....3....Eddie wins it. Wow, last week it was Angle the heel and Benoit the face and now its the other way around. Eddie goes to hug Benoit for helping him and Chris waffles him with the belt. Chris gets out of the ring and drops Chavo with the belt for good measure. Chris gets the last laugh after a damn good match between Angle and Guerrero. We go to the replay with all this mayhem and Guerrero gets the duke. The feud between Angle and Benoit is not over and the Guerreros are the ones benefiting for sure.


Time of match: 13:20

Winner: Guerrero by pinfall


After commercial break we're back at the party where its Kurt's turn to cause a ruckus. Kurt bitches about what happened to him then heaves Shannon Moore over a table. He spots another guy in a Ghostface mask and rips it off revealing...Brother Love?? The hell is he doing here? Love says "I loveeeeee you" and Kurt's face is priceless. Chris then attacks Kurt from behind and they brawl all over the room. Chris breaks a stool over Kurt's chest then applies the crossface. Where the hell is Stephanie? Kurt rolls through and applies the ankle lock. Chris kicks him off and grabs a beer bottle. Angle hits the angle slam to Chris through a table but not before Benoit breaks the bottle over his head. Both men are out and Cole sends us to our last break. These two are going to settle this eventually, right? On to the main event.



Match 6

Rey Mysterio Jr vs Brock Lesnar (with Paul Heyman)

This is a non-title match, which is dumb since Rey essentially has nothing to gain and Lesnar has nothing to lose. Cole hypes up Lesnar vs Show for the WWE title and wonders if he can beat the monster. The sad part is they're making Show about to be very dangerous when he was just a big goofus on Raw for about a year. Still, at least they're doing something noteworthy with Big Show for once. Lesnar hops up on the apron but Mysterio slides under the rope underneath him to start the match. Lesnar chases Rey around the ring but Rey hops up on the ropes as Lesnar slides in. Rey drops a leg but Brock barely sells it. Brock grabs Rey and heaves him into the corner but Rey moves out of the way of the charge. Brock chases Rey outside who runs around and appears to hide behind the steps. Lesnar kicks the steps but there's nobody there. Rey appears from under the ring, climbs up to the top and hits  west coast pop to the floor. Brock pops up unfazed and stalks Rey as Cole wonders how Rey could do anything to him. Lesnar catches Rey in a powerbomb position and heaves him into the ring post. Lesnar throws Rey inside as Cole asks how Brock can match Big Show. Brock picks Rey up on his shoulders and slams him face first onto the mat. Brock taunts Mysterio and heaves him over his head to the other side of the ring. Tazz says Lesnar is toying with Rey and is overmatched. Lesnar shoulderblocks Rey in the corner and charges but eats ringpost. Rey rallies with a series of dropkicks that sends Lesnar into the ropes. Rey goes for the 619 but Big Show appears out of nowhere and catches Rey in mid-air causing the disqualification. Big Show then heaves Rey 10 rows deep into the crowd Spike Dudley style but Lesnar shoulderblocks Show into the ringpost. Brock tries to whip Show into the other post but Show blocks it and rams Lesnar into the post instead. Show then chokeslams Lesnar through the announce table as Cole asks if this is a preview of Survivor Series. Show smiles at his work as we go to the replay of Show heaving Rey into the crowd then laying out Lesnar. Show screams to just give him the belt as Tazz says this is Heyman's worst nightmare. The show ends with Big Show saying Lesnar's run is over. Sad part was that was a hell of a crash style, cat and mouse match between the monstrous Lesnar and diminutive Rey. Somewhere down the line Rey and Brock would meet again and pretty much Rey vs Show as well. Take away Big Show's interference and this was definitely a match that needs to be seen again.


Time of match: 4:00

Winner: Mysterio by disqualification


This entire show was basically the greatness of the "Smackdown Six" smattered around Vince McMahon's vile humor. Inside the ring you had a great Edge vs Benoit match, a great Angle vs Guerrero match, a passable Tajiri vs Matt Hardy match and what was shaping up to be a great cat and mouse match with Brock vs Rey. The downside was Dawn Marie and Torrie but that's a long winded rant about the state of women's wrestling for another time. Sad part was this show isn't even remembered for the great matches or even the Dawn/Torrie antics....no. This was famous for the birth of the doctor of thuganomics John Cena. The gimmick that would launch his career and never look back. Hard to believe that even with Smackdown as great as it was with the Guerreros, Benoit, Angle, Edge, Mysterio, Brock and Tajiri that John Cena's potential hadn't been tappped yet....until now. In terms of current events, Benoit vs Angle is still dominating the shows and Big Show is the biggest threat to Lesnar metaphorically and literally. The drama is Brock is still run down from Hell in A Cell and still has to face a motivated 7 foot giant, can he do it? We'll find out soon enough. The next show would be the November 2nd edition of Velocity so I'll see you there.

Thursday, October 24, 2002

WWE Smackdown (10/24/02)



WWE SMACKDOWN
OCTOBER 25, 2002
THE PYRAMID
MEMPHIS, TENNESSEE


Commentators: Michael Cole and Tazz

Ring Announcer: Tony Chimel


The fallout from No Mercy is going to be interesting, unfortunately we won't get a reprieve from stupid storylines because while the Katie Vick garbage was going on during Raw, we had the annoying Al Wilson angle going on Smackdown. Still, Smackdown was the superior show and we got some big news. Brock Lesnar is still the WWE champion after beating The Undertaker, Jamie Noble is still the cruiserweight champion, Kurt Angle and Chris Benoit are your new WWE Tag Team champions and Big Show just got traded. Let's see how the road to Survivor Series starts from the Smackdown side. After the intro, Michael Cole hypes up tonight's main event of a number 1 contender's tag match between Edge and Rey Mysterio and Los Guerreros plus an appearance by Brock Lesnar. Let's get to our first match.



Match 1

Matt Hardy vs Rikishi

This match stems from last week when Torrie Wilson faked giving Matt a stinkface much to Matt's delight, only for Rikishi to deliver one much to Matt's chagrin. Matt wears the gray cargo pants and throws his V1 tshirt at Rikishi. Rikishi wipes his ass with it and Matt attacks with forearms to the back.  Matt hits a big clothesline off the top rope and covers for a deuce. Tazz says Matt needs to put this away early as Cole brings up the trade that was made between Raw and Smackdown as Hardy hits a neckbreaker. Rikishi counters with a Samoan drop and a superkick. Rikishi avalanches Matt in the corner. Matt falls down as Rikishi goes for the stinkface. Matt hits a lowblow but Rikishi elbow him. Matt goes for twist of fate but gets countered into the Rikishi Driver. Rikishi covers for 1...2....3 to end the match. Short and sweet and the crowd's happy with the result. After the match Rikishi puts on a fedora hat and dances, that was pretty funny.


Time of match: 3:22

Winner: Rikishi by pinfall


After the match Big Show appears out of nowhere and lays waste to Rikishi. Like I said in my Raw editorial, Big Show got a huge babyface pop for wiping out 3 Minute Warning and Rico. He was traded to Smackdown and clearly he's going to be booked as a monster heel moving forward. Show chokeslams Rikishi with relative ease and grabs a microphone. Show says "My name is the Big Show. I'm 7 foot tall, 500 pounds" like we didn't know that already? Show says he's here to make an impact and there's not one guy in the back that can measure up to him. Show says he's the biggest, baddest man in the universe and he's here to prove it. He challenges WWE champion Brock Lesnar and calls him a coward. Heel vs heel doesn't really draw so someone's turning face, but who? Let's go to commercial.
  When we get back, a battered Lesnar arrives with Paul Heyman as we go back to the ring with Stephanie McMahon in the ring next to a giant trophy. She says she made the right decision to trade for the Big Show and the trophy is for the new WWE tag team champions. She brings out Kurt Angle who shakes her hand before raising the huge trophy. She brings out Chris Benoit next who stares at Kurt parading around with the trophy. Angle says she was right to force him to put aside his differences with Benoit to singlehandedly lead his team to victory at No Mercy. Angle mocks Benoit calling himself the captain and the trophy will be placed next to his accolades at home, oh its true. Benoit says to leave the ego in the back and HE was the reason they won. He says that if Stephanie didn't put the stipulation that they had to co-exist or else he would have kicked the hell out of his Olympic ass. Kurt calls him toothless aggression and he won the match. Benoit says take his hands off the trophy or he'll be eating it. They play tug of war with the trophy until they bash Stephanie with it accidentally. Kurt helps her up and says "You see what you did?" Stephanie slaps Kurt and Benoit laughs at him. Then she slaps Chris as well, who snaps his head back (he did that years earlier). Stephanie calls them children and says they're going to go one on one and the winner keeps the now broken trophy. Michael Cole on commentary says we got a number 1 contenders match for the tag belts and the tag champs will be fighting each other. Tazz laughs as Benoit and Angle walk off arguing. We come back from commercial with our next bout.



Match 2

Tajiri vs Jamie Noble (with Nidia) for the WWE Crusierweight Championship

Noble comes out dressed like Elvis and Tazz makes a Stacker 2 reference. Cole hypes up the bikini contest this Saturday between Torrie Wilson and Nidia on Velocity which was now on TNN. Jamie grabs a mic and says he's gonna give the greatest Elvis impersonation ever and says "Thank you, thank you very much" but Tajiri comes out to interrupt the nonsense. Tazz asks if Tajiri has any clue who Elvis is as Yoshihiro hits the ring. Tajiri ducks under a clothesline before the bell even rings and hits a springboard elbow to knock Noble's wig off. Tajiri kicks Noble all over and puts the sunglasses on before he dances like Elvis. Tajiri ditches the sunglasses and continues to kick Noble. Tajiri eats a boot but counters by putting Jamie into the tree of woe. He baseball slides Noble but Jamie gets up and gets a thumb to the eye. Tajiri goes for the tarantula but Noble blocks it and pushes Yoshihiro on the apron. Nidia grabs his leg so Tajiri drops down to confront her. Tajiri goes for a roundhouse kick but she ducks and he kicks the pole. Tajiri hobbles into the ring and Noble does the smart thing and go after the left leg. Noble finally sheds the Elvis jacket and does a one legged atomic drop but Tajiri counters into a sunset flip for 1...2...no.  Cole on commentary asks who Stephanie traded to Raw for Big Show as Jamie mocks Tajiri only to get a roundhouse kick to the dome. Tajiri face plants Noble but both men can't get up. Noble recovers and goes for his tiger bomb but Tajiri counters. Nidia hops up on the apron to distract Tajiri but he moves out of the way causing Noble to nearly knock her off. Tajiri ends up kicking Noble who crashes into Nidia. Tajiri goes for the rolling prawn for 1....2...nope. Noble goes for the rolling prawn and bridges Bob Backlund style with Nidia holding on for leverage 1...2....3, Noble wins it. Noble falls outside and Cole says Nidia was the deciding factor.


Time of match: 3:50

Winner: Noble by pinfall (still Cruiserweight champion)


We go to Cole and Tazz at ringside and Tazz has the Elvis wig on with Cole looking totally disgusted. They hype up tonight's main event with Edge & Rey Mysterio vs Los Guerreros with the winners getting a tag title shot at Angle & Benoit. Speaking of which, they battle each other. Before we go to commercial we got Dawn Marie with her cleavage hanging out looking for Torrie Wilson. She asks Jan the makeup lady where she is....I know where this is going and its not good. When we're back from commercial Dawn says Torrie was the better woman at No Mercy and apologizes for hurting her family. She says she's going to break things off the next time she sees Al Wilson. Torrie says "sure" and walks off with Dawn looking devious. Meanwhile Los Guerreros catch up with Kurt Angle who's brandishing a chair. Eddie stirs the pot by saying Benoit is going to break Angle's neck and Angle is mad. We show Eddie and Rey heading to the ring as we go to commercial again. When we get back, its match time.



Match 3

Edge & Rey Mysterio Jr vs Los Guerreros (Eddie & Chavo)

Eddie and Chavo aren't billed as Los Guerreros yet and they come out to Eddie's Latino Heat theme. The bells gone and Edge starts with Chavo. Edge shoulderblocks Chavo and covers for 1 before taking him down with an armdrag. Chavo counters with shots to Edge but eats an armdrag. Chavo kicks out at 1 but Edge snapmares Chavo. Another cover goes nowhere but Chavo goes on the offensive only to ne hit with a spinning wheel kick. Rey tags in who lunches Edge into Chavo before dropping Eddie off the apron with a forearm. Edge throws Rey into a bronco buster on Chavo but Guerrero counters a springboard moonsault with knees to the ribs. Eddie tags in and Rey head scissors Chavo with Edge hitting one on Chavo to knock them outside. Rey planchas ontop of both men but they catch him and use his legs as momentum after avoiding a baseball slide to knock Edge down outside. Back inside Eddie drops Rey and puts the boots to him in the corner. Chavo tags in and they doubleteam Rey in the corner. Eddie chokes Rey with the tag rope before the ref catches him. Chavo hits a lariat and covers for 1...2..nope. Eddie tags in and Chavo holds him for a springboard but Eddie just gets in the ring. Eddie delivers a big backbreaker and covers for a deuce. Eddie puts the boots to Rey but Rey counters with a back bodydrop. Eddie goes to drop Edge but Edge clotheslines him from the apron. The distraction still works as Eddie isolates Rey and delivers a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker before Chavo tags in. Chavo whips Rey sternum first into the corner but Mysterio rolls Chavo and dropkicks him in the back. Eddie tags in to stop Rey but eats a kick to the face. Edge gets the hot tag and cleans house of both Guerreros. An Edge-o-matic on Chavo gets a 2 count but Rey backdrops Eddie out of the ring. Chavo misses a tackle and lands on the ropes. Rey goes for the 619 but Eddie catches him outside and throws him to the ground. Back inside Edge hits the spear on Chavo and covers for 1...2...nope, Eddie breaks up the count. Rey finally scissors Eddie out of the rings and hits the 619 on Chavo. Edge holds Chavo up and a they hit a doubleteam move on him. Edge covers but Eddie springboard sommersaults on top of the Edge to break up the count.  Chavo covers but Rey springboard legdrops him, moving Edge on top of Chavo. Eddie outside gloats but doesn't see who's on top for 1....2.....3 to win it. Eddie turns around and freaks out laughably. Mysterio & Edge are the number one contenders for Angle & Benoit's tag titles.



Time of match: 7:11

Winners: Mysterio & Edge by pinfall


After the match we see The Undertaker hobbling around who tells some staff member he wants Brock Lesnar in the ring. After the commercial we see a highlight package of No Mercy with Paul Heyman narrating an evil promo saying Taker is the old phenom and Lesnar is the new phenom after Hell In A Cell. Taker hobbles to the ring with a cast on his arm and calls out Lesnar to face him like a man. Paul Heyman walks out instead saying Lesnar beat The Rock and retired Hulk Hogan before beating Taker in his own game. Heyman says Lesnar won't be coming out but right on cue Brock comes out, pushes Heyman aside, rips his shirt off, then hits the ring. Taker says people told him if his hand wasn't broke he would have beaten Brock and its been on his mind. Taker says that's no excuse and Lesnar beat him fair and square. He says five years earlier things would have been different and he would have won anyway. Taker says on Sunday it did matter and there's no excuse, then says Lesnar will face criticism for bringing his personal life into it. Taker then says that's been his M.O. for 12 years so he respects Brock for that. He says he's faced and beat the best and Brock was the best on Sunday. Taker goes to leave and Brock stops him, asking for the mic. Brock says "About Sara, it was supposed to be about business. I needed an edge" and he leaves. That's basically Brock saying sorry without actually saying so. Heyman gives him the business up the ramp as Cole and Tazz discuss Taker and Lesnar put their careers on the line. Taker says cut the music and says there's one last thing that's been on his mind. He says "after 12 years".....but is cut off by Big Show who storms to the ring. Show runs him down for saying Lesnar had his number and saying he's responsible for Hell in A Cell. Cole asks what he's talking about and Show takes credit for turning Taker into a broken down hasbeen. Taker says if that's true he'd rather be a broken down hasbeen then a giant that never was. Taker leaves but Show teases attacking him. Taker keeps turning around and Show insists he's just leaving. Taker backs Show down and Show leaves first. Taker raises his fist and salutes the crowd. Show finally ambushes Taker and press slams him off the ramp through a table below. Great booking to establish Big Show as top heel on Smackdown after rotting on Raw for the last year. Taker is stretchered off with Arn Anderson, Sgt Slaughter, Johnny Ace, Dean Malenko and Stephanie McMahon directing traffic. When we get back from commercial Edge & Rey Mysterio come out to check on him too. Stephanie yells at the EMT's to be careful with him but Taker rips the neckbrace off and rolls off the stretcher. Taker wants to walk out on his own power despite Arn Anderson protests. Taker just puts his arms around some referees and walks out as we go to commercial again. Back from commercial, Dawn runs into Funaki and tells Al Wilson to go see Torrie down the hall. Al walks down the hall and Dawn catches him first. Dawn says its best to just say goodbye and she kisses his cheek. Dawn then says out of the very few men she's been with which gets a sarcastic jeer from the crowd, he's been the best. Al grabs her and they make out passionately. Oh that would bring a tear to a glass eye as we get to out next match.



Match 4

Billy Kidman vs John Cena

This match stems from last week where the now heel Cena cheated to beat Kidman. Cole says Survivor Series tickets have gone on sale as Cena comes out with the Prototype trunks. The match starts with Cena extending a handshake that Kidman refuses. Kidman ducks under a clothesline and rolls him up for a deuce. Kidman hits an enziguri then bails to the outside. Cena catches Kidman mid-air and slams him against the post. Cena throws him back inside and covers for 1...2...nope. Cena sends Kidman back first into the corner then lands a right hand. Kidman rallies with right hands of his own but eats a spinebuster out of the corner. Cena covers for 1....2...no. Cole hypes up Tough Enough 3 premiering after the show as Kidman hits a headscissors. Cena charges in the corner but eats boot. Kidman hits a top rope back elbow smash and covers for 1...2...nope. Cena catches Kidman who spins around into a hurracarana. Kidman rolls Cena and holds the rope for 1....2....3 to win the match, turnabout is fair play. Cena whines to referee Jimmy Korderas and when Kidman taps his shoulder, Cena snaps and attacks Kidman. He throws him to the outside and sends him into the ring steps. Cole calls him a baby as Cena smiles at his work. 


Time of match: 2:44

Winner: Kidman by pinfall


After the match Dorkus Malorkus catches up with Brock Lesnar and asks him about Big Show's challenge. Lesnar asks if Funaki has the night off and jokes that he and Funaki go way back. Lesnar says if Big Show wants a title shot, he can ask him face to face. We go to commercial and when we get back we get highlights of Benoit and Angle celebrating their win at No Mercy. Los Guerreros come up to Benoit and Guerrero is sporting a black eye, guess Rey or Edge got him good. Eddie wants to be friends with Benoit again and Chris sees right through him and asks what he really wants. Eddie says just his friendship and Benoit says he knows what they said to Kurt about Chris beating the daylights out of Kurt......and says he could be right about it. Cut to Big Show walking down the hall as Cole goes "Hasn't he caused enough problems tonight?" Show storms into Brock's locker room and confronts Paul Heyman also sporting injuries sustained from Hell in A Cell. Heyman cuts a promo begging Show not to confront Lesnar when Brock shoves Heyman out of the way and tells Big Show he's got his title shot. Guess we're getting Show vs Lesnar eventually. On to the main event.



Match 5

Chris Benoit vs Kurt Angle

The bad blood from the past month boils over as we go to a highlight of Stephanie slapping Chris & Kurt to set up the match. Kurt carries the trophy to the ring that's just missing a single bar. Cole asks if Stephanie made the right decision to have this match. Cole says Benoit owns a victory over Kurt at Unforgiven as Kurt starts with a takedown and they exchange a series of sit outs, rides and go-behinds.  Kurt picks the ankle and they continue to amateur wrestle with Kurt getting the upper hand. Chris counters with an elbow to the head and stomps Kurt in the corner. Benoit drops Angle with a double elbow smash before ramming him into the buckle. Benoit chops Angle in the corner a few times but Kurt counters with a left arm clothesline. Kurt stomps Benoit and hits a snap suplex but the cover only gets a two. Kurt eats another chop but counters with right hands and stomps. Kurt stands on Benoit in the corner then delivers a back suplex. A cover only gets two as Cole calls Kurt a surgeon in the ring. Kurt chops Benoit in the corner then whips him into the corner. A charge eats boot and but Angle backdrops Benoit. Chris returns the favor with his own back drop then Chris does his Hat Trick German Suplex combo but Angle counters the third one to deliver three of his own. Kurt covers for 1....2...nope. Kurt jumps up and down demanding Chris get up and Angle goes for the Angle Slam but Chris counters with an overhead German suplex. Benoit gives the signal for the flying headbutt and goes upstairs. Tazz says Kurt's on the wrong side of the ring and Benoit still lands it anyway. Benoit stacks up Kurt but Kurt kicks out at two only for Chris to roll into the Crippler Crossface. Kurt makes it to the rope but Chris pulls him back and rolls into another crossface. Angle then reverses into the Angle Lock but Chris kicks him off. Kurt runs into an inside cradle for a two count but Chris walks into the Angle Slam. Kurt covers for 1...2.....nooooo! Kurt locks in the Angle Lock again but Chris reverses it into another crossface. Angle rolls out of it but runs into a left arm clothesline. Benoit goes upstairs for another headbutt but Angle runs up the ropes and hits a top rope belly to belly suplex. He covers for 1...2...noooooo! Kurt pulls the strap off his singlet when Eddie Guerrero hits the ring to distract the ref allowing Chavo to come in and waffle Kurt with the belt. Chavo puts Benoit on top and bails as the ref turns around for 1....2.....3 and Benoit wins it. Chavo and Eddie celebrate outside and hope the guardrail for a hasty retreat. Benoit looks confused but Angle sneaks up and Angle Slams him. Kurt grabs the trophy and smashes it as Tazz says if he can't have it, no one can. Kurt grabs some of the broken pieces and leaves as Cole asks how they're going to co-exist moving forward. Damn good match that ended with interference, setting up yet another Guerreros/Benoit & Angle showdown in the future.


Time of match: 8:15

Winner: Benoit by pinfall


Pretty good show and it got a lot done. Big Show established himself as instant top heel with Lesnar moving into a tweener role. Big Show throwing Taker off the stage writes him off TV so he can be with his newborn. Benoit & Angle can't get along to save their lives and they have a rematch with Rey Mysterio and Edge in the future with the Guerreros lurking in the shadows. Unfortunately we still have the Dawn Marie & The Wilsons angle but Tajiri is in hot pursuit of the Cruiserweight strap. All in all Smackdown looks to be in pretty good hands moving forward as we head toward Survivor Series. Tomorrow night we got a house show in Topeka, Kansas. I'll see you there.