Sunday, August 25, 2002

WWE Summerslam 2002 (8/25/02)


We've made it to Summerslam, after a month of buildup and a tour of Australia, a lot has happened since Vengeance. The showdowns are the monster match between The Rock and Brock Lesnar for the big one, but also the return of Shawn Michaels after a 4 year layoff to face his former best friend HHH. We also got the American pay per view debut of the high flying Rey Mysterio along with great stars such as Rob Vam Dam, Kurt Angle, Chris Benoit and Chris Jericho. The general manager storyline was beginning to take shape and a lot of other things I'll cover as we move on, let's get to the action.

AUGUST 25, 2002
NASSAU COLISEUM
UNIONDALE, NY


Match 1

Kurt Angle vs Rey Mysterio Jr

Commentators: Michael Cole and Tazz

   The Rey Mysterio era began at Global Warning for anyone following my reviews, but this is the big match for him on the national level. Before we get started Vince finally figured out a way to incorporate the announce teams by having Cole and Tazz call the Smackdown matches and JR and Lawler call the Raw matches. Rey's music hits but he's not making his entrance, but then we see Rey on the apron behind Angle and he hits a springboard hurracurrana on Kurt to kick off the ppv. Rey ducks under a clothesline and hits a head scissors, monkey flip and a dropkick. Kurt rolls through a dropkick and turns it into an ankle-lock before Rey makes it to the ropes. Rey still in ankle-lock position backflips out of it then floors Kurt with a drop-toe hold into the ropes, but Rey missed the 6-1-9. Kurt pulls Rey out for the first breather since everything I typed has been non-stop. Back inside Kurt puts the boots to Mysterio then hits a back suplex. Kurt puts his head down and pays for it as Mysterio kicks him between the eyes and Kurt turns a sit-down bulldog into a german suplex.....sick spot. Kurt tries to ride Rey freestyle but Mysterio makes it to the ropes and scales to the top as Angle tries to beat him down. Rey hits a surprising sunset flip for a 2 count before Angle nearly takes Mysterio's head off with a clothesline. The cover gets 2 as Kurt hits a backbreaker and covers for another near fall. Kurt chokes Rey on the second rope as the crowd chants Angle Sucks so Kurt pounds away at Mysterio in the corner. Mysterio flies into a head scissors.....but Kurt stops mid-air and turns it into a side suplex, nice. Kurt covers for 1...2... and no. Kurt applies a half-crab Lion Tamer style. (The Lion Tamer was when Jericho would put his knee behind the head of his opponent after applying the crab part, but Vince told him not to do that for some reason and Walls of Jericho is basically an elevated boston crab without the knee, whereas the original Tamer looked a lot more painful) Rey inexplicably turns the crab into an inside cradle for a 2 but Kurt slows the pace down again with another hard clothesline. Michael Cole brings up the pinfall Rey scored over Angle on a recent Smackdown to set this match up as Kurt puts the boots to Rey. Rey hits a jawbreaker and a series of forearms then goes for the sunset flip. Kurt drops down but Rey bridges out of it then runs into an overhead suplex....ouch! Kurt pulls the straps down but Rey counters the Angle-Slam attempt with an arm drag. Kurt charges but Mysterio pulls the top rope down and Angle goes flying. Kurt staggers on the apron where Mysterio baseball slides him back to the ground, then goes for a high flying tactic but referee Jimmy Korderas stops him. Jimmy puts his head through the ropes so Rey front flips over the ref onto Angle below....nice acrobatics. Rey rolls Kurt in then hits a springboard legdrop from the apron over the top rope onto the back of Angle's head. Rey covers for 1........2....noooooo. Rey bounces off the corner but Kurt catches him on his shoulders then electric chair drops him before hitting the ankle-lock. Rey counters and Kurt ends up on the second rope where Mysterio executes the 6-1-9. Rey hits the West Coast Pop for 1...2....NOOOOO, wow Kurt got the shoulder up. Rey hits a spinning wheel kick to the chin then goes upstairs but Kurt ducks under the plancha. Kurt's on the second rope so Rey hops on the second rope and dropkicks him. Rey goes upstairs behind Kurt and tries the hurracarana but Kurt either botches the flip or decides not to sell it and locks in the ankle-lock. Rey nearly makes it to the ropes before Kurt pulls Rey back to the middle and Mysterio finally taps to end the match. That was an AWESOME opener, no rest holds, just high impact action and mat wrestling, all any grumpy fan could ask for.

Time of Match: 9:20

Winner: Kurt Angle by submission

 The next segment is Stephanie McMahon in the hallway talking to a PR guy about how great Smackdown is, then goes into the GENERAL MANAGER'S office where Eric Bischoff is sitting on the couch. Stephanie asks what the hell he's doing there and Eric nonchalantly tells her its both their office for the evening since they're on neutral ground. They taunt each other over which brand is better and they sit and watch the ppv as we send things to JR and The King. They hype up the upcoming Raw matches but not before Lawler calls Summerslam "Smackdown" for a second.


Match 2

Chris Jericho vs "Nature Boy" Ric Flair

Commentators: Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler

  Jericho's been on a losing streak ever since Wrestlemania and apparently scoring a win over the ancient Ric Flair is the best remedy for it. They show highlights on Raw how Ric Flair attacked Jericho with a trash can before Jericho returned the favor later on the evening. Jericho later on has a Fozzy concert that Flair breaks up and destroys the set, setting up this encounter. Ross says this is Flair's first Summerslam and he's partially right as he was only referred to by name at Summerslam 91 and only did a run-in at Summerslam 92. Jericho backs Ric up in the corner and Ric slaps him hard....then struts. Ric hits a go-behind takedown for a near fall then struts again. Jericho fires away at Ric in the corner then backdrops him 5 feet in the air, then clotheslines the Nature Boy. Chris hits a back suplex then says he's the king of the world, but can't find the elbow. Ric chops away then throws Y2J over the top....where Jericho skins the cat back in the ring. Chris charges but runs into another chop and then is met with rights in the corner. Jericho returns the favor before whipping Flair into the corner where he BOTCHES HIS OWN FLAIR FLIP. Jericho has to improvise so he clotheslines him over the top to the floor instead. Jericho pulls back the padding on the security wall and drops Flair throat first onto the exposed steel. Jericho goes upstairs and axehandles Flair who staggers into the camera-man. Chris throws Ric back inside and knocks him down with a series of right hands then does the Ali shuffle. Ric blocks a right hand then chops Jericho into the corner but the charge eats elbow. Jericho goes upstairs and hits a missile dropkick then covers for 1...2..nope, got the shoulder up. Chris unhooks one of the top turnbuckles and as referee Charles Robinson tries to re-hook it, Jericho strangles Ric with some of his own wrist-tape. They trade blows before Jericho chokes Ric on the second rope then jumps on him. Jericho hits a snap suplex as Jim Ross brings up Flair's 1975 plane crash which almost ended his career. Jericho goes upstairs but Flair cuts him off with chops then throws him off the top. Flair catches his wind in the corner where Y2J charges but goes shoulder first into the ring-post. Flair hits another series of chops then a backdrop and finishes with a back suplex for a 2 count. Flair goes for a vertical suplex but Chris rolls out of it, schoolboys Ric then goes for the Walls of Jericho. Flair turns the Walls into an inside cradle for 1...2....nooooooo. Jericho clotheslines Flair then chops him in the corner, finishing with the one arm facebuster. Jericho misses the lionsault so Flair chops him some more. Flair goes for the Walls of Jericho but Y2J counters with the figure four....they switched brains or something. Flair does his part by selling the move like he's in a chinese torture chamber before tapping out to end the match. What's that you say, its not over? Oh lookie here, while Flair was tapping his hand was on the second rope and referee Charles Robinson (a former Flair stooge in WCW storylines) noticed it then negates the tap. Jericho shoves Robinson then puts the boots to Ric before setting him up for another jump....which he crotches himself on the second rope after he misses. Flair chops Chris into the ref who goes down allowing flair to hit a low blow on Y2J, then puts him in the figure four. Jericho wails in pain the TAPS OUT and we have a winner.  Flair hobbles around the ring as Lawler can't believe what we just saw. We go to the instant replay which shows Ric's hand on the second rope before tapping meaning Robinson made the correct call. Yeesh, the first undisputed champion has now lost his last 6 consecutive ppv matches including his Global Warning match with Edge. No wonder the company went downhill so damn quick this year, terrible writing like that does it every time. Don't get me wrong the match was ok but jobbing out Jericho like this is dumb when you need important heels as much as strong faces.


Time of match: 10:30

Winner: Ric Flair by submission

   The next segment is a commercial for Hulk Still Rules, which is ironic given Hogan was about to miss the next 5 1/2 months due to injury but we'll get to that later. Meanwhile back in Lesnar's locker-room, Paul Heyman basically says exactly what I just typed saying how they released the DVD in memorium because Hulkamania's dead. He then hypes up the showdown between Brock and Rock saying The Next Big Thing has arrived. Let's go back to Cole and Tazz.


Match 3

Eddie Guerrero vs Edge

Commentators: Michael Cole and Tazz

   Apparently when Eddie had jumped to Smackdown, he began feuding with Edge. Michael Cole calls Edge "the future of Smackdown" which I laugh considering he'd only be on Smackdown another 6 months before the neck injury went down. They start out with go-behinds before Guerrero runs into a flapjack before engaging in more chain wrestling. Edge tries to suplex Eddie over the top to the floor but Guerrero catches himself on the apron and snaps Edge off the top rope. Back inside Guerrero puts the boots to Edge before ducking under a leapfrog and monkey flipping about 7 feet across the ring. Edge hits a powerslam for a near fall before tying him in the ropes Andre the Giant style. Edge hits the spear and goes for a second but this time Eddie moves causing Edge to fly out of the ring. Eddie goes for something outside but Edge shoves him away selling a shoulder injury. It looks like Edge legitimately hurt himself until Eddie pounces and rams him shoulder first into the steel steps, yeah its a work. Cole tells us he injured it in a cage match with Kurt Angle earlier in the month so Eddie goes right to work on it. Eddie hits a series of moves to the left arm before hopping up to the top rope, then executes a jumping arm breaker from off the top (ouch). Eddie covers for a near fall then applies a rest hold as Cole brings up Tazz's neck injury back in his ECW days during downtime. Eddie hits a crossface chickenwing as Cole brings up how Eddie and Chris Benoit jumped to Smackdown from Raw. Edge actually does the "fade then revive" routine then hits a snapmare but Eddie takes Edge down and applies a Fujiwara armbar. Eddie hits a back suplex then applies a top wristlock as some yahoo on a cell phone waves to the camera....I get enough of that during Red Sox games, I don't need to see that BS here. Guerrero runs into a powerslam and into a series of clotheslines before Eddie whacks Edge with an elbow to the face. Edge executes a facebuster and covers for a near-fall before finally hitting the suplex to the floor he tried earlier. Edge goes upstairs and flies onto Guerrero which from a kayfabe standpoint is beyond idiotic since he's selling a shoulder injury. Back inside Edge goes up to the top again and after Guerrero also goes up, he hits a sitdown facebuster off the top onto Eddie. Edge covers for 1....2...nope. Edge calls for a spear and charges but Eddie counters with a well placed dropkick to the shoulder. Eddie goes upstairs and goes for the frogsplash but Edge gets the knees up just in time. Edge does the edgecution on Eddie then covers for 1...2....nooooo, Eddie got the shoulder up. The announcers are shocked then Eddie counters another Edgecution attempt with a northern lights suplex for 1...2...negative. Eddie applies a swinging neckbreaker then goes back upstairs whereEdge catches up to him forcing Eddie to hit a series of headbutts to the injured shoulder, knocking Edge off the top. Eddie does the frogsplash...on Edge's injured shoulder then covers for 1.....2.......no chance. Did he really expect Edge to be down for the count when he can easily lift his good shoulder up, if he was smart he would have done it on the good one. Eddie goes back to the injured shoulder and hops up to the top rope but this time Edge heaves him off. Edge ducks under a clothesline and hits the spear then covers for 1...2.....3 that's it! Edge picks up the win in a decent match as Cole shills Edge on his performance.


Time of match 11:54

Winner: Edge by pinfall

      The next segment is a commercial saying how WWE stars are unlike every sport in the mainstream including this quote "Contract disputes do not determine the outcome of the season" Yeah, tell that to Bret Hart, Wendi Richter, Shawn Michaels, Christian, Kurt Angle, and on and on and on. We send things to Jonathan Coachman in the locker room with the Un-Americans. Lance Storm rips on the Long Island crowd as Christian says they're gonna beat the other guys as Test scowls. Back to JR and The King


Match 4

Booker T and Goldust vs The Un-Americans (Christian and Lance Storm) for the WWE Tag Team Championship

Commentators: Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler

  The Un-Americans had been dominating the scene with their anti-American heel tactics and Booker T and Goldust were the great white hope so to speak (yes I know Booker is black). This is actually Goldust's first ppv match since Wrestlemania as he was de-pushed to Booker's lackey due to punishment stemming from Plane Ride From Hell (see Insurrexion 2002). Lance and Christian enter without Test, strange given how Test was behind them in Coach's interview. Goldust starts out with Christian and Christian runs into a butt bump as JR brings up Goldust's debut in 1995. Lance interferes and runs into a powerslam then Goldust goes back to work on Christian. Goldust hits the Runnels Punch (where he bounces off the ropes, falls on his back and punches his opponent in the throat). Storm tags in as Goldust hits an inverted atomic drop followed by a clothesline then tags in Booker T. Booker attacks Storm and hits a back elbow smash followed by a sidewalk slam. Booker hits his Huffman Kneedrop (where he points to the sky before dropping a knee across the opponents chest) and covers for a nearfall before tagging in Goldust. Goldust is whipped into Christian, who turns around and slugs him off the apron as Lance takes advantage with a thumb to the eye. Lance throws Goldust over the corner turnbuckle to the floor...sick bump taken by Goldust. Christian outside rams Goldust into the guard-rail then rolls him inside where Lance covers for a near fall. Lance Storm puts the boots to Goldust then tags in Christian as the crowd chants USA. Goldust rallies against Christian but loses the battle and Christian/Lance make frequent tags, isolating Goldust in the process. Lance Storm misses a dropkick so Goldust makes the cover for a deuce then hits a chokeslam (!!!) but collapses from exhaustion. Christian tags in and locks in a frontheadlock as Booker tries to get the crowd to wake up during downtime. JR "The Un-Americans....for the record, I do not like them" Goldust backdrops Christian but the ref's back turned so they do the "guy makes tag/ref doesn't see it" routine so the heels take advantage. This match is 10 years too late in terms of being formulatic. Storm chokes Goldust in the corner with his boot then hits a short arm clothesline for a 2 count as Booker breaks up the count. The crowd chants for Booker T but the heels continue to work over Goldust. Goldust tries to rally in the corner then slingshots Christian into Lance Storm then rolls up Christian for 1...2..nope. Both men clothesline each other and after a while Goldust begins to crawl over to Booker. Lance Storm runs around and cuts Booker off, allowing Christian to inflict more damage to Goldust. Lance gets chairs then tosses one to Christian so we may be looking at a Conchairto here. Goldusts ducks under the attempt, hits a double clothesline and FINALLY makes the tag to Booker T. Booker T beats the crap out of Lance and Christian with chops, slams and backdrops before going upstairs where he hits a missle dropkick. Goldust knocks Lance out of the ring as Booker covers for 1..2.....NOOOOOO, wow that could have been the finish but Christian got the shoulder up. Booker misses the scissors kick then blocks the Unprettier before hitting a flapjack as Lance Storm hits a dropkick on referee Nick Patrick (he was aiming for Booker). Booker catches both heels in the mid-section then does the scissors kick to both men at once getting a nice pop from the crowd. Booker is feelin it then does the spinaroonie before finishing it with an axe kick to Christian. Booker covers but the ref is out, so Lance grabs one of the tag belts and goes to clock Booker with it, but Goldust cuts him off. Booker and Goldust double clothesline Storm over the top when out of nowhere TEST interferes and hits the big boot to Booker. Test takes off through the crowd as Christian crawls on top of Booker then Patrick revives...1.......2.....3. and the champs retain. Goldust grabs the belt and clean house as JR scoffs at Test for interfering, hey it was a briliant coup....he's their stable-mate after all. Pretty formulaic tag match but the crowd was red hot for Booker T....can't say I blame them.


Time of match: 9:37

Winners: The Un-Americans by pinfall

  The next segment is over at The World where Jamie Noble holds a makeout contest where 2 buff looking dudes pose with the winner getting to make out with Nidia.....yikes. Nidia chooses a guy and pounces on him and nearly eats him alive as Noble squeals. Back at Bischoff and Stephanie's office, Eric talks about stealing Nidia from Smackdown before they trade barbs about which brand is walking away with the IC title in the next match. Back to JR and The King.....


Match 5

Rob Van Dam vs Chris Benoit for the WWE Intercontinental Championship

Commentators: Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler

  This match stems from the previous month where shortly after Vengeance, Chris Benoit defeated Van Dam for the title and then shockingly jumped to Smackdown with Eddie Guerrero. Eric Bischoff, no doubt suffering a massive headache from the jump, then employed Rob to bring the title back to Raw which sets up this inter-promotional match. Rob starts off with a kick to the left leg as JR and King get excited, then Rob kicks Benoit down. Benoit bails to the outside as Rob poses in the ring, then JR shills where each man is from. Chris hits a single leg takedown then goes for a side-headlock as JR tells us how each man should try to win the match. Benoit hits a shoulderblock but then Van Dam backflips out of the corner, front flips into the other corner and hits a moonsault on Chris....nice acrobatics. Rob goes on offense, they trade counters before Benoit hits a release german suplex as the crowd applauds. Benoit goes on offense then hits a short armed clothesline for a near fall as JR says he misses Benoit on Raw...don't worry he'll be back in about 18 months. Benoit hits a backbreaker for a near fall, puts the boots to Rob and hits a snap suplex just as JR mentions Benoit idolized Dynamite Kid (who's trademark was a snap suplex). Benoit applies an arm-bar, Van Dam armdrags out of it, Benoit clotheslines him down and Rob hits an inside cradle for a near fall. Van Dam executes a backslide for a near fall, monkey flips Benoit 7 feet across the ring before running into a clothesline. Benoit chops Rob in the corner then a charge eats boot so Rob goes for the split-legged moonsault but Chris gets the knees up in time. Benoit calls for the flying headbutt so he goes upstairs but misses the attempt as Rob rolled out of the way, then Rob emphatically drops a leg before going upstairs himself. Rob misses the 5-Star Frogsplash as Benoit locks in the Crippler Crossface as King says this match is over. Somehow Rob gets a foot on the rope as the camera pans to Bischoff and Stephanie in the locker room cheering on their respective representatives. Benoit chops Rob in the corner, a charge eats elbow, Van Dam goes upstairs where he's pushed off onto the arena floor. Benoit goes outside and throws Rob shoulder first into the ringpost, now Rob is selling a shoulder injury. Benoit hits a sloppy looking shoulderbreaker then methodically works over Rob as the crowd cheers the efforts. They trade blows before Benoit hits a clothesline for a 2 count then applies a surfboard as the crowd all turns to see something going on in the stands. Rob tries to stand out of the surfboard but Benoit turns it into a triangle lock, Rob rolls through and reverses the hold, Benoit throws Rob down to end the sequence. Rob sweeps Chris off his feet, misses the cartwheel moonsault and Benoit sinches in the crossface with his arm between Benoit's legs so you know something's going to happen. Sure enough Rob hits a Peterson Roll which Benoit counters for a pinning combination for 1..2...noooooo, that was close. Benoit throws Rob into the ringpost shoulder first then applies another arm-bar before executing northern lights while still holding the arm. Benoit repeats the sequence twice as the crowd cheers Benoit's excellence of execution (like someone else I know named Bret). Benoit applies the crossface this time in the center of the ring but Rob begins to crawl toward the rope. Benoit turns the crossface into a dragon sleeper which Rob counters with a crossface of his own. Benoit rolls out of it, dropkicks Van Dam down, backs Rob in the corner and fires away with forearms. Benoit charges but eats elbow, Rob does a springboard dropkick from the second rope and covers for 1..2....negative. Rob hits his step-over heel kick then rolling thunder and covers for 1....2...noooo. Van Dam hits a shoulderblock in the corner which he sells the previous shoulder injury, ducks under a clothesline and heel kicks Benoit for yet another near fall.  Van Dam goes upstairs but Benoit crotches him and goes for a back suplex, but Van Dam counters it mid-air. Rob goes upstairs and hits 5 STAR FROGSPLASH and covers for 1...2...THREEE and we got a new champion. Bischoff cheers in the GM's Office as JR and King shill what we just saw. Beautiful match....simply beautiful.  We've seen 5 matches so far, 2 of them outstanding, 1 very good and 2 ok ones, looking good so far.


Time of match: Rob Van Dam by pinfall (new IC champion)
Winner: 16:30

 The next segment has Bischoff gloating about bringing the IC title to Raw before Stephanie retorts by evily laughing in his face. I know why she's laughing but I won't ruin it...you'll have to see for yourselves, back to JR and King


Match 6

The Undertaker vs Test

Commentators: Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler

  This next inter-promotional match will certainly not be the technical wrestling display we just saw. The hype to this one was The Undertaker had recently turned face because of the whole "American Bad Ass" image to take on the Un-Americans, Test in particular. Test comes out to the theme song I prefer over his previous one from 99-01 where people were actually paid to decipher the lyrics to it. The Undertaker makes his entrance on the bike as JR hypes up the Tough Enough 3 winners....one of whom would go on to become Johnny Nitro/Morrison/Mundo. Test starts out with a shoulderblock, ducks under a leapfrog and runs into an arm drag. Taker begins working over the left shoulder before Test counters with a series of knees to the mid-section. Taker ducks under a clothesline then hits his flying clothesline but the cover only gets a near fall. Taker goes back to work on the left arm then goes upstairs but Test blocks old school by throwing referee Jack Doane into the ropes. Test knocks The Undertaker off the apron then goes on offense outside the ring before they trade blows. Test whips Taker knee first into the steel steps as JR says someday Test will wear major gold in the WWE...um, that's a big no. They tried shoving Test down our throats for years and years and he just wasn't good enough in the ring or on the mic for the fans to get behind him.  Back inside Test puts the boots to him, rams him into the turnbuckle, hits a series of elbows in the corner and chokes him down with a boot. Test hits a running clothesline in the corner, poses for the irate crowd then trade blows in the corner. Test hits a short-armed clothesline then applies a rest hold as King roots on The Undertaker during downtime. Test botches a clothesline so Undertaker counters with a back suplex, but misses the ensuing elbow drop.  They trade blows in the center of the ring before Taker hits the running ddt for 1.....2.....nope, Test got the shoulder up. Taker goes back upstairs and finally hits Old School before avalanching Test in the corner. Taker hits snake eyes, misses a big boot attempt, rolls through the pump handle slam and signals for the chokeslam. Test blocks the chokeslam attempt and goes for the Big Boot but misses, then turns around into a chokeslam by the dead man. Taker makes the cover for 1.....2.....NOOOOOO. JR says "Mah gawd, how many people have ever kicked out of the chokeslam?"   Taker signals for the last ride before Lance Storm and Christian hit the ring, yet the ref doesn't call for the bell. Taker cleans house with avalanches in the corner and chokeslams the two men before turning around into THE BIG BOOT. Test quickly covers for 1....2....NOOOOO, wow I thought that was the finish. Test goes nuclear on the referee then goes outside to steal Michael Cole's chair. Test boots Doane but then Taker boots the steel chair into Test and follows with the tombstone piledriver. The cover...1......2......3 put it in the bank, its over. Taker hops the guardrail as if to leave through the crowd before he steals someone's American flag then waves it around in the ring. Bad match but what do you expect...its Test!


Time of match: 8:18

Winner: The Undertaker by pinfall

    The next segment is a highlight package hyping up the "non-sactioned match" between the returning Shawn Michaels and HHH. Let me go back a bit to tell everyone how it all came about....last month at Vengeance we learned that HHH had jumped from Smackdown to Raw with a huge assist from Shawn Michaels. They actually wore their DX attire out to Raw (which got a massively huge ovation) and they cut a DX promo before HHH TURNED ON SHAWN and hit the pedigree on him. HHH cuts a promo the next week saying how they were never friends and they just used each other before a camera guy tells HHH Shawn's been jumped in the parking lot and someone rammed his head through a car window, HHH shows sympathy upon arrival and calls for an ambulance. Shawn comes out the next week saying he knows who did it, and the security camera's reveal it was HHH himself. Shawn then challenged him to a fight at Summerslam which prompts Bischoff not to sanction it. Which means basically we got a street fight on our hands and anything goes.


Match 7

"The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels vs HHH in a non-sanctioned match (which in English means Street Fight)

Commentators: Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler

  It is the unlikely return of one of the greatest superstars to ever grace the WWE ring, "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels. Shawn hadn't wrestled for four years prior to this so needless to say he may be a little rusty. Shawn comes out in jeans and cowboy boots as HHH enters with standard wrestling gear....remember this is supposed to be a fight not a match per se. Shawn attacks Hunter immediately with right hands before HHH throws HBK through the ropes to the outside. Shawn bullrushes Hunter back inside, takes him down with punches before getting knocked down with a shoulderblock. Shawn leapfrogs over Hunter then tosses him over the top rope to the floor then slingshots himself onto HHH.  HBK rams Hunter into the ringpost then clotheslines him as the announcers speculate how long Shawn can last after a 4 year layoff. Shawn goes underneath the ring and heaves a trash can into the ring, so the fight has begun to coin a phrase. HHH drops Shawn sternum first off the security wall as the crowd goes silent, a hush has fallen over the 18,000 strong or whatever the number is. Shawn sits on the apron and when Hunter comes over, HBK belts him with a trash can lid then skins the cat back into the ring. Shawn picks the trash can and nails Hunter right between the eyes with it, goes upstairs and floors HHH with a right hand. Shawn calls for sweet chin music but misses and Hunter counters with a side backbreaker. Hunter hits another one as Shawn cringes in pain as the crowd chants HBK. Hunter goes on offense with hard irish whips in the corner then does the DX suck it taunt to a huge pop. Hunter goes back to work on the lower back then covers for a near fall then goes outside to get a chair. Hunter eyes Shawn and connects with the steel chair on the lower back, rolls him over and covers for 1...2....nope, not over yet. The announcers speculate if Shawn's better off staying down but that's not HBK's style for he continues to fight back. Shawn counters a back suplex with a running roll up for a near fall before eating a kneelift from The Game. Hunter signals for a ddt on a chair and scores with it then covers for 1....2...hellll no. Shawn is busted wide open then Hunter takes Shawn's belt off and whips him with it....now that shit hurts. Hunter wraps his hand with the belt and punches Shawn in the head, drawing more blood. Shawn goes outside for his sledgehammer but can't find it initially before eventually getting his hands on it. Hunter goes to waffle him but Shawn fight back with right hands only to be put in an abdominal stretch by HHH. Jim Ross pleads for HBK to submit but Shawn can't hear him obviously so he continues to feed off the crowd. Hunter uses the ropes for leverage and referee Earl Hebner tells him to break.....cept there are no DQ's so that should be legal. Hunter breaks and shoves Hebner which Earl responds by shoving back and getting in Hunter's face. Earl turns beet red and they shout at each other buying Shawn enough time to regain focus in the corner. Hebner goes on a rampage and even Hunter backs off before running into right hands by Shawn before setting him up on the top rope. Shawn punches Hunter off the top and signals for the flying elbow drop, but Hunter shoves Hebner into the ropes causing HBK to crotch himself and fall forwards. Hunter gets the chair and....hits him in the ass? Hunter attacking Shawn's exposed anal cavity is certainly unexpected and even Hebner doesn't know what to make of it. Hunter sets the chair down and executes a backbreaker onto it then covers for 1.....2....nooooooo. JR and King wonder why Shawn isnt giving up as Hunter hits a sidewalk slam on the chair then covers again for 1....2...negative. Hunter sets the chair down and attempts to pedigree Shawn on the chair but HBK counters with a low blow, that'll stop him for sure. HHH picks the chair up again but Shawn counters with SWEET CHIN MUSIC, kicking the chair in Hunter's face causing a blade job. Both men are down as JR says "It couldn't have happened to a nicer guy" sarcastically. Shawn swings the momentum his way with right hands including his flying forearm smash/nip up combo. Shawn hits a backdrop, picks up the steel chair and crunches Hunter in the head with it. Shawn whips Hunter over the corner to the floor, goes outside to pick up the trash can lid, hits him with it then starts whipping Hunter with the belt that was used earlier. Shawn grabs the trash can and cracks Hunter in the head with it as the crowd chants "We want tables!" Shawn hits Hunter with the trash can lid who goes flying backwards into the Smackdown announce table. HBK goes over to the Spanish announce table and takes Hugo Sevenevich's boot off......riiiiiight. Shawn hits Hunter with the boot, removes the top half of the steel steps, runs around the ring and bulldogs Hunter into the bottom half of the steel steps. Shawn goes under the ring and gets the *drumroll* LADDER. JR calls Shawn the innovator of the ladder match which is absurd considering a certain Bret Hart was the true innovator. Shawn torpedos the ladder into HHH then rams it into the mid-section a bunch of times on The Game. HBK sets the ladder against the ringpost then slingshots Hunter into it, rolls back inside and covers for 1.......2....nooooo, Hunter kicks out. Shawn picks the ladder up but Hunter baseball slides the ladder into Shawn. Hunter goes upstairs but Shawn counters with a superplex back into the ring then covers for a long near fall. Shawn counters a slam into a crucifix/sunset flip for a near fall but runs into a high knee by The Game. Hunter goes outside and grabs the steel steps, but back inside Shawn executes a drop-toe hold causing HHH to crash into them. Shawn clotheslines Hunter over the top to the floor but HHH lands on the ladder, bad positioning there. Shawn goes under the ring and gets the one item that hasn't been used yet...a table. Shawn sets the table up, grabs a fire extinguisher and belts Hunter with it onto the table. Shawn goes up to the top rope and flies off, splashing Hunter through a table then covers.....but this isn't falls count anywhere unfortunately. Shawn brings the ladder back into the ring, climbs all the way up and hits the flying elbow drop onto The Game. HBK nips up full of energy, tunes up the band as the crowd roars and......Hunter catches the foot. Hunter goes for the pedigree but HBK rolls through it into a bridge for 1.....2.....THREEEEE Shawn wins, Shawn wins, Shawn wins!!! Shawn celebrates but Hunter gets the sledgehammer and hits Shawn in the back, ruining the celebration. Hunter looks Shawn right in the eye and bludgeons him in the back of the neck, knocking Shawn out. Hunter does the suck it taunt as JR scoffs, then Hunter leaves ringside a bloody mess. Sgt Slaughter and the medics hit ringside as JR calls Hunter a sonovabitch. The medics haul Shawn off on a stretcher as the announcers speculate if we'll ever see Shawn again, wait a couple of months. Awesome match and the ending gave Shawn enough time to get in game shape to return to active duty. This feud is far from over, that's for sure.


Time of match: 27:20

Winner: Shawn Michaels by pinfall

 The next segment is a Get the F Out commercial before we go to Howard Finkel who....cuts a promo? Apparently Howard says this is his first ppv in the Nassau Coliseum since Wrestlemania 2 and that baseball may go on strike but wrestling fans will always have him. (MLB was in danger of going on strike in the summer of 2002 but it never happened) All of a sudden Trish Stratus makes her way to ringside (who's been humiliating Finkel on Raw the last month) and Howard goes nuclear on her. Trish appears to be coming on to Howard who then says "Trish its a dog-eat-dog world and since you've got the puppies...I've got my weiner." Jim Ross says he's about to vomit and Trish offers a hug to Howard. All of a sudden Lillian Garcia hits the ring and Howard turns around into a slap to the face followed by a boot to the nads. Apparently they must have been having an announcer free-for-all on Raw, plus I guess they needed to have this segment to calm the crowd down before the main event. JR and King send things to Michael Cole and Tazz for the highly anticipated final match. All month prior to this they showed both The Rock and Brock Lesnar training really hard for this match meaning both men are in the best shape possible for the monster matchup. Basically, whoever wins will have beaten the other man at the top of his game so either The Rock adds to his legendary status or Lesnar becomes a legend himself.


Match 8

"The Next Big Thing" Brock Lesnar (with Paul Heyman) vs The Rock vs the WWE Championship

Commentators: Michael Cole and Tazz

   Finally.....after months of booking Lesnar as the unstoppable monster, he gets The Rock face to face for the biggest prize in the industry. Like I said earlier, all month long they showed vignettes of the two training so each man looks championship worthy. The Rock rushes the ring and attacks Lesnar at the opening bell as the crowd goes wild. Brock suddenly hits an overhead BtB suplex and covers for a nearfall then hits 2 backbreakers for yet another near fall. Lesnar drives Rock into the corner with football shoulderblocks as Cole brings up how HHH, Benoit, Guerrero and Lesnar have beaten The Great One up recently, which is dumb considering how they've been hyping both up to be in the best shape of their lives. Brock knees Rock through the ropes to the outside before Heyman sneaks over and gets a few shots in. Brock clotheslines Rock over the guardrail into the fans, drops him sternum first into it, then clotheslines him back into the ringside area. Back inside Brock hits another overhead BtB and once again the cover only gets a deuce before Rock rallies with right hands. Rock bounces off the ropes but Heyman trips him up then Lesnar goes to work with elbow drops and boots. Referee Mike Chioda admonishes Lesnar so Heyman takes the opportunity to choke Rock down. Rock fights back with right hands and a boot to the head (yeah yeah) but runs right into a powerslam. Brock covers for 1...2...nope, Rock gets the shoulder up as Heyman evilly grins. The crowd chants "Rocky Sucks" so apparently the crowd's behind Lesnar, even more writing on the wall. Brock shoulderblocks Rock into the corner again then delivers a running shoulderblock...but the second attempt eats ringpost. Rock slows down Lesnar with a back suplex and both men are down until both men nip up at the same time. Rock clotheslines Lesnar but Brock doesn't move, so he ducks under a Lesnar clothesline and floors the monster with one of his own. Rock hits the people's ddt and covers for 1...2...near fall, then goes for the sharpshooter before Heyman hops up on the apron. Rock shoves Chioda out of the way and punches Paul off the apron much to Tazz's delight. Brock goes to deliver a boot but Rock catches it, single leg takedowns Brock and finally applies the sharpshooter. The crowd chants "Lets go Lesnar" as Rock pretty much turns heel and tells the crowd to fuck off. Brock motions that he's gonna tap before Heyman once again hops up on the apron, tosses a chair into the rings before Rock comes over and hiptosses him into the ring. Rock motions for the rock bottom but Brock stops him with a clothesline to the back. Heyman and Chioda wrestle to the ground as Brock picks the chair up and drives it into the ribs of The Rock, then applies the bearhug that killed Hulkamania (or so we thought). Brock turns the hug into a back suplex as the crowd chants "Lets go Lesnar" again, finally acknowledging the fact is Tazz. Brock applies another bearhug on the ground and Rock does the "fade then revive" routine. Rock powers out of it before the crowd starts chanting "Rocky"...now the crowd's split in two, great. Rock fires away at Lesnar with punches and Heyman once again hops up on the apron, this time Rocky takes advantage by low blowing Brock. Lesnar drives Rock into the corner and hits a running shoulderblock but runs into a clothesline during the second attempt. Rock looks at his hand and punches Brock over the top rope to the floor as the crowd cheers. Rock goes outside and takes apart the Spanish announce table, here we go. Heyman runs over so Rock rams him head first into it before clotheslining Lesnar down. Rock slingshots Brock head first into the ring post then rock bottoms Heyman through the table....now that EVERYONE wanted to see. Brock crawls into the ring as the crowd chants again, this time I can't make out what they are saying. Rock gets back into the ring and signals for the rock bottom and buries Brock with it. The cover 1......the count...2....NOOOOO, Lesnar kicked out of the rock bottom!  Rock taunts the crowd so Lesnar takes advantages with a rock bottom of his own and covers for 1.....2....noooooo, Rock gets the shoulder up. Cole brings up Rock won a national championship in football (as apart of the 92 Miami Hurricanes) while Lesnar had won a college wrestling title in 2000. Brock runs into the spinebuster as Rock slowwwwly removes his arm pad...you know what's coming. Rock bounces off the ropes but suddenly Brock pops up and clotheslines Rock down. Rock staggers to his feet and Lesnar goes for the F-5, which Rock counters with an elbow to the head. Rock goes for the rock bottom but Brock counters by ducking under and finally hits the F-5. Lesnar covers Rock for 1.......2.......THREE AND WE GOT A NEW WWE CHAMPION!  Brock Lesnar, a legitimate amateur wrestler has become the youngest WWE champion in history. The ramifications are huge, The Rock had trained his ass off for this match meaning Brock Lesnar had beaten him on his best day, don't get much more put over than that. Speaking of the great one, this would be The Rock's last match for six months for he left the company again to film the movie Walking Tall. The only drawback to Brock's victory was that this was the 5th title change in six months which really devalues the championship. Hopefully an extended run by a legitimate wrestling champion will help turn the company around, and without The Rock around, stopping Brock looked to be a tall task indeed.


Time of match: 14:38 

Winner: Brock Lesnar (New WWE Champion)


    
   Now that was a ppv for the ages, it featured the American debut of Rey Mysterio Jr, the return of Shawn Michaels and the coronation of Brock Lesnar to legendary status. It was an awesome ppv all around from the in-ring action to the storylines but once again they played hot potato with the world title. Brock Lesnar's win was the 5th title change in the last 6 months compared to 2001 where the title changed hands 5 times ALL YEAR. In terms of brand vs brand....the night after Summerslam was when Stephanie announced the Raw superstar who jumped to Smackdown, Brock Lesnar himself. According to the storyline Lesnar had become exclusive property to Smackdown so that left Bischoff and Raw without possibly ever seeing the WWE title again.....but Bischoff had a plan which would change the complexion of the company, which I'll get to later. As for the ppv....believe it or not 5 stars out of 5, nothing to complain about from an in-ring standpoint or storyline. Definately pick this up if you see it in stores, well worth it.

Saturday, August 10, 2002

WWE Global Warning Tour (8/10/02)


After the whole brand extension, Smackdown and Raw stars went overseas to do certain shows in different countries. Smackdown took off to Melbourne, Australia right before Summerslam to do a ppv for the Aussies. The WWE is no stranger here for they did mammoth shows in the 80's as some of those matches are featured in the extras on the DVD. This ppv has basically no importance to Summerslam but it does give the Aussies something to watch, quite like Insurrexion and Rebellion are to the Brits. The recorded figure for this event was 56,000 people..which if they aren't lying is quite impressive. The main event would be The Rock vs Brock Lesnar vs HHH in a triple threat match for the WWE title.....why? They've been hyping The Rock vs Brock Lesnar all month so why would they ruin the storyline by having a match mere weeks before? Ah well, least this was only shown in Melbourne with Smackdown wrestlers so Summerslam would go off without a hitch.

 
AUGUST 10, 2002
COLONIAL STADIUM
MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA
Commentators: Michael Cole and Tazz

 
 We open up with Stephanie McMahon on her way to the ring.....uh oh. Luckily, all she does is thank the fans for coming out and we head for our first match.


Match 1

Rikishi vs Rico (Kiss My Ass match)

 As absurd as this match sounds, the fans actually went wild for this one. Before the match Rikishi and Stephanie dance on the entrance way.....a sign of things to come unfortunately. The rules of the match are whoever loses has to kiss the other's ass. Rikishi poses in the ring as the bell sounds and Rico whacks him in the back.....bad idea. Rico tries to escape but Rikishi flings him back in and goes on offense before Rico counters with a superkick. Michael Cole mentions Rikishi got the scar on his stomach in a drive by shooting when he was a teenager, which they turned into an goofy angle about 7 years before this where Rikishi would "hit the streets to make a difference and keep kids away from violence." It was a nice idea in theory but promoting anti-violence in a violent environment such as wrestling is just wrong no matter how good the message you're trying to get across is. Anyway back to action Rico gos to work in the corner and hits a nice jump kick that stuns the big man. Rico goes for a sunset flip but wisely crawls away just as Kish was about to sit on him. Rikishi hits a BtB and drags Rico to the corner and goes for the banzai drop, but Rico moves at the last second. Rico hits a low blow out of nowhere and Michael Cole chastises referee Jimy Korderas. Rico hits a Bolo Yeung style leg underneath the arm/kick to the face combo but poses for too long. Rico goes upstairs but misses the moonsault and Rikishi scores with the samoan drop then covers for 1..2...3 to win the match. Sheesh, that was short....on a ppv no less. Rico protests to the ref about kissing Rikishi's massive ass so instead he attempts to spin kick Rikishi...and fails. Rikishi hits a superkick and does the running ass slam. Rikishi backs it up and hits the stinkface as Tazz sounds like he's about to throw up.  The crowd goes wild and Rikishi celebrates in the ring by bringing 2 blond boys in the crowd into the ring and they all dance together. As for the match.....it was too short to decide if the match was good or not so if you thought what I typed was good, you be the judge.

 
Time of Match: 2:31

Winners: Rikishi by pinfall

 The next segment is Jamie Noble and Nidia going surfing on Ocean Road and its nice to see them out of character for once and not act like trailer trash. Its also funny to see the guy giving them surfing lessons has to be a good foot taller than the both of them. Nidia can't surf for beans but Noble looked pretty good for a first timer. They show the two walking on the beach with huge mounds of seaweed on the ground then going to a national park and talking about how beautiful the place is.


Match 2

The Hurricane vs Jamie Noble (with Nidia) for the WWE Crusierweight Championship

  Noble had beaten Hurricane for the title at King of the Ring and finally Hurricane gets his long awaited rematch.....in an Australian ppv. As Hurricane makes his entrance, Tazz admits his favorite superhero as a child was Ricky Ravioli and Michael Cole calls him an idiot. Hurricane hip tosses Jamie into the ring to start the match and unloads with offense, California rolls under a clothesline attempt and pokes Jamie in the eye.  Hurricane ties Noble in the tree of woe and stands on his package....ouch. Hurricane calls for the chokeslam but Jamie counters it and runs into a superkick. Noble rolls outside but Hurricane goes upstairs and hits a flying bodypress from the top rope to Noble on the floor. Hurricane rolls Noble back in and Nidia comes from out of nowhere and kisses Hurricane, causing him to say "WAZZUPWITDAT!" Hurricane chases Nidia in the ring and runs into a clothesline from Noble. Jamie hits a snap suplex and covers for a 2 count as Tazz and Cole discuss Australian Football. Noble hits a snapmare and locks in a surfboard before Hurricane powers out of it but runs into a back suplex. Noble walks over and kisses Nidia but Hurricane counters with a small package for 2. Tazz "Every time I hear the words small package I think of you Cole" Hurricane hits a body press and goes for a victory roll but Noble falls backwards with an electric chair, crashing Hurricane to the canvas. Cole hypes up the bra and panties match as Noble chokes Hurricane on the bottom rope. Jamie distracts the ref and Nidia chokes Hurricane down before Noble catches him in a sleeper. Hurricane does the fade then revive routine as Tazz says referee Jimmy Korderas usually refs matches like a jackass. Hurricane hits a sleeper of his own before Noble switches out of it and runs into a spinning head scissors. Hurricane goes back on offense and hits a running neckbreaker for 1...2. NOOOO. Noble charges but eats boot and Hurricane hits the blockbuster for 1....2..NOOOO, just in time Noble got the shoulder up. Hurricane calls for the finisher but Noble slides under him and hits a t-bone Tazz plex. Sick spot...the cover gets 1...2...nope, kicked out just in time. Noble goes for the tiger bomb but Hurricane reverses it and hits his finisher. He covers......1....2...wow, Noble just gets the shoulder up as Nidia screams. Hurricane goes for the un-prettier (wtf?) but Noble gets out of it and hits Northern Lights for 1...2, nope. Hurricane takes a breather in the corner, but moves as Jamie charges and Noble goes shoulder first into the ringpost. Both of them go upstairs and Hurricane hits a swinging neckbreaker from off the top.....ouch. Hurricaine slowly covers for a long 2 count and calls for the chokeslam, but Nidia distracts him long enough for Noble to sneak up behind, hit a backslide with the feet on the ropes for 1....2....three, Noble retains the title in a great match. Nidia grabs the belt and hits the ring to revive Noble but Hurricane cuts her off and stands on the belt. Nidia hits on him but Hurricane comes to his senses and calls for the chokeslam, then gets out of the way of a charging Noble and he crashes into Nidia. Hurricane hits the chokeslam on Noble, poses with the belt and spanks Nidia before leaving the ring. Its a shame we had to wait 4 years before Hurricane could just be himself and put on 5 star matches like this one without the goofy gimmick.


Time of match: 8:45

Winner: Jamie Noble by pinfall (still Crusierweight champ)


 The next segment is Lance Storm, Christian and Kurt Angle getting rides from a local motorcycle gang, throwing boomerangs and hitting up the zoo. Christian is somehow able to throw the boomerang in a straight line and Angle has a blast making fun of him for it. Later on Kurt admits he's never seen a giraffe before as Lance has camera duty. Kurt steps on a scale and is shocked to see the number but then notices Lance's foot on it. Christian tries to feed a kangaroo some leaves and it runs away and Christian has this hilarious look in his face. You can hate Lance, Kurt and Christian for their in-ring characters but seeing them act sympathetic toward animals to me is special because it shows they are human beings with hearts. Kurt said it best "There's a time to be tough, and time to let your soft side out" Well now its time to get tough because its on to the tag team title match.


Match 3

Billy Kidman and Rey Mysterio Jr vs The Un-Americans (Lance Storm and Christian) for the WWE Tag Team Championship

  It is the ppv debut of the legendary Rey Mysterio Jr, one of the greatest and fastest cruiserweights finally is here and he gets a huge ovation from the crowd. Remember one of WCW's last stops before dying in 2000 was Australia and they did huge numbers over there, so no doubt they remember Rey, Kidman and Lance Storm. As the heels make their entrance Cole talks about Lance, Christian and Angle being in marsupial heaven and Tazz says "What the HELL is a marsupial?" The cruiserweights get a huge ovation from the crowd as Cole says Mysterio owns over 75 masks...wouldn't doubt it. Lance and Kidman do a nice chain wrestling sequence including a flying snap mare by Kidman followed by head scissors and a dropkick. Lance hits a jawbreaker and tags in Christian as some guy walks across the screen with a huge FOLEY IS GOOD sign. Lance and Christian double team but they're both clotheslined by Kidman who tags out to Mysterio. Rey goes up to and hits a hurracurrana on Christian and a springboard bulldog. Christian gets the upper hand with boots in the corner before Rey goes back up top and is thrown to the floor by Christian. Storm takes advantage and tosses him back inside as Tazz says there's no Stacker 2 in Australia. Christian puts the boots to Rey as the Un-Americans make frequent tags and hit a huge hot-shot on Mysterio. Christian clubs away at the back of Mysterio's head as Michael Cole stirs the pot by saying it was Tazz's fault Christian wasn't hired by ECW way back in 97 and Tazz points the finger at Heyman. Christian baits Kidman in the ring as Storm chokes Mysterio down, and then Christian locks in a rest hold. Mysterio powers out of it and hits a springboard dropkick from the second rope. Christian grabs Mysterio by the boot to prevent him from tagging out but gets caught with an enziguiri. Rey crawls over but Storm intervenes and knocks Kidman off the apron allowing Christian to drag Rey into the corner. Lance hot-tags and flapjacks Rey 6 feet into the air and locks in an arm-bar. Rey powers out of it so Lance goes for a german suplex which Rey lands on his feet. Rey hits a spinning heel kick and tags in Kidman, who proceeds to clean house. Kidman rolls through a back suplex and bulldogs Lance and covers for 1..2...nope. Billy hits the sit-down powerbomb but Christian grabs a tag title belt and runs into the ring. Kidman cuts him off and clotheslines him down but turns around into a superkick by Lance Storm. Lance covers.....1....2....noooooo, Mysterio breaks it up with a dropkick. Christian hoists Rey on his shoulder and Lance goes upstairs for a Doomsday Device but Kidman crotches Storm with a dropkick. Rey kicks Christian onto the second rope and calls for the 6-1-9 and hits it. Rey runs into Kidman who launches him into Lance and hits a hurracarrana. They drag Lance into their corner and Kidman goes upstairs for the 7 Year Itch as Mysterio poses for the crowd. Kidman hits the Itch and covers for 1....2...NOOOOOO, Christian pulled the ref out of the ring. Kidman responds with a baseball slide and launches Mysterio into an asai moonsault down across Christian....great spot. Lance Storm crawls over, grabs the tag belt and waffles Kidman with it and covers for 1.....2....3 to win the match. The winners hardly look like it as Kidman and Mysterio had all the momentum going, and this was just the beginning of Mysterio Jr's run in WWE.


Time of match: 8:42

Winners:  The Un-Americans by pinfall (Still tag team champions)

    
The next segment is Edge, Billy Kidman and Torrie Wilson hitting up the city. Kidman admits he's not much of a shopper and they lose Torrie in Queen Victoria's Market for a bit causing Billy to scoff at her to Edge's delight. Billy and Edge walk by a bunch of trash bags and Kidman says "These are all her bags here, all the stuff she's bought!" Billy and Torrie are actually married in real life so I guess its ok to jab at each other. Edge stops to check out a black Elvis impersonator....hahaha. Kidman, Torrie and Edge proceed to have the biggest pieces of cake and pie I have ever seen. How are Americans such fat asses when Aussies have those monstrosities? On to the next match before I get hungry.


Match 4

Chris Jericho vs Edge

    This inter-promotional match takes place because Jericho jumped to Raw and Edge wants one last shot at him. Edge comes out with a video camera and records the 56,000 strong in attendance. Tazz says Edge is wearing Smackdown colors while Y2J is wearing Raw colors....which is true, Jericho has red tights and Edge has blue. Jericho grabs the mic and cuts a whiny heel promo saying he's king of the world and has no idea what a wanker is. Edge just stands there as Jericho says Australia sucks and so does Edge....then Edge catches him with right hands. Jericho slides under the rope and gets chased back inside by Edge and runs into a forearm. Edge hits a flapjack and mount punches before Y2J gets a thumb to the eye. Jericho gets tied up on the tope rope Andre the Giant style and Edge hits the spear and a spinning heel kick. The cover gets 1...2..nope. Jericho bearhugs Brian Hebner to distract Edge long enough to droptoe hold him into the corner. Jericho hits a clothesline and stomps away before doing the hand to the ear taunt, then chokes him on the second rope. Jericho jumps on him and hits the ali shuffle then hits an elbow to the sternum. Cole says NYC cabs stink while Melbourne ones are very clean as Jericho hits a back suplex on Edge. Tazz scoffs at Cole's comment since he's from Brooklyn as Jericho locks in a surfboard. Cole "The drivers are very hospitable" Tazz "The drivers are what, they spit on ya?" Edge powers out of it and hits a running roll up for a 2 count before Jericho hits another clothesline. Y2J hits a delayed suplex as Cole once again hypes up the bra and panties match. Jericho exposes the steel turnbuckle and Edge rolls him up, but Hebner's too busy putting the turnbuckle back on to count the pinfall attempt. Jericho hits a standing dropkick and an abdominal stretch, then uses the rope for leverage IRS style. Hebner notices Jericho grabbing the rope and kicks the arm off, allowing Edge to hiptoss Y2J. Jericho hits a clothesline and chokes Edge on the second rope and goes for a second jump/shuffle attempt but this time Edge rolls out of the way. Edge rallies on offense with clotheslines and a face buster for 1...2...nope. Jericho flips over Edge in the corner and charges right into snake eyes. Edge goes upstairs but Jericho chops him and goes for the superplex, but Edge turns it into a sit-down facebuster from off the top rope. Edge covers for 1...2...noooooo, Jericho gets the shoulder up. Edge goes for a flying forearm but nails Brian Hebner when Jericho moves out of the way. Y2J hits the headlock takedown and goes outside, shoves ring announcer Tony Chimel out of the way and grabs a chair. Tazz "Hit Chimel while you're at it!" Jericho goes to hit Edge but runs into a spear, but Hebner's out so there's no cover. Edge goes for another spear but Jericho leaps over it and hits the running facebuster. Jericho misses the lionsault and Edge hits yet another spear. Hebner comes over for 1....2...NOOOO, barely gets the shoulder up. Jericho picks the chair up and hits Edge in the throat then hits the lionsault for 1...2....NOOOOO, wow Edge kicked out. Jericho slaps at Hebner then tries a frankensteiner but Edge catches him and slingshots Chris into the second rope. Edge hits edge-o-matic and covers for a long 2 count. Jericho reverses the Edgecution and goes for Walls of Jericho, but Edge turns it into a cradle like Cena did at Vengeance for 1....2..THREE. Wow, talk about deja-vu, 2 ppv's in a row Jericho's been cradled out of the Walls of Jericho. Jericho shoves over the steel steps, whacks the ringpost with a steel chair and heaves a plastic chair into the ring as Edge watches the whole tantrum. Edge sets the plastic chair up and sits in it and watches Y2J leave. Edge then leaves the ring and climbs halfway up the metal pillars that holds the roof up to celebrate. Again, good match and these two won't meet again until the Royal Rumble with Jericho headed to Raw.


Time of Match   14:59

Winner: Edge by pinfall

   The next segment is Fan Frenzy, where they show the fans chilling with the wrestlers. Mark Henry is shown winning 19 straight Smackdown: Just Bring It matches and Stacey Keibler posing with about a hundred people. They even have a Make Test Laugh contest which ends with the whitest Australian you'll ever see imitating Booker T causing Test to howl with laughter.


Match 5

Stacy Keibler vs Torrie Wilson (Bra and Panties match)

 You know, these two "divas" have been around the business for three years at this point and they still stink up the ring every time. But fear not.....we got VAL VENIS as the special guest ring announcer so maybe we can salvage this one. Tazz says his great-grandfather invented disco with Led Zeppelin before Val's promo starts. In this epic speech, he talks about being an expert on "going down under" before introducing Stacy Keibler. Val introduces Torrie Wilson saying he'd like to get it on to the brink of dawn (his words not mine) with Torrrie before introducing her. I don't want to ruin the ending for anyone, but Torrie is wearing red leather pants and a shirt while Stacy is wearing a short black skirt and a tanktop, which wardrobe you think would be easier to rip off someone? Stacy shakes the refs hand and goes for Torrie's but then slaps her across the face to start the contest. Stacy hits a scoop slam which Torrie lands on her side instead of her back as Tazz asks why Michael Cole is checking out Torrie's elbow when there are better things to look at. Stacy whips Torrie off and hits another slam before applying a side headlock. Stacy grabs Torrie by the hair and takes her down, but Torrie counters with a hiptoss. Torrie hits a series of clotheslines and tries to rip Stacy's clothes off but fails. Stacy tries to boot Torrie in the mid-section and her foot comes nowhere close and Torrie sells it anyway....ugh. Stacy swings and misses as Torrie hits a series of chops before Stacy hits a hotshot on the top rope. Stacy manages to get Torrie's shirt off and waves it around to the crowd before Torrie yanks her down by the hair. Torrie yanks Stacys tanktop off and Stacy leapfrogs over the top rope to the apron. Stacy snaps Torrie off the top rope but Torrie hits a baseball slaide to quel the momentum. Back inside Torrie hits an actually decent snap suplex then goes to remove Stacy's skirt, but Stacy victory rolls through it and tries to pull Torrie's pants down. Torrie hits a schoolgirl and from the camera angle I'm watching on the DVD, it looks like she's shoving her whole hand up Stacy's ass....she's really not doing that, but still that's disturbing. Stacy swings and misses again and Torrie takes her down, they proceed to roll around over the ref as Tazz scoffs "That's the most action he's had in a month!" The ref gets up and smiles from ear to ear as Tazz calls him a sick pervert and Stacy looks at him funny. Torrie comes from behind and pulls the ref's pants down exposing his red underwear.....ewwwwwww I'm gonna hurl. As the ladies share a laugh at the ref's expense NIDIA comes from out of nowhere and attacks Torrie. She and Stacy doubleteam before Torrie double clotheslines them both. Torrie hits a nice swinging neckbreaker on Nidia and pulls her jean shorts down and off....ok I feel better now. Torrie throws the shorts over the top rope and Nidia races to get them like a dog playing fetch. Stacy hits another one of her boots to nothing (aiming for the midsection again) but Torrie counters by slingshotting her into the corner. Torrie rolls her up and removes the skirt exposing the Paul Stanley Special (black lace panties) to win the match. Val Venis calls Torrie a laundry list of compliments in his announcing of the winner as she spanks Stacy out of the ring. As a straight male fan, the match would have been perfect if they didn't pull the ref's pants down in the middle of it. If Val Venis was the ref, then maybe the female fans would have the big O but not this guy. This was the drawback to having "divas" that could barely work, either have bad matches or this kind of crap.


Time of Match: 4:43

Winner: Torrie Wilson

   The next segment is highlights from the Challenge Charity Dinner held for cancer victims.  Remember the auction from Insurrexion I covered on that review, same thing here only difference is its for people in Australia. Anyway on to the main event.


Match 6

Triple H vs Brock Lesnar (with Paul Heyman) vs The Rock in a No-DQ match for the WWE Championship

  For a once in a generation ppv, they sure had the home run shot. The three biggest names in the business at the time are gonna get it on for the big one in front of 56,000 people. As great as the match sounds it kind of takes away from the main event of Summerslam but since they barely mentioned this event on Smackdown and WWE Magazine I guess its all good. All three get huge pops for entrances and I begin to think if this would be a landmark event. Bell rings and the three men stare down as Michael Cole says how Lesnar put Hulk Hogan out of action 3 weeks earlier on Smackdown. Hulk was actually gone for pretty much 6 months because he didn't show up on Smackdown again until the end of January....not that I was complaining. Rock and Lesnar shout at each other than trade blows as HHH looks on. Rock then punches Brock into HHH and they do the "one man pinball" routine where they punch the man in the middle a bunch of times. Rock and HHH team up and hit a double back elbow smash as Michael Cole says if Brock wins the match he'll be the youngest WWE Champion of all time. Rock and Trips double clotheslines Lesnar out of the ring as HHH then nails Rock with a clothesline. HHH works over The Rock in the corner before Rock catches him with a clothesline. Rock hiptosses Brock back in the ring and fires away in the corner. Rock turns his attention to HHH which allows Lesnar to assault Rock in the corner. Brock hits shoulderblocks in the corner before HHH takes over and blasts away at the champion. Brock and Triple H measure The Rock and take turns punching him down before Rock runs into a knee to the facebuster by HHH followed by a clothesline by Lesnar. HHH covers and Rock kicks out as Lesnar never moved....what was he thinking? Cole and Tazz call Brock on his mental lapse as Brock and HHH continue to work over Rock together. Rock rallies with right hands but they miss a double clothesline so Rock knocks them both to the ground. Rock whips Lesnar who runs over HHH with a clothesline before getting nailed with fists by Rock. HHH rolls out on the apron as Rock backdrops Brock over the top rope to the floor. Rock slides out and throws Brock into the time-keeper's area before Paul Heyman sneaks over and hops up and down behind The Rock and then screams when Rock turns around, now that was funny. Rock chases Heyman around the ring before HHH strikes like a viper with a clothesline. HHH drops Rock sternum first into the barricade then snaps Lesnar off the top rope. HHH back inside beats Lesnar down in the corner as the ref counts...why? I thought this was supposed to be No-DQ or did Cole screw up the billing again? Lesnar hits a running shoulderblock on HHH in the corner before hitting more of them in the corner. Lesnar calls for another running shoulderblock but HHH catches him with a high knee before sending him into The Rock who rams Lesnar head first into the turnbuckle. Rock hits his hand to the air punch that nearly sends Brock over the top rope to the floor and calls for the rock bottom, but HHH sneaks begind and hits a neckbreaker for a 2 count. Lesnar swings and misses and HHH hits the spinebuster then covers for 1...2...nope, near fall. Lesnar hits a swinging neckbreaker but Lesnar breaks up the pinfall attempt. Lesnar goes for the F-5 but HHH blocks it, then goes for the pedigree on Lesnar but Brock backdrops out of it. Lesnar blocks the rock bottom and clotheslines HHH over the top and out. Lesnar hits a BtB suplex and throws HHH into the ringpost. Lesnar continues to dissect The Rock and hits a bear hug as Tazz says this was the move that ended Hulkamania. HHH is on the ground outside busted wide open as Lesnar continues to wear down Rock...until Rock does the fade then revive routine. Rock powers out of it and runs right into the F-5...noooo, Rock lands on his feet to counter the attempt with a clothesline and a DDT. Rock covers for 1...2....negative, Lesnar got a shoulder up. Rock takes Brock down and locks in the sharpshooter as Michael Cole brings up how Rock was apart of the national champion Miami Hurricanes while Brock won a national championship in wrestling for Minnesota. After a while HHH staggers in and clotheslines Rock off of Lesnar. HHH hits the pedigree on The Rock and covers for 1..2....nooooo, Lesnar breaks up the count. Lesnar picks up HHH and hits the F-5 to HHH and covers for 1...2...THR...NOOOO Rock breaks up the count. Lesnar reels Rock into the ropes wiht right hands before Rock counters with a spinebuster, followed by THE...PEOPLE'S...ELBOW. Rock covers for a loooong 2 count as Heyman hops up onto the apron to taunt Rock. Rock drops Heyman off the apron with a right hand then turns around into an F-5 by Lesnar but HHH breaks up the count. HHH hits the pedigree on Lesnar an covers for 1....2..NOOOOOOO, woah Lesnar kicked out of the finisher of finishers. HHH is shocked and complains to the ref but turns around into a rock bottom. Rock covers for 1....2..THREEE Rock retains the title. Guess Summerslam's main event is safe in a decent match. This was the first time HHH and Lesnar locked up and it would also be the last for something would happen after Summerslam that would help define the "brands".

Time of Match:  14:31
Winner: The Rock by pinfall (Still WWE Champion)


    That about wraps up the Global Warning Tour....its been 20 years since then and I doubt they'd be able to draw 55,000 nowadays unless Rhea Ripley was in the main event. As for this DVD it wasn't the best but it wasn't the worst. It had absolutely nothing to do with Summerslam and has no importance at all but its nice to see the wrestlers be themselves on camera and not in character all the time. I was going to review the bonus matches from 1986 but in all fairness those old school matches damn near put me to sleep so I curtailed halfway through the first one. I give it 2 stars out of 5 because there's really nothing noteworthy about it and buy only if you want to complete a collection. I view this as basically another Insurrexion/Rebellion where they had to give the overseas fans just enough to keep them interested but not enough to rip off the American fans all set to order Summerslam. Still the highlight has to be the white guy imitating Booker T, I'm still laughing at that.

Sunday, July 21, 2002

WWE Vengeance 2002 (7/21/02)


Shortly after King of the Ring, the whole co-owner storyline had ended which opened the door to a new one. Vince would pretty much take himself off TV in favor of two "general managers" one for Raw and one for Smackdown. Smackdown's new general manager was Stephanie McMahon (big surprise...) but the real story was Raw's new general manager....ERIC BISCHOFF. Yes, the man who had kicked Vince's ass in the ratings for two years behind the desk of WCW was now working for Vince McMahon. In what was one of the dumbest moves in the history of professional wrestling, they had Vince and Eric hug as Eric took over as general manager. RD Reynolds over at Wrestlecrap.com (cheap plug) said the hug was pretty much the same as taking a barrel full of money and setting it on fire, and I agree. For all the incompetence over the Invasion storyline, who better to lead a second wave then Bischoff himself, the embodiment of WCW? The storyline writes itself....Bischoff declares war on the McMahons, stocks Raw with guys like Goldberg, Sting, Flair and of course guys like Benoit, Guerrero and Booker T to take on Vince and Stephanie's Smackdown squadron of HHH, The Rock, Angle, Hogan, along with Jericho, Lesnar and Cena. Imagine how much money that could have drawn...oh well. The storylines heading into Vengeance was The Rock's return to main event status, Jamie Noble vs Kidman in a cruiserweight title match, the general manager situation and a tables match on the Raw side.


JULY 21, 2002
JOE LOUIS ARENA
Detroit, Michigan


Match 1

Bubba Ray and Spike Dudley vs Chris Benoit and Eddie Guerrero (Elimination Tables Match)

Commentators: Michael Cole and Tazz

   This tables match stems from a feud on Raw which developed over the course of the month.  Benoit starts out kicking the crap out of Spike Dudley with clotheslines and a back suplex. Michael Cole says this is the first ppv match for Benoit since last year's King of the Ring. Benoit and Guerrero double team Spike in the corner before Spike reverses a hiptoss and tags in Bubba. Guerrero tags in and works over Bubba in the corner then he and Chris double team him. Chris and Eddie make frequent tags and display some beautiful offense before Eddie hits a dropkick to the knee. Benoit tags in and continues to wear down Bubba before Dudley nails Guerrero off the apron with a clothesline intended for Benoit. Chris hits the german suplex and puts the boots to Bubba, then tags in Eddie once again. More double teaming ensues and Eddie hops over the rope and hotshots Bubba on the second rope. Eddie goes to the eyes and then he and Benoit double team some more before Spike gets in to break it up. Benoit hits a huge back bodydrop and Benoit continues to work him over in the corner. Bubba finally rallies but Benoit stops the momentum with a hard irish whip into the corner. Benoit hits another one then knocks Spike off the apron as Eddie gets in the ring to put the boots to Bubba. Remember this is a tables match so I dunno why Eddie doesn't just stay in the ring since there are no DQ's. Benoit orders Eddie to get a table and when Guerrero sets it up, Benoit drops a mean elbow on Bubba. Out of nowhere Spike ducks under a Benoit clothesline, hops over Bubba and hits a sommersault plancha on Guerrero outside the ring. Benoit goes outside and works over Spike before throwing him into the steel steps. Bubba rallies but Eddie trips him up when bouncing off the ropes, allowing Benoit to drop another elbow. Eddie slides another table in the ring then fires away at Bubba with right hands as Benoit sets the table up. They prop Bubba on the second rope but Spike moves the table at the last second. After the suplex Spike works over both Benoit and Guerrero until Benoit chops Spike down. Eddie goes outside and slides yet another table into the ring. Benoit hits a gutwrench stomach breaker on Spike then sets the table up in the corner. Guerrero and Benoit pound Spike in the corner and whip him into the table but Bubba tackles Spike at the last second preventing him from going through it. The Dudleys rally and Bubba backdrops both Radicalz then Spike jumps off the top rope onto Benoit. Bubba hits the Dusty Rhodes combo on Eddie as Spike goes upstairs......then does the wazzzzzup headbutt. Bubba tells Spike to get the tables but he's intercepted by Benoit who locks him in the crossface. Spike taps but since there's no submissions it means nothing. Bubba hits a samoan drop on Chris then sets up the corner table then rams Benoit's head into it. Bubba sets Chris up but Benoit moves and Bubba crashes into the table....but referee Jack Doane hits the ring and says that Bubba's still in the match because neither Radical put him through it. Guerrero goes back to work on Spike but Dudley hits a head scissors to counter that, then Benoit misses a charge and takes Guerrero with him over the top rope to the floor. Spike tries to revive Bubba to no avail then Guerrero catches him and goes to suplex him from the ring to the table on the floor....but Spike gets out of it and hits the Acid Drop through the table, eliminating Guerrero. Benoit rolls Spike in then rolls a table into the ring, then counters an acid drop attempt and press slams Spike over the top rope through the table below eliminating him. We're down to Bubba and Benoit and Chris sets up another table in the middle of the ring. Bubba counters a german suplex and hits the bubba bomb on Chris through the table to win the match. Both Chris and Eddie look like they've been run over by a freight train as the Dudleys catch their breath inside the ring. Bad match by wrestling standards but ok for a tables match, welcome back Benoit.


Time of Match: 14:59

Winners: Bubba Ray and Spike Dudley

    The next segment shows Jonathan Coachman interviewing a smiling Eric Bischoff....good grief. The purpose of this was to hype the upcoming free agent signing of HHH, then Bischoff conveniently spots him then runs up to get a word in. Eric tries to butter up to him but scoffs at HHH for negotiating with Stephanie for a Smackdown deal. Coach says he's gonna stick around with Eric to see what HHH does as we head back to ringside.


Match 2

Billy Kidman vs Jamie Noble (with Nidia) for the WWE Cruiserweight Championship

Commentators: Michael Cole and Tazz

  Kidman had beaten Tajiri in a number one contenders match the week prior and after the match, Noble, Nidia and Tajiri put the boots to Billy to set up this match. Right off the bat they roll around before Jamie opens up with boots to the midsection. Kidman counters with a roll up, backslide and victory roll all for near falls before Jamie goes outside and screams. Nidia calms him down and back inside Jamie goes on offense before Kidman stops that with a flying head scissors. Noble heads onto the ring apron and hits a shoulder block, but Kidman counters the second attempt with a leg drop. Noble crumples to the floor and Kidman goes for a plancha then stops himself on the floor. Noble ducks under a clothesline and throws Nida into Billy distracting Kidman long enough for Jamie to hit a one-arm ddt on the floor. Noble then lawndarts Kidman into the ringpost before rolling Billy back inside. Noble hits a nothern lights suplex for a near fall and locks in a resthold. Kidman powers out of it and goes for a Sky High but his now injured shoulder prevents him from hitting it, so Noble throws him into the ringpost. Jamie tees off with an arm bar before Kidman counters with a clothesline and right hands, before finishing with a frankensteiner. Kidman goes on offense and hits a samoan neckbreaker for a near fall as Nidia gets nervous on the outside. Kidman whips Noble into the corner as Michael Cole hypes the WWE debut of REY.,...MYSTERIOOOOOO...JR!  Yup, one of the most popular stars in WCW finally signed a WWE contract and will bring a lot of credentials to the cruiserweight division. Noble hits a jumping arm-breaker and a fujiwara armbar before Kidman makes it to the bottom rope. Kidman counters the powerbomb attempt with an x-factor for 1...2...noooo, Noble kicks out at 2. Kidman hits an enziguiri that catches Jamie in the lower back rather than the head and Tazz calls him on it. Kidman rolls Noble in the corner then goes upstairs but Noble scampers away before Kidman can hit the shooting star press. Noble goes upstairs and Kidman hits the sky high from the top rope and covers for 1....2..NOOOOO, wow. Nidia goes crazy outside as Kidman wonders how Noble kicked out. Kidman goes for a tornado ddt but Jamie stops him and places Billy on the ring apron, where Billy snaps him throat first off the top rope, Kidman goes upstairs but misses the shooting star press, Noble pounces and covers for 1..2..nope, near fall. Noble and Kidman exchange switches and counters before Jamie locks in the tiger driver and hits it for the 1....2.....3 to win the match and retain the title. Nida gets in the ring and pounces on Jamie just like last month as Cole shills Kidman's never-say-die attitude. The blown enziguiri irked me but the rest of the match was fine, better than a Bushwhackers match any day of the week.


Time of match: 7:34

Winner: Jamie Noble by pinfall (Still Cruiserweight champion)

 The next segment is Dorkus Malorkus interviewing Kurt Angle about his upcoming triple threat match for the WWE Championship. Kurt Angle says he's gonna make either The Rock or Undertaker tap....then he's cut off by Paul Heyman and Brock Lesnar. Brock and Kurt stare each other down and this would be the start of what would become one of the best feuds in the modern era...well for a year anyway. Kurt and Brock shake hands as Kurt says he'd love to face Brock at Summerslam for the title but he better not screw him out of the match that night or else. Brock walks off and we head to the next match



Match 3

William Regal vs Jeff Hardy for the WWE European Championship

Commentators: Michael Cole and Tazz

   Since Insurrexion, William Regal had regained the European title only to lose it to Jeff Hardy two weeks earlier on Raw. Highlights show after William lost the match he then cried as Michael Cole scoffs. They lock up but Regal gets the early advantage with counter moves and shoulderblocks. Regal counters a sunset flip attempt with a shot to the back of the neck, Jeff charges but eats boot but Regal misses the knee-drop attempt. Jeff goes to work on the knee then takes William down with a chinbreaker but the cover only gets 2. Jeff slingshots William from the ring over the top rope to the floor. Jeff then turns a baseball slide into frankensteiner. Jeff hops up on the barricade and dives off but Regal wisely ducks as Hardy crashes to the floor. Regal rolls him inside and covers but only gets a deuce as Michael Cole brings up the surprisingly good ladder match between Hardy and Undertaker on Raw for the WWE title. Jeff then hits whisper in the wind as referee Nick Patrick makes a funny face. Jeff rolls under William and hits a spin kick followed by his spread-eagle legdrop. Jeff goes upstairs but Regal gets the knees up to block the swanton bomb attempt, then hits a half-nelson backdrop. Regal hits a backbreaker and punts him in the back of the neck. Jeff rolls through an armbar and rolls up Regal for 1...2...three?? Yes, Jeff Hardy wins the match and Cole/Tazz can't believe it. Regal cries again as I'm shocked they ended the match this way, short and sweet I guess.


Time of Match: 4:16

Winner: Jeff Hardy by pinfall (Still European champion)

   The next segment is Ric Flair and Hulk Hogan congratulating Jeff Hardy then talk about how the "young guys" like Jeff and Edge are going to get caught up in the power struggle between Stephanie McMahon and Eric Bischoff. Talk about the pots calling the kettle black, but Flair says that Bischoff would run Stephanie out of business.....sometimes I wish that was happened, on to the next match



Match 4

Chris Jericho vs John Cena

Commentators: Michael Cole and Tazz

   It is the ppv debut of OVW star "Prototype"......now known as John Cena. Cena makes his entrance as Jericho grabs a steel chair and swings at Cena but misses. Cena picks up the chair and waffles Jericho with it as Cole says since the bell hasn't rung, its legal. Cena rolls him in the ring and the bell rings as John pounds away at a fallen Jericho. Cena hits 2 corner whips and a clothesline before Jericho slides out of the ring to re-group. Jericho gets back in as John does rookie offense before hitting a spinebuster for a 2 count. Cena swings and misses then Jericho hot-shots him on the top rope. Jericho puts the boots to Cena and hits a back suplex to slow the momentum. Referee Mike Chioda admonishes Jericho for choking Cena on the second rope, then Y2J attempts to expose the steel turnbuckle before Mike stops him. Jericho says "I'm king of the world" as Cena rolls him up for 1--2-noooo. Jericho hits a spinning heel kick then taunts Cena in between hitting right hands and chops in the corner. Jericho hits Break Down (facebuster that pinned RVD at last year's Survivor Series) but doesn't cover. Jericho goes upstairs and again says "I'm the king of the world" but Cena makes Jericho pay for his cockiness with a superplex. The cover..1....2 and..no, kicks out at 2. Cole says if Cena gets a pin it would be a major upset as John hits a tilt-a-whirl slam the covers for a near fall. Jericho climbs the second rope and counters Cena's stinger splash attempt with a dropkick then covers for 1...2..nooooo, Cena kicked out as Jericho chops away. Cena counters a frankensteiner and slingshots Chris into the corner but Jericho is able to catch himself on the second rope. Jericho goes for a bodypress but Cena catches him and hits a BtB suplex then covers for 1,,,2,,,,nope, Y2J kicked out. Cena misses a dropkick but then Jericho misses the lionsault. Cena goes for the oklahoma roll but Jericho hooks the leg for the 1..2..NOOOO, wow I remember thinking that was the finish when I first saw the match. Jericho hits the headlock takedown and uses the ropes for leverage but Cena still kicks out. Jericho hits the one armed bulldog and the lionsault, but Jericho doesn't cover. He then goes for the Walls of Jericho but Cena turns it into a small package for 1...2..THREE that's it, Cena wins it! Cena quickly runs out of the ring and to the back as Jericho can't believe it. That was shockingly a great match with no rest-holds or blown spots, most of the credit goes to Jericho but Cena held is own. After the match Jericho grabs a chair and whacks the ring-post with it a bunch of times, shades of his WCW days.


Time of Match:  6:21

Winner: John Cena by pinfall

    The next segment is Eric Bischoff and Jonathan Coachman waiting outside Stephanie's office waiting for HHH to make his decision. Then Steph's lawyer shows up and says he has documents for the couple as Bischoff gets nervous. Back at ringside Michael Cole and Tazz turn things over to JR and King.. This would be the start of several ideas of how to work the commentating teams together. We then go backstage to see Lesnar and Van Dam training in the back to hype their upcoming showdown. Lesnar had won KOTR and during the coronation the next night on Raw, Van Dam proceeded to hit the van terminator on Heyman, which was hilarious to see.



Match 5

Brock Lesnar (with Paul Heyman) vs Rob Van Dam for the WWE Intercontinental Championship

Commentators: Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler

   The rematch of the King of the Ring finals will be for Van Dam's IC title, which doesn't make any sense at all since Lesnar had a WWE title match the next month at Summerslam. JR says a lot of people are afraid of Brock by Rob isn't one of them. Lesnar throws the belt at Van Dam as if to say, "I got better things in my future" Van Dam starts off with right hands before Lesnar counters with a Spicolli Driver...which Rob doesn't sell at all. Brock throws him into the corner, but Rob comes back with karate kicks to stagger the big man. Lesnar chargers but Van Dam flips over and hits a drop toe hold in the adjacent corner. Lesnar regroups with Heyman outside the ring and he kicks the steps over in the process. Lesnar hits a shoulder block on the apron but back inside Rob goes to the leg kicks to take the big man off his feet. Van Dam hits 2 well placed dropkicks to knock Lesnar down but Brock counters a bulldog by heaving Rob halfway across the ring. Brock whips Rob into the rope but Van Dam ducks a charge sending Lesnar flying over the top rope to the floor. Rob tries a plancha but Brock catches him mid air, but Rob slides out of his grip and throws Brock into the ringpost. Rob hops up to the ring apron and moonsaults but Lesnar catches him and and hits a running powerslam on the floor. Heyman laughs as Lesnar puts the boots to him and tosses him inside.  Lesnar hits a backbreaker and continues to put the boots to Rob as JR says RVD is in his home-state. Brock hits another backbreaker as JR brings up his dominance of the NCAA (but fails to mention how he lost to Patriots O-Lineman Stephen Neal).  Brock hits a BtB but Rob counters later on with a step-over heel kick. Paul "That hadda hurt!" Rob kicks Brock in the head as Paul says "Oh my God!" like Joey Styles. Brock whips Rob into the corner, the charge eats boot, Brock ducks under a moonsault but when Rob goes for the monkey flip, Brock throws him over his head to the floor, landing on the steel steps in the process....ouch. Brock rams Rob backfirst into the side of the ring before tossing him into the steel steps. Brock locks in a bearhug and drives him into the corner. Brock rams Rob spine first into the turnbuckle and locks in an abdominal stretch. Brock misses a charge in the corner so Rob does his shoulderblocks before hitting a second rope dropkick. Rob hits a dropkick to the temple then does a springboard legdrop while Brock was on the apron. Van Dam goes upstairs and hits a dropkick and rolling thunder, but the cover only gets 2. Rob scores with a superkick and goes upstairs but Brock catches him in midair and goes for the F-5, which Van Dam counters with a ddt. Rob goes back upstairs and hits the 5 star frog splash and covers for 1...2...noooo Paul Heyman pulls the ref out as JR calls him a "bald headed bastard" Referee Charles Robinson calls for the bell and this one's over. Robinson shoves Heyman on the outside and Van Dam hits a baseball slide knocking Heyman to the ground. Charles Robinson then beats on Heyman as the crowd and JR are loving it. Lesnar knocks Rob to the ground inside then goes outside and heaves Robinson off of Paul. Rob goes upstairs and hits a sommersault off the top rope and rolls Brock inside. Rob hits another superkick, goes outside and gets a chair....signalling for the Van Terminator. Rob goes up top but Heyman grabs the leg at the last second. Lesnar hits a suplex on the chair and then F-5's him on it. Rob wins the battle but Lesnar wins the war, awesome match and Robinson beating up Heyman was HILARIOUS. Brock moves on to Summerslam to face the champion.

Time of match: 9:38

Winner: Rob Van Dam by disqualification (still IC champion)

    The next segment is Bischoff and Coachman still waiting until Stephanie finally comes out. Bischoff gloats until Stephanie says "He signed" then his jaw drops. She walks away as HHH comes out and Bischoff says "What in the hell did you just do?" HHH "Listen you ass, those papers I signed, they were my divorce papers!" Bischoff says quietly after Hunter leaves, "He's mine, just watch."



Match 6

Big Show vs Booker T in a Street Fight

Commentators: Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler

   This match stems from a match on Raw where Big Show hit Booker with a chair and chokeslamed him through a table. Booker starts off on offense but Big Show catches the axe-kick attempt and slams him down. Show works him over in the corner and tosses Booker halfway across the ring. Booker rallies but Show headbutts him down then walks across the back. Booker goes back to the kicks then hits an enziguiri but Show clotheslines him down. Show openhanded chops Booker in the corner then clotheslines him over the top rope to the floor. Booker grabs a chair but Show punches it away and headbutts Booker. Show shoves the steel steps out of the way and rams Booker into the ring post. Show chargers and splashes Booker into the post but Booker moves out of the way of the second charge. Booker rams Show's head into the ring post a bunch of times so show throws him into the cameraman. Booker grabs a camera wire and strangles Show and they brawl into the spanish announce table causing Carlos Cabrera and Hugo Sevenivich to head for the hills. King "Undle guys, undle!"  Booker grabs one of the tv monitors and waffles Show with it as Cabrera hides behind Lawler. Booker then jumps from the american announce table and hits the axe kick through the spanish announce table on Big Show...BRILLIANT! After about a minute Booker crawls away as the crowd starts a Booker T chant going. T rolls inside as Big Show finally stands up and rolls in the ring. Cabrera and Hugo sit back down as Booker unloads with fists and boots and a low blow. Booker hits the scissors kick then goes up top and hits the Harlem Hangover and covers for 1...2...3 to win the match.  That was awesome, didn't go too long and it featured some great spots. Booker does the spinnaroonie after the match and celebrates.

Time of match: 6:12

Winner: Booker T by pinfall


   The next sgement is over at The World where Dawn Marie and Torrie Wilson take shots at each other and Dawn Marie is jealous over losing to Torrie in the Golden Thong contest.....now back to ringside where HHH comes out to make his decision to join Raw or Smackdown. Eric Bischoff makes his way out and apologizes for the intrusion earlier and saying that if he stays on Smackdown he'd have to put up with Stephanie and The Rock stealing his thunder, and that on Raw his star would shine alone. Stephanie then makes her way out to ringside and says that when they were together they were unstoppable and as Stephanie goes for a sob story, Bischoff cuts her off (Thank christ). Stephanie then shoots saying that when HHH was first in WCW, Bischoff said he had no charisma (which is a true story, Eric thought HHH would be nothing more than a tag teamer). HHH finally gets on the mic and says he's stuck in the middle between an arrogant prick (Bischoff) and a cold hearted bitch (Stephanie). HHH says "I could say screw you to you Eric, but I'm sure you wouldn't like it and I could say screw you to Stephanie and I damn know she likes it". HHH then says he's about to sign with Stephanie when THE HEARTBREAK KID.......SHAWWWWWN MICHAELS hits the ring to input his 2 cents. The nWo storyline was over so Shawn needed someone else to manage so I guess  HHH coming back to Raw made sense to team these two. Shawn gets on the mic and says he said he'd come to Vengeance and bring HHH home to Raw. The crowd starts a small DX chant going as Shawn brings up the old days and says HHH and he should get back together to make Bischoff's life a living hell. King "What a sales pitch!" HHH says "Sorry Steph" then hugs Shawn.....meaning HHH has jumped to Raw. Bischoff then gloats in Stephanie's face and says the difference between them is that he has balls and she doesn't, so she slaps him down. We then go to the Dorkus Malorkus interviewing Rikishi about the drawbacks to HHH leaving Smackdown and Rikishi says its a great loss. We then go to the Raw locker room where Booker T and Goldust celebrate when Terri runs in causing Goldust to clam up. Terri was the real life wife of Goldust until they were divorced so that's hilarious just to see Goldust go :-O. Booker says he's gonna take on HBK and HHH then Goldust says he'll help out.



Match 7

The Un-Americans (Lance Storm and Christian) vs Hulk Hogan and Edge for the WWE Tag Team Championship

Commentators: Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler

  The Un-Americans storyline was that Storm, Christian and a now heel Test were your typical anti-American gimmicks except with 9/11 less than a year earlier, it kind of hit home with the crowd. I was never in favor of the whole God Bless America crap after 9/11 and I was never a Hogan fan so back during this time period I was actualy rooting for these guys to win the titles. Lance get on the mic and says Hogan was past his prime and past his glory....can't argue logic. JR "My hero John Wayne is spinning in his grave". Apparently Billy and Chuck found a way to beat Rico and Rikishi for the tag titles, only to lose them to Hogan and Edge. Playing hot potato with the world title was bad enough, but now they were demeaning the tag titles as well. JR makes a historical error saying Edge saw Hogan at Wrestlemania 3 live in Skydome 15 years earlier....he probably was referring to Hogan/Andre at Wrestlemania 3 but was actually talking about Hogan/Warrior at Wrestlemania 6, but then he corrects himself and all is right with the world. Christian starts out with Hogan and Hulk heaves him out of the ring instantly. Back inside Chistian and Lance double team Hogan and hit a double suplex. Hogan doesn't sell it and hits a double clothesline and a noggin knocker. Hulk hits a clothesline on Storm then he and Edge fire away. Hogan slugs Lance in the corner and hits another one off an irish whip. Edge tags in and hits a pancake on Storm then tries the 10 punch in the corner until Christian knocks him off. Lance hits a jumping spin kick then tags in Christian, who puts the boots to his "brother". Christian hits a side back-breaker as JR reveal neither Hogan nor Edge are from their ring announced locations but are both residing in Tampa, Florida. Christian locks in a resthold as referee Brian Hebner trips over himself. Christian hits an inverted backbreaker then goes up to the second rope, but misses the elbow drop attempt. Christian grabs the leg to make sure Edge doesn't tag in Hogan so Edge hits an enziguiri. Storm interferes so Edge drops him down on Christian as JR brings up the 10 time Stanley Cup champion Toronto Maple Leafs.....who haven't won a Cup since 1967. Edge tags in Hogan who fends off both Lance and Christian and hits Storm with the big boot. Christian ducks under a big boot and hits a reverse ddt but the cover only gets 2. Hogan hulks up a little early but still gets a giant YOUUUU from the crowd. Storm comes back in but Hogan fends him off and hits the big boot to Christian followed by the legdrop of doom. Its all over 1....2....noooo Lance pulls Hogan off at the last second. Hogan knocks Lance out of the ring but Christian hits an eye rake staggering Hogan into Lance, who snaps him off the top rope. Christian throws Hogan outside where Lance hits the superkick. Christian rolls Hogan in and mounted punches before tagging in Lance. Lance and Christian make frequent tags and isolate Hogan for a while with offensive moves, but eventually Hogan nails Christian and double clotheslines with Lance. Hogan tags in Edge who cleans house and hits a back bodydrop on both of them. Edge hits a spear into the corner to both of them and hits the Edge-O-Matic on Lance for 1--2--nope, Christian breaks up the count. Hogan comes in and cleans out Christian as Edge calls for the spear......and proceeds to spear Brian Hebner as Lance jumped over the attempt. Edge counters the superkick with Edgecution but Hebner's out of it. All of a sudden Test hits ringside and wipes out Hogan, then hits Edge with the big boot. Lance crawls over and covers for 1...2....NOOOO Edge kicks out. Test can't believe it and then RIKISHI hits ringside and clocks Test to the ground. Rikishi and Test brawl to the back as Edge counters Storm's suplex attempt with a spear. Christian climbs up to the apron where Edge and Hogan both knock him off. All of a sudden Chris Jericho appears out of nowhere and clocks Edge in the head with a tag title belt and Storm covers for the 1.....2....3 to win the match and the titles. The anti-americans are now the tag champs thanks to Jericho, but it should be pointed out Jericho never actually joined the group while helping them out all the time much like Bret Hart didn't join the nWo in WCW from 97-99. JR scoffs but we got new tag champions...maybe they'll hold on to them for a while. Ok match but dumbed down with all the run ins and cheating.

Time of match: 10:00

Winners: The Un-Americans by pinfall (new Tag Team Champions)

  The next segment is Eric Bischoff trying to recruit Kurt Angle then we cut to Stephanie's office being interviewed by Dorkus Malorkus and Stephanie says that Bischoff won the battle but she'll win the war and she'll steal their biggest star when the time is right. Back at ringside we go to JR and King who shows the highlight package for the main event.


Match 8

The Rock vs Kurt Angle vs The Undertaker for the WWE Championship

  It was supposed to be The Rock vs Undertaker before Kurt Angle had a controversial draw in a title shot, so they threw Angle into the main event. The winner of this match would face Brock Lesnar in the main event at Summerslam. Rock and Undertaker stare each other down as Kurt waves his arms to get attention then shoves them both. Rock and Taker look at each other then slug Angle at the same time. They put the boots to Kurt as Taker hits a big boot. Rock clotheslines Angle out of the ring and Taker attacks Rock in the corner. Taker puts his head down so Rock rams it into the mat. Undertaker hits a flying clothesline then runs into Angle by accident, then is clotheslined over the top to the floor by Rock. Angle throws Undertaker knee first into the steps but Rock tosses Kurt inside. Angle hits a german suplex as JR shoots on the Steiner Brothers saying Kurt's the master of the suplex. Angle stomps away at The Rock in the corner and chops him as Taker is slow to rise. Rock eventually reverses Kurt and chops him in the corner, but Kurt hits an overhead BtB to quell that uprising. Kurt hits the same suplex but Rock hits his patented ddt and covers for a deuce. Rock rams Kurt's head onto the steel steps but Angle hits a clothesline but runs straight into an Undertaker clothesline. Taker looks over who he's going to attack and chooses The Rock, delivering a beatdown before tossing him in the ring. Taker works over The Rock in the corner with big right hands before Rock rallies with punches of his own before running into a sidewalk slam. A cover gets 2 and Taker knocks Angle off the ring apron and turns into a chokeslam...yes, you read it right a CHOKESLAM by The Rock. Kurt breaks up the count as King says "FINALLY Kurt is back in the match." Angle hits un-Olympic like right hands into the corner but Rock runs him over with a clothesline then applies the anklelock. Angle rolls out of it and hits the rock bottom on The Rock. Kurt covers but Taker drops a leg on him to break up the count...damn, I was hoping to see Taker do the people's elbow to break up the count. Then right on cue Taker hits the angle-slam on Angle as JR says "what the hell is this?" Taker covers but Rock breaks it up. Taker clotheslines Rock down but Rock nips up and hits his own clothesline. Kurt charges but Rock heaves him over the top rope to the floor. Rock hits a spinebuster on Taker and calls for the people's elbow and hits it, but Kurt pulls Rock out and dumps him sternum first onto the American announce table. Angle quickly rushes inside to get the pinfall but Taker kicks out at 2. Angle backs Taker in the corner with right hands before Taker counters with blows of his own and ends it with a headbutt. Taker delivers a clothesline in the corner but Kurt whips him across the ring.....then misses a charge and goes through the ropes to the outside. Taker rams Angle's head into the ringpost as Rock comes over and spits water in his eyes. Taker blocks a head-ram and throws The Rock face first onto the announce table. Taker busts Angle open and drops a leg on him on the ring apron. You can see the blood drip off Angle's head so you know it was a good blade job, and then Taker headbutts him for his troubles. Taker goes for old school and hits it then covers for 1..2...nooo The Rock breaks up the count. Rock hits a series of punches but Taker counters with a flying ddt, but the cover only gets 2. Taker calls for a chokeslam as Angle grabs a chair. Taker punches Kurt to knock the chair away and he and The Rock take turns beating up Angle. Taker blocks the rock bottom as Rock boots him in the gonads and falls on Earl Hebner. With the ref down Angle whallops Taker with the chair and hits the angle-slam on The Rock. Kurt slowly crawls and covers Taker for 1....2....NOOOOOO, Taker kicks out at 2. JR and King start shouting as Kurt covers Rock for 1..2...nope, Rock also gets the shoulder up in time. Kurt waits for Rock to get up but Rock hits his single-leg takedown followed by a sharpshooter. Before Angle can tap The Undertaker clocks Rock with a big boot. Taker hits the last ride on Rock and covers for 1...2.......nooooo, Kurt Angle applies the ankle lock on Taker and drags him off The Rock. The crowd goes nuts as Taker rolls through the ankle-lock. Undertaker goes for the last ride but Angle applies the triangle choke which is the reason the last match ended in a draw. This time however Taker picks Angle up and powerbombs him, which allows Kurt to apply it more profusely. The arm drops once.....twice....noooo, The Rock breaks it up as the arm fell. Rock sets up but Angle rolls through the rock bottom and applies the ankle-lock on The Rock. Rock rolls through it into a victory roll for a 2 count. Kurt charges but Rock ducks and Taker catches him and hits the chokeslam. Taker turns around into a rock bottom and covers for 1....2..noooo, Taker got the shoulder up as King can't believe it. Kurt rolls up Rock for a deuce and Rock runs straight into a big boot by Undertaker, then Kurt pounces and hits the angle-slam on Taker. Kurt pulls the singlet straps down but runs into the rock bottom and the cover gets 1.....2...THREEEEEE WE GOT A NEW CHAMPION! The Rock becomes the 5th new champion since Wrestlemania and moves on to face Brock Lesnar at Summerslam. A valiant effort by Undertaker and Angle plus Taker didn't get pinned to lose the title.  For historical purposes, this was the 7th time The Rock won the WWE title and as it turned out, it would be the last title he'd win for over 10 years. Least the match was damn good.

Time of match: 19:35

Winner: The Rock by pinfall (new WWE Champion)


    From an in ring and historical event standpoints it was a great ppv, but for whatever reason it didn't do so well on the open market. The return of Chris Benoit to active competition, HHH joining Raw, John Cena's ppv debut and The Rock's last title win in his original run were the highlights of what was a vanilla ppv. This was just pretty much a set up for Summerslam with Lesnar vs Rock, and Summerslam would pretty much be the REAL start of the modern era with debuting superstars, returning superstars and the whole General Manager storyline. They're still playing hot potato with the world title and The Rock's pinfall was the 5th title change since Wrestlemania only 4 months earlier. All in all the ring action was great for the most part but dumbing down the world title would come back to haunt them in the end. The in-ring action and the historical events were great so I give it 3 1/2 stars and recommend buying it, but good luck finding it since its not available anywhere since its been taken out of print.